whatsapp Jokes

whatsapp Jokes
Me : Watsapp pe kyu nahi ho. . . . ?
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Gf : Aise Hi
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Me : To install karo na. .!
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Gf : ek shart par..
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Me : Kya. . . . . ?
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Gf : Tum mujhe apna watsapp ka
password bataoge…….!
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2)
Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai

3)
Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein
Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp
Karne Se Sabse zyada Time Waste Hota
Hai.”
To Aaj Se…..
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Newspaper Band.
Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai….:P

4)
BF text to his GF on watsApp..
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BF – Hi
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GF – Hello
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BF – Kahan pr ho?
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GF – Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall mey shopping k liye jaungi,
tab tumhe call krti hu,
Tum kahan par ho?
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BF – 401 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI.

5)
“Nasha Mohabbat” ka ho
“Sharab” ka ho ….ya
“Whats App” ka ho.
“Hosh” teeno mein kho jate hai
“Farak” sirf itna hai ki,
“Sharab” saala deti hai…
“Mohabbat” rula deti hai,
Aur
“Whats App” yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai…!
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Dedicated to all my lovely friends

6)
Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya…!!
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat
dala karo….!!
I said why?
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Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone
ganda ho jata hai……..!!

7)
Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;
Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;
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Thanks to Whatsapp.
Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye..!!

8)
Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki
se fix hui…
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Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya
karte rehte the..
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Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii… .
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uss raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar
bola… .
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“Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho… Tumhe kya gift karu… .
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Ladki sharmati hui boli…
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“Adle hafte dammu tatmir (jammu kashmir) tale…