Dil Se Sms - Message 

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Dard se khelna sikh gaye,

hum bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye

ham kya bataye hame zindagi ne

Kis kadar saqth bana diya,

k maut se pehle kafan odna b sikh gaye!

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Legayi sb kuch magar bus kafan rehne dia,

Yuhi meri zindgi ka akri rehnuma rehne dia,

Hum gaye they unko loutane k liye.

Wo kha k raham rehne diya………

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Dhoka tum na dho ab yakeen hame nahi,

bewafi tho dekchuke ab wafa ka barosa nahi,

dosti samj b sako wo akal tumme nahi,

kr k mohabbt saza tum saho utna sabar tum me nahi,

hamari myyath pr tum Aao ye yakeen ab kisi ko nahi.

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Dil Se SmS - Shayari 

Meri mohabbat hai wo koyi mamuli ladki nahi,

Koyi use chede ye muje bardash nahi,

Cheer dhenge hum use agar

Wo kehdhe kisi ka naam ek bar,

Ye ek AshiQ ka wada hai koyi jhooti kasam nahi.

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Kafan me lapti meri laash hai,

naye gar se bus chalis kadam dur hai,

intezar tho bus unka hai,

sun k kabr meri jo behosh hai,

un k ansu muje wazan hone lage,

kandha dene wale b ab thakne lage,

utaya jo meri dole ko tho uta na sake,

dek k log sabi pareshan ho chuke,

sirf unki ek muskuraht ki zarurath thi,

alvidha sun le hum bus ye ek aakri hasrath thi.

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Apki Ankho Me Ansuo Ki Jagah Na Ho.

Mere Pass apko Bhulane Ki Vajah Na Ho.

Agar Bhul Jaun Kisi Tarah Se apko.

To Khuda Kare Meri Zindgi Me Agli Subah Na ho.

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Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega..

Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega.

Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna..

Warna hamari Qabar pr chadar kaun chadayega…

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Duwa karna yaro juda ho rahe hai,

Rahi zindagi to fir aaker milenge..

Ager mergaye to duwa karte rehna,

Aansun bahane ki koshish na karna..

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A duniya badi bewafa hai samajhna,

Kahin dil lagane ki koshish na karna.

Mere doston zindagi ek safer hai samajhna,

Kahin thaher jane ki koshish na karna.

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Danishon ki duniya hai sari,

Alfazon ka mydan hai sara.

Zer aur zaber ko pehechan na pao,

To mydan me aane ki koshish na karna.

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Kashti ummidon ki ger sahil na paye,

To khud dub jane ki koshish na karna.

Kadam pe andhera karegi ye duniya,

Kahin dil jalane ki koshish na karma.

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Kabhi ro ke muskuraye , kabhi muskura ke roye,

Jab bhi teri yaad aayi tujhe bhula ke roye,

ek tera hi to naam tha jise hazar bar likha,

Jitna likh ke khush hue us se jayada mita ke roye.

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Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,

Yaad meri aye jab judai me,

Mehsus karna tumhare karib hu me,

Jab chahe dekh lena apni hi parchai me.

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Kadam yuhi dagmaga gaye raaste me,

Warna sambhlna hum bhi jaanthe the,

Thokar bhi lagi tho us pathar se,

Jise hum apna mante the.

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Kaash woh samajthe is dil ki tadap ko,

Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hotha.

Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi humein,

Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hotha?

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Wo roye to bahut, par mujhse muh mod kar roye

Koi majburi hogi to dil tod kar roye

Mere samne kar diye mere tasveer ke tukde

Pata chala mere piche wo unhe jod kar roye

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Mere khwabon mein aana aapka kasur tha

Aapse dil lagana hamara kasur tha

Aap aaye the zindagi mein pal do pal ke liye

Aapko zindagi samajh lena hamara kasur tha..

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Dard Mein Bhi Ab Hum Hasna Seekh Gaye

Kaisi Mohabbat Hai Jo Hum Hasna Bhool Gaye

Pehle Rulate Ho Phir Hansate Ho Kis Liye

Kaisi Mohabbat Hai Jo Hum Hasna Bhool Gaye

Dard Badh Gaya Hai Jalan Bankar Humare Liye

Kaisi Mohabbat Hai Jo Hum Hasna Bhool Gaye

Ghamon Ko Na Bhula Paaye Yeh Kaise Dard Mile

Kuchh Haseen Palon Ko Yaad Karke Hasna Bhool Gaye

Saamne Hote Ho Tum Phir Kuchh Na Kaho Mere Liye

Har Pal Jo Khilta Tha Chehara Usse

Hum Pahchan.Na Bhool Gaye

Khwaabon Mein Aakar Jo Neend Chura Gaye

Ab Mera Hosh Aur Meri Saason Ko Bhi Le Gaye

Aur Kya Rakha Hai Ab Iss Zindagi Ke Liye

Tum Bhi Humen Dard Mein Hi Rukhsat Kar Gaye

Zulm Na Ho Iss Zindagi Pe Ye Sandesh Le Aaye

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Kisi din teri nazro se dur ho jayenge hum,

Dur fizaon me kahi kho jayenge hum.

Meri yaadon se lipat ke rone aaoge tum,

jab zameen ko odh ke so jayenge hum…

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Meri barbadi par tu koi malal na karna,

bhul jana mera khyal na karna,

hum teri khusi k liye kafan ODH lenge,

pr tu meri laash se koi sawal na karna…

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Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,

phulon ko baharon ki kami nahi hoti,

fir kyu hume yad karoge Aap,

Aap toh Aasman Ho aur

Asman Ko Sitaron ki kami Nahi Hoti.

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Mana k kal hum akele reh gaye,

judai k aansu ankho se beh gaye,

rothe hue ko koun chup karayega,

jo chup karathe the wo hi aaj chup hogaye.!

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Tamannao me Uljhaya Gaya hoon,

khilone de k behlaya gaya hoon,

Kafan me kyun na Jaun muh chupa k,

Bhari mehfil me Utaya Gaya hoon…

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Aaj kareeb se guzar kr gayi hai,

Andaaz be nam kr gayi hai,

Maiyat pe meri ruk kr anjaan ban gayi hai,

poochthi hai logo se

ye kis ki maiyat sajayi gayi hai,

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Rulane wale akhir hume rula denge,

zehar de k gehri neend sula denge,

fir b koi gam na hoga hume,

dard tho tab hoga jab app hame

sath chor ne ko kehenge…

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Mouth k baad yaad aa raha hai koi,

Meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,

Aye Khudha do pal ki zindagi aur dede,

Meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi…

9.Nakaam mohabat ka bhi afsaana hoga,

sache pyar ka b harzana hoga,

apne aankho se dekh lena Zalim,

teri “DOLI” se khubsurat mera “JANAZA” hoga….

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Me duba tho kinare pe khadi thi dunia,

Hasne walo me mera mukadar b shamil tha,

Ro raha tho jo Janaze se lipat kar mere,

kaise keh dhoo k wahi mera katil tha!

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Wo ayenge gar pr mere,

sun k mout ki kabr meri,

yaro zara kafan hata dena,

kamaskam deedar tho hoga myyat ko meri.

Dek k agar wo ro dhe tho utha dena,

agar kamosh rahe tho chera chupa dena,

humse agar wo krti hai mohabbt tho izhar wo karegi,

agar na kare izar tho beshrm ko dak k mar k hakaal dena..

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Kabhi khushi se khushi ki taraf nahi drkha

wo mera hai par usne meri taraf nahi dekha

Zindagi se mila to hoon magar kuch is tarah

Mane uski usne meri taraf nahi dekha

Usko dekha tha ik baar badi sanjeedgi se

Us se behtar koi doosra nahi dekha

Wo mera ishq hai yaa ibaadat hai meri

Us se jyaada to khuda ki taraf nahi dekha…

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Dil to jale per dhuaan uthe na..

Mann to roye per aankh bhare na…

Pal Pal jinpe mitay rahe hum..

unhe humara dard dikhe na.

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Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari

koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal

koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

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Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…

Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..

Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi

par apne Alfazon mein jagah

hamein bhi diya karen

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KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,

AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,

DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,

LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

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Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..

Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..

Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…

Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

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Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..

Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..

Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…

Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

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Pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega

bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega

na woh log honge na unkibaatein

yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

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Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart

know why?

guess wht it is

simply bcoz a sweet person like you,

is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

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Koi hasae to has lete hai

dil me dard ho to ro lete hai

nind waise bhi kam aati hai

par sapno me tum aaoge

yeh soch ke so lete hai

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Raat hogi to chand dikhai dega

khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega

mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna

ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

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Dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe

dil se me naraz thi

phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du

magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

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Dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte

hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte

zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho

hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

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Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota hai,

Koi pass hokar bhi dur jab hota hai

Hum nahi kehta ke us ka kusur hai

Kasoor apna tha Esliya dil majboor hota hai.

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Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,

Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,

Maar bhi jau to koi gham nahi,

Agar kafan ke badle anchal tumhara ho.

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Tanhaai me jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai,

Kya kahen jism se jaan chali jaati hai,

Yun to unki berukhi yaad hai humein,

Per aankhe band kare to surat unki nazar aati hai.

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Dhalti raat ka khula ehsas hai,

Mere dil me teri jagah kuch khas hai,

Tum nahi ho yahan mujhe malum hai,

Par dil kahta hai ki tu dil ke paas hai.

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Mere chehre se utha do kafan,

Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.

Meri laash abhi mat jalana,

Mujhe umeed hai unke aane ki.

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PATHAR KI YEH DUNIYA JAZBAT NAHI SAMAJHTI

DIL ME HAI JO WOH BAT NAHI SAMAJHTI

TANHA TOH CHAND BHI HAI SITARON KE BEECH

MAGAR CHAND KA DARD BEWAFA RAAT NAHI SAMAJHTI ”

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Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari

koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal

koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

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Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…

Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..

Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi

par apne Alfazon mein jagah

hamein bhi diya karen

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KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,

AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,

DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,

LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

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Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..

Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..

Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…

Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

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Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..

Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..

Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…

Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

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pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega

bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega

na woh log honge na unkibaatein

yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

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sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart

know why?

guess wht it is

simply bcoz a sweet person like you,

is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

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koi hasae to has lete hai

dil me dard ho to ro lete hai

nind waise bhi kam aati hai

par sapno me tum aaoge

yeh soch ke so lete hai

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raat hogi to chand dikhai dega

khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega

mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna

ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

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dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe

dil se me naraz thi

phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du

magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

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dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte

hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte

zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho

hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

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Dard banke dil me chhupa kaun hai,

reh-reh kar isme chubhta kaun hai,

ek taraf dil hai aur ek taraf aaina,

dekhna hai is baar pehle tut-ta kaun hai

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Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,

Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.

Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,

Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron.

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

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Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye

Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye

Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye

Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…

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In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…

Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

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I am your girlfriend:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy April Fools Day

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Congratulations!

After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!

This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.

If you Click your back button, It will not work!

NO links on this page will work!

Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!

Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…

Have lunch at the kitchen table…

Take your doggie for a walk…

Go play Bingo…

Go for a swim…

Go read a book…

Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!

And don’t forget…

Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”

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Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar..

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum

Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.

Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki

Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai

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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,

Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.

Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,

Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Haqiqat jaan lo bichad jane se pahle,

Meri sunlo apni sunane se pahle,

Ye sochlena bhulane se pahle,

Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskurane se pahle

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Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya

Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?

To usne batya

Koi Teri Ankhon me itna he smaya K me chah kr b apni Jaga na bna paya

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Zindagi K Raaz…

Raaz Rehney DijiyeJo B Ho Aitraz…

Aitraz Rehney Dejiye

Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna

Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

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plz open this

after 1 day at thursday.

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I know u can’t wait.

So Congratz.

U r d 1st FOOL of 2011.

April Fool in Advance

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31st March Or 1st april

Fool is Fool doesn’t matter.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful

Fool Day to the King of Fools.. 🙂

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Hey U Know,

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April..

U Know Why ???

If she accepts den its your luck,

otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.

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In hasino se Rasme Waf

or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦

Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,

Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Koi aapse baat kare…

Aapki tarif kare…

Aapko smart kahe to…

Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..

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Uski himmat kaise huee aapko March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki…

Mail to Friend

FOOLse FOOLne FOOLonki FOOLwari me

FOOL ke sath wish kiya- O FOOL,

your are the most beautiFOOL,

wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS.

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Happy April FOOLs day

Mail to Friend

Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

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HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY

Mail to Friend

In hasino se Rasme Waf

or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦

Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,

Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

Mail to Friend

Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

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HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY

Mail to Friend

Khush toh bohut hoge tum,

baat hi kutch aisi hai,

1st april jo ho rahi hai,

dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,

aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo

hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

Happy april fool

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Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,

Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,

ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,

apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi.

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Rango tum, rangu mein,

Rangde sara ye jahaan,

Bass hassen aur gale lagen,

Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !

Holi Mubarak Ho !

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Khuda kare Har Sal chand Ban k aye

Din ka ujala shan Ban k aye

Kabhi dur na ho apke chehre se hansi

Ye Holi Ka teohar aisa mehman ban k aye..

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Rang Udaye Pichkari,

Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari,

Holi K Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De,

Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hmari.

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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,

Hum bhi jhoome masti main,

Shor hua saari basti main..

Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..

Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,

Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..

Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,

Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,

Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,

Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko….

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Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,

kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,

dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai

nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,

Taro Ne Chamakna Chhod Diya,

Holi Ko Baki Hai 2 Din,

Fir Tumne Abhi Se Q Nahana Chhod Diya.

“Happy Holi”

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Holi Aayi

Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi

Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha

Pyar laayi

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe

PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari

Happy Holi 2012

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Rangoan Ke Tyohar Main Sabhi Rangoan Ki Ho Bharmaar,

Dher Saari Khushiyoan Se Bhar jaye Aapka Sansaar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan ji Se Hamari Har baar….

Holi Mubarak Ho!

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Pichkari ki Dhar,

Gulal ki bauchar,

Apno ka pyar,

Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.

Happy Holi!!!!

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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,

Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,

Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,

Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

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Oh dear, Holi is Here,

Pinch of Red n a pinch of green,

Joyful colors all are seen,

With love n with happiness..

Wishs of Holi all I mean !!

Dear, wishing you a colourful, joyful and loaded with happiness.

Happy Holi..!

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai…

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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,

Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang

Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…

Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!

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Socha ksi apny sy baat krain,

Apny ksi khaas ko yaad krain,

Kiya jo faisla holi mubarak khny ka,

Dil ny kha kyun na aap sy shruwat karain.

:: HOLI MUBARAK ::

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Best wishes to you for a

Holi filled with sweet moments

and memories to cherish for long.

Happy Holi!

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Bright colors, water balloons,

lavish gujiyas and melodious songs

are the ingredients of perfect Holi.

Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

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Celebrating the colors

of our beautiful relationship,

I wish you and your family

all the bright hues of life.

Have a colourful holi..

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Just like a red rose that fills

the world with beauty & fragrance…

u hav made my life so beautiful

by being in it. On Holi,

the festival of colors &

joy I wanna say thank u 4 all

the love & smiles u hav brought

2 my life. Happy Holi

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Some wordz can be left unsaid

Some feelings can b left unexpressed

Bt person like U can nvr b forgotton on this special day

Happy Holi

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Suraj ki kirnian, taaron ki bahar.

Chand ki chandni, apnon ka pyar.

Hr ghari ho khushaal.

Issi tarha Mubarak ho ap ko yah HOLI ka thwaar!

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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,

Hum bhi jhoome masti main,

Shor hua saari basti main..

Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..

Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,

Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..

Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

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Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,

milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.

Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,

wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.

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Dil mein hai jo dard wo kise bataen,

Hanste hue zakhm kise dikhayen.

Kehati hai ye duniya hume khushnaseeb,

Magar naseeb ki dastaan kise sunaen.

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Na zuban se,

Na nigaho se,

Na dimag se,

Na rango se,

Na Greeting se,

Na Gifts se,

Direct dil se *AAP* ko;

“HAPPY HOLY”

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Khana Pina Rang Udana

Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.

Geet Gao Khoshiya manao

Bolo mithi boli

hamari tarafse Aapako

HAPPY HOLI..

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Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.

I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody’s life.

I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.

I miss the grand celebration.

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,

laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,

baja ke dholak aur mridang,

khele holi hum tere sang.

Holi Mubarak!

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,

rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,

aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

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Pichkari ki Dhar,

Gulal ki bauchar,

Apno ka pyar,

Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.

Happy Holi!!!!

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Rang barse bhige chunar wali,

rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,

are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!

Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,

Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,

Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,

Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

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Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,

Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,

Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,

To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,

Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,

Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,

humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.

Areyy yeh kia ?

Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

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Apun wishing you a wonderful,

Super-duper,

Zabardast,

Xtra-badhiya,

Xtra special,

Ekdum mast and dhinchak,

Bole to ekdum jhakaas

¢â‚¬Å“Happy Holi¢â‚¬Â.

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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.

Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,

Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.

Bolo sarararara….

Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

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24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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Wen things go wrong…

Wen sadness fills ur heart…

wen tears flow in ur eyes…

always remember 3 things

1) I’m with u…

2) Still with u…

3) Will ALWAYS b…

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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,

to miss some1 in crowd,

2 find some1 in every thought,

to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…

Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,

Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi

Din me ek baar YAAD karna…

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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..

If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..

If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..

if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

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I dream about you evey night

I shiver when your in sight

I long to hold you close n tight

I wanna be there with all my might

I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right

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When i look at you,

i cannot deny there is God,

cause only God could have created some one

as wonderful n beautiful as you.

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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?

If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?

If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?

If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

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Smile in Pleasure

Smile in Pain

Smile when trouble pours like Rain

Smile when sum1 Hurts U

Smile becoz SOMEONE still

Loves to see u Smiling!!

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No shadows 2 depress u

only joys 2 surround u

many friends 2 luv u

God himself 2 bless u

These r my wishes 4 u,

for today, tommorrow & everyday

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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u

L= love u

I= i miss u

C= care about u

K= kiss from my heart 2 u

So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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Don’t go for looks,

they can deceive

Don’t go for wealth

even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u

smile becoz only a smile makes

a dark day seem bright..

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

Day & Night my thought r of U..

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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me

All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me

All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true

All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U…

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Love is like a CD track

That links our hearts together

Dont ever break that CD coz

That wud break my heart too………

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Message:some text missing*

Sender:Name Missing*

*Number Missing

*Sent:Date missing

*Missing U a lot thats y

everything is missing…

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Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,

i’ll pick them up & gather them all,

coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through

i’ll cherish having sum1 like u!

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Memories r treasured

no1 can steal.

Parting is heartache

no1 can heal.

Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone

but i’ll remember u

no matter how long..

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I m on a mission:

Misson 2 avoid u,

2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,

2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,

in short….

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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D smallest word is I,

the sweetest word is LOVE

and the dearest person

in the world is U.

tats y I Love You..:)

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Dear O Dear, ur not near

but i can hear

dont get fear

Ur memories r here

liv wid cheer

no mere tear

and ur mine forever!

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Q:Wat is luv?

*

*

*

*

A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart

n d most amazing thing

is tat u still luv them

wid every broken piece…!

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Ur precious love has

turned my life completely around,

I feel lik Im wlaking but

my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

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Tairna Hai To Smandar Mein Tairo Nadi Naalo Mein Kya Rakha Hai?

Pyar Karna Hai To Watan Se Karo In Bewafa Ladko Mein Kya Rakha Hai

JAI HIND Happy Republic Day

Long Should One Sleep On A National Holiday?

Isn’t These Many Years Enough?

We Don’t Look Forward To 26th Jan As Republic Day.

But Only As Day, We Could Sleep Till Late.

Get Up India. Rise And Shine !

Our Life Is Full Of Colors …

I Hope This 26th January Will Add More Colors To Your Life

Happy Republic Day

Thousands Laid Down Their Lives

So That Our Country Breath This Day…

Never Forget Their Sacrifice..

Happy Republic Day

Apunka Pehala SMS 26th Jan Ko, Ye Le Pakad Le

Sare Zahan Se Achcha Hindusta Hamara ,

Aao Milke Wada Kare Jhanda Ucha Rahe Hamara!Happy Republic Day

Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,

jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,

khusnasib hota hai wo khoon

jo desh ke kaam aata hai,

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY 2012

Watan Ki Sar Bulandi Me, Humara Naam Shamil,

Guzarte Rehna Hai Humko Sada Ese Mukamo Se.

Saare Jahan Se Achchha Hindusitan Humara-Humara,

Wish You A Very Happy Republic

Honoring With You The Glory And Power Of Our Free Homeland.

Happy Republic Day!

Buland Bharat Ke Nikkamme Baccho,

Valentines/Frndship Day Hota To Ab Tak 100 Sms Ho Gaye Hote.

Come On, It’s A Great Day.

So Wish Evrybody…

JAI HIND.

Aai mere batan ke logon,

tum khub lagalo nara ye hind hai hum sabka,

zara yaad karo kurbani….hai ishq hai

hamin sar zameen se

my nation is my proud

jai hind bande materam

Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,

Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,

Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,

Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana

happy republic day

Happy Republic Day!

On D Eve Of 63rd REPUBLIC DAY,

Lets Salute & Remember D Soldiers

Who Sacrificed Their Lives To Protect Our Nation..

JAI HIND!!

Are You Sure You Want To See It?

Yes. I’m Over 18

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31 States,

1618 Languages,

6400 Castes,

6 Religions,

6 Ethnic Groups,

29 Major Festivals &

1 Country!

Be Proud To Be An Indian!…

Great Republic…

Happy Republic Day !!

Other Might Have Forgotten

But Never Can I

The Flag Of My Country

Furls Very High

Happy Republic Day

Hope Peace Regins In Your Part Of The World

Today And EverydayHappy Republic Day

So To Feel The Patriotism And Dedications

Of Those Sacrifice That Our Freedom Fighters Made,

Here Are Some Of The Wishes

That Will Enlighten This Spirit In You.Happy 63rd Republic Day

Freedom In Mind,

Faith In Words,

Pride In Our Heart,

Memories In Our Souls.

Lets Salute The Nation On

REPUBLIC DAY.

One Nation, One Vision, One Identity

“No Nation Is Perfect, It Needs To Be Made Perfect.”

Meri Pehchaan Mera India

Happy Republic Day.

Let Us Remember The Golden Heritage Of

Our Country And Feel Proud To Be A Part Of

India.HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

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Sankranti, the festival of the Sun is here !

May it bring you greater knowledge and wisdom &

light up your life for the entire new year.

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Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas,

Makki di roti te Sarson da Saag,

dil di khushi te apneya da pyar,

mubarak hove tuhanu Makar Sankranti da tyohar.

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Makar Sankranti Marks Joy And Cheer &

Brings Along Everything That’s Best.

May The Festival Of Harvest Season Be

One That Brings Along With It All That’s

Best And Everything You Deserve.

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Pal Pal Sunahre Fool Khile ,

Kabhi Na Ho Kanto Ka Samna ,

Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe ,

Sankranti Par Hamari Yahi Shubhkamna !!!

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Makar Sannkrati ke din aapke jeevan

ka andhera chhat jaye aevam gyan aur

prakash se aapka jeevan ujjwal ho jaye..

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Ugta Hua Suraj Dua De Aapko,

Khilta Hua Phool Khushbu De Aapko,

Hum To Kuch Dene Ke Kabil Nahi Hai,

Dene Wala Hazaar Khushiyan De Aapkom…

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Meethe good main mil gaye till,

Udi patang or khill gaye dil,

har din sukh or harpal shanti,

aapke liye happy lohri or happy makar sankranti..

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Marathi Asmita Marathi mann,

Marathi paramparanchi Marathi Shaan,

Aaj Snakranti chya Sann

Gheuunn aala navchetanyachi khaann

Tidlagudd Ghya God God vola.

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Mandir ki ghanti Arti ki thaali,Nadi k kinare

suraj ki laali,zindgi me aye khushiyon ki ba

har Mubark ho apko HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTi….

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With Great Devotion,

Fervor and Gaiety,

With Rays of Joy and Hope,

Wish You and Your Family,

HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI…

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May I be

the first 1

2

wish u

A VERY

HAPPY SANKRANTI .

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Tan mein masti

Mann mein umang.

Dekar sabko apnapan

Gud mein jaise meethapan.

Hokar saath hum Udayen PATANG

Aur bhar len aakash mein apne rang.

Happy Makar Sankranti!

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Bajare ki roti, nimbu ka achar, suraj ki kirne, chand ki chandani

aur apno ka pyaar. Har jeevan ho khushal MUBARAK HO AAPKO

“SANKRANTI KA TYOHAR.”

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What is that bright light? from where does this fragrance coming?

This gentle breeze…cool air…hearty music… oh! its

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Meethe gur mein mil gaye til,Udi patang aur khil gaye dil,Har pal

sukh aur har din shaanti,Aap sab ke liye laaye Makar Sankranti

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A beautiful,bright and delighted day,

sun entered makar to intense the ray.

crop harvested to cheer the smiles,

come together and enjoy the life.

kites flying high to touch the happiness,

til mangled with sweet to spread sweetness.

Time to enjoy the moment with full intensity

very happy prosporous Makar Sankranti

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Paigam hai ea dil se dil tak,

asman ki taro se samnudar ki sahil tak,

hum to sath hai hasi se gamtak,

bas aap khus rehna subah se raat tak.

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Sankranti, the festival of the Sun is

here ! May it bring you greater knowledge

and wisdom and light up your life for

the entire new year. Happy Sankrantu !

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Dhoom macha de ,patang uda de ,dahi chura kha ke duniya hila de

“HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI AND DAHI CHURRA”

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As the sun starts northward journey.

He makes all the happines of throughout

this year. I wish you and your family

a very happy Makar Sankranti.

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TIL hum hai, aur GUL aap,

MITHAI hum hai aur MITHAS aap,

SAAL k pahale tyohar se ho rahi aaj SHURUWAT.

Aap ko hamari taraf se ” HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT”

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Meethe gud main mil gaya til,

Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,

Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti

aap ke liya Happy Makar Sankranti

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Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,

Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,

Jindige me aye khushiyo ki bahar,

Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar.

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Makarsankranti san pahila anand

ata nahi nirvalala priyjananchya

sahvasat to tar adhikach darvalala

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Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas,

Makki di roti te Sarson da Saag,

dil di khushi te apneya da pyar,

mubarak hove tuhanu Makar Sankranti da tyohar.

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With Great Devotion,

Fervor and Gaiety,

With Rays of Joy and Hope,

Wish You and Your Family,

HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI…

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Tan mein masti

Mann mein umang.

Dekar sabko apnapan

Gud mein jaise meethapan.

Hokar saath hum Udayen PATANG

Aur bhar len aakash mein apne rang.

Happy Makar Sankranti!

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,

grabs you and puts you in a sack

don’t worry I told Santa

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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Joy resounds in the hearts of those

who believe in the miracle of Christmas!

Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love

of the season! Season’s Greetings!

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Heap on the wood!-

the wind is chill;

But let it whistle as it will,

We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

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Christmas is the Blessed season

which engages the whole world

in a conspiracy of love

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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend. Merry Xmas!

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Before Now you are just ok,yesterday you were better,today you are perfect,This is the the effect of a blissful season…christmas.merry it in style.

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May His love fill your heart with Joy and Peace this Christmas and each day of the year to come

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The Blessings of Peace

The Beauty of Hope

The Spirit of Love

The Comfort of Faith

May these be your gifts this Christmas Season.

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Have a Merry Xmas! I hope you get lots of snow! Spend time with your loved ones. Bask in the Xmas glow

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X’mas is love…. X’mas is dedication…X’mas is happiness.. Happy X’MAS to you and your family with a bunchn of love and prayers…..!

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Wish all of you an amazing and altogether thrilling and chilling X-Mas. Have a blast friendzzz!!!

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May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love.

Christmas is the time of giving and sharing.

It is the time of loving and forgiving.

Merry Christmas to Everyone!

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Two things upon this changing earth

can neither change nor end;

the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,

the love of friend for friend.

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Christmas waves a

magic wand over this world,

and behold,

everything is softer and more beautiful.

Merry X-Mas

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Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day,

the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you

Merry Christmas.

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Merry X-mas

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It is d month of Cakes n Candles,

Snow n Songs,

Carols n Joys,

Laughter n Love,

Its DECEMBER..

Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

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.

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Christmas is near,

and its coming,

Be merry!

Be happy!

Have a wonderful Christmas

&

New Year in advance.

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No Greeting Card To Give..

No Sweet Flowers To Send..

No Cute Graphics To Forward..

Just

A LOVING HEART

Saying

“HAPPY X’MAS”

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Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS,with BUTTERING MSGs,CHOCLATY CALLS,CREAMY THOUGHTS,FRUITY FUNS,WID PLUMPY PLAYS&JUMPY JOYS.MERRY CHRISTMAS.M

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May all the sweet magic

Of Christmas conspire

To gladden your hearts

And fill every desire.

Merry Christmas

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If a big fat old man cums 2u at nyt n tries2 put u in a bag, pls coprate him,He iz SANTA.I have askd him u as my CRISTMAS gift!Mary-Cristmas.tkcr.

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CHRISTMAS is a wonderful DAY”2Pray” “2Love” “2Care” “2Smile” “2Relax”

& “2Thank GOD”

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE N MERRY XMAS!!gm.

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My Christmas wish for you, my friend Is not a simple one For I wish you hope and joy and peace Days filled with warmth and sun

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Wishing u d best of wat this Christmas can bring u!

Have a joyous, peaceful & love-filled christmas!!! 🙂

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Make ur absence felt wen u r not around.. Simply by always smiling!

Keep smiling!

Merry Christmas!

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Help yourself!

& Even heaven will help u!

But wen u help others,

Jesus himself will come to fulfill ur need..

God bless!

Merry Christmas!

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Hey my dear friend,

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May this X’mas treebring with it Happiness, Hope & Peace!!

Merry christmas to u & ur family!!

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if you have money and a good health

and you don’t have Christmas in your heart, you will never know the true meaning of PEACE and JOY.

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An urgent help please. One of my close friends has come. I have directed him to you. Kindly arrange a room for him and take care of him. He is little childish. Kindly bear with him. His name is Jesus. Merry xmas.

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Give Christmas Gifts :

To Your Enemy, Forgiveness.

To An Opponent, Tolerance.

To A Friend, Your Heart.

To A Customer, Service.

To All, Charity.

To Every Child, A Good Example.

To Yourself, Respect.

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May all d SwEEt Magic of Christmas Conspire to Gladden your HEARTS & FULLFILL your every DESIRE.

Merry Christmas

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Xmas gift sugestion:

2 ur foe- forgiveness.

2 an opponent- tolerance.

2 a friend- ur heart.

2 all-charity.

2 every child-a good example.

2 urself-respect.

Wish u and ur family a Merry Christmas…!

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Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti

Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti

Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna

Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti!

Happy New Year 2012

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Tamam Sabuto or gawaho ko nazer m rakhte hue Message Padhne wale ko dhara 1-jan-2012 k tahat “Happy New Year” Kahte Hue Aap sab ko Zindgi bhar Khush rahne ki saza sunai jati hai.

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Har saal Aata hai

Har saal Jata hai

Iss saal aapko wo sab mile

Jo Apka Dil Chahta Hai.

Happy New Year

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Happy New Year

Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai

Par Kya karoo

Abhi tak bahoot se young sexy smart dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha pahale Bujurogo ko nipta le…

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Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai

Koi bhi galati ki ho

Koi bhi gustakhi ki ho

Koi bhi galati ho gayi

Koi bhi khata ki ho

tau please

please

please

please

aaj hi mafi maang lena

kyonki mai khoosh mood mai hoo…

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Phuool khilte rahe zivan ki rah me,khushi chamkti rahe apki nigah me,har kadm pe mile khushi ki bahar apko,ye dost deti he naye saal ki shubhkamnaye apko.Happy New Year 2012

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Hum Aapke Dill Main Rahte Hain!

Saare Dard Aap Ke Sahte Hai!

Koi Hum Se Pahle “Wish” na karde aapko!

is liye Phale “Happy New Year” Kahte hai..

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Naye Sapane

Naye Apne

Naye Vade

Naye Kasme

Naye Manzil

Naye Rahe

Nayi Baat

Naya Vishwas

Kooch Simple

Kooch Khas

Har Pal rahe Bindass

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Pura ho aapke sare Aim,

Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,

Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,

Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.

Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

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Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear

Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear

Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…

Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year.

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Is Naye Saal mai..

Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,

Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,

Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,

Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,

Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,

Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,

Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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Aay dost tu nay mujhay bahot pyaar diya,

Hamara bahut khayal rakha,

Lakin ab juda honay ka waqat aa gaya hai.

Sirf aur sirf tumhara 2011

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Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,

Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,

bahut Pyara safar raha 2011 ka,

apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye rakhna.

Happy New Year

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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,

Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,

Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,

Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.

Happy New Year 2012.

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho apko naya saal,

Hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.

Happy New Year 2012.

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Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein,

Is Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,

Karte hai hum Dua Rab se,

Sar Jhukake..

Is Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke…

Happy New Year 2012

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Aa gale lag ja mere yaar

Dedo jadu ki chappi do, char

Aise hi kat jaye zindagi without any risk

Is umeed ke sath wish you a

Very Happy New Year

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don’t get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year.

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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,

Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,

Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…

Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.

NAYA SAAL MUBARAK

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Apko Hamari Taraf Se Cool Cool Air Hot Hot Lehaf Blankit Sweaters Socks Gloves Shoes Muflar

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Kya aap Jante hai WINTER mein har din

aprox 2 crore gallon water save hota hai.

Ajeeb lag raha hai na per ye sach hai…

HAPPY WINTER SEASON

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Jab bhi winter season ati hai,

Kasam se teri yad bahut aati hai.

Dil socta hai mera bar-bar,

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❤❤❤❤❤❤

Test of Friendship

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN’t cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr.

It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe,

thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe…

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Friendship is like a tree

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree…

It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be,

but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN… HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

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Funny friendship sms

Forgetting friend is a Crime

Ignoring them is a Shame

Liking them is a Pleasure

Thinking of them is a Necessity

N disturbing them

‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’

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What Friendship is

FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive,

Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,

Not what U see but how U feel,

and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!

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Heaven wont be heaven without a friend like you

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u,

but if I were In heaven & u in hell,

I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

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Never say alone – Friendship day wish

Never say ur happy when ur sad…

never say ur fine when ur not ok…

never say u feel good when u feel bad…

and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!

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I trusted only you – friendship saying

You’re a true friend,

That i want you to know,

Our love for each other

Has helped us to grow.

We’ve been through some tough times,

But we’ve made it through,

The only one i ever trusted was you.

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Friend like you is precious

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because…..

if He did, I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

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I miss you my friends

I miss my Friends,

When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other.

Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughter’s,

Though stranger to me,

they represent a part of my life i lost somewhere,

I miss my friends.

I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.

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Borrow my heart

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump,

laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

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A true friendship saying

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend,

as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends.

All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

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Friendship is a miracle

There is a miracle called friendship,

That dwells within the heart,

And you don’t know how it happens,

Or when it even starts.

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Friends forever

We’ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE,

still friends by DECISION.

And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,

that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

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Fiendship is not a coincidence

A friend is never a coincidence in your life,

they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter.

So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

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Funny frinedship message

FriendShip is a network that needs..

NO Recharge!

NO Roaming!

NO Validity!

NO activation!

NO Signal prbms!

Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

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Friends are like hairs

Friends are like hairs.

If u lose it, even with enough $money$ you cant buy them back.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

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I will be thankful coz I found a friend like you

Time might lead me to nowhere;

Fate might break me apart;

I’ll always be thankful that once,

along my life’s journey I found a friend like U…

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

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God saw you without friend

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald

He saw you thirsty, he created coke

He saw you in dark, he created Light

He saw you without a cute friend, he created ME!

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Friendship is like sms

Love is like missed call.

It stop when u try 2 catch.

But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &

Stays inside your Inbox.

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Its so great to have a friends like you

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight I see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like U! 🙂

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

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Cute friendship day message

Flower remembers bees,

Fish remembers water,

Tree remembers the rain,

At this moment I remember you!

To say happy friendship day to U!

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Only true friends will leave footprints in your heart

Many people will walk in and out of ur life,

but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart.

Happy Friendship Day !!!!!!!!

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Funny friendship saying

A true friend irritates when you say ” I am sad”,

laughs when you say “I am sorry”,

smiles when you say “I miss you”

and kicks when you say “I am busy”

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Do wrong things

A Superb Thought For

All Those Who Love Their FRIENDS!

“A Good Friend

Never Allows You

To Do Wrong Things

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A L O N E

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Definition of friends

Dèfìnitìøn øf My Frìéndz

My Médìcìnè Whn i Wàs ìn Paìn

My smìLè Whn ì am Såd

My Hånky Whn ì Cry

Ånd

1 M0rè Brèåth Whn I Dìé

Løng Lìvè My Frìéndzz..

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Good friends are like trees

Good friends are like trees,

They demand attention & care in the beginning,

But once they blossom,

They provide you shade in all situations of life..!

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A sweet sms for a sweet friend

A sweet friend is like a pillow.

When you are tired you sleep on it,

When you are sad you drop tears on it,

When you are angry you punch it,

and

When you are happy you hug it…

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Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,

Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,

Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi,

Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.

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Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,

Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,

Phool to khubsurat hote hai,

Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

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Daar usse kehte hain,

Jo dil pe cha jaye

Aashiq usse kehte hai,

Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.

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Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka ,

Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar,

Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai,

Jo aye saath tume lekar.

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Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai,

Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,

Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost,

Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai.

Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege

Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege

Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad

Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege…

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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??

Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?

Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…

Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

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Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….

itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….

hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….

maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!

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Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin

teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin

mein hu phool tere gulshan ka

tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..

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Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege

tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege

dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann

tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege…

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Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le

Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le

Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale

To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…

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Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai

ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai

iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai

mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…

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Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar

koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta

teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane

tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta…

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Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??

yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga …???

Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi……

yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????

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Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge

aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge

aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo

hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..

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Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..

Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..

Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..

Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho..

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Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.

Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.

Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,

Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.

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Khwabon mein aate ho TUM

yaadon mein aate ho TUM

jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu

mujhe nazar aate ho TUM

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Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,

Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,

Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,

Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..

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Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai

Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai

Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai

Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai..

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Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua

Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua

Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka

Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua..

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Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai

Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai

Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi

Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai

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teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..

humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai…

maf karde hume is kahta pe..

aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai…

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Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye

Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye

Hum zyada dur nahi aapse

Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!

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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,

har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,

ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,

ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..

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kab unki palko se izhar hoga,

dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,

gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?

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Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,

hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,

jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai..

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wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.

unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,

aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,

darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..

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Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.

wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.

na todna kabhi milne ka wada

ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…

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bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.

bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,

aap baste ho dil me hamare,

aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga..

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Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .

Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .

Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .

To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .

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Jab mene dekha tumko pahli baar

Tumse karne lagi hu me pyar

Tum raja ho, mera dil hai ek darbaar

Par tum kyu rooth te ho baar baar

Manaanaa padta hai sou sou baar

Phir bhi aataa hai tumpe aur pyaar

Pyaar vishwas pe hota hai nirbhar

Jab tum rooth ke jaate ho mere dilbar

Me toot ti nahi hu par sochti hu mere yaar

Kabhi jiyegaa dil dadhkan se hoke door..

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Apne aankhon ki bekarari ko ab chipaon kaise

Tumhe dhoonde meri nazar inhe rokon kaise

Tera aashiq hun tujhe bataon kaise

Inkaar se tere darta hoon

Bepanaah pyar hai tujse kehdoon kaise…

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Koi samjhaye mujhe yeh ishq kya hai

koi dikhlaye mujhe yeh jannat kaha hai

har koi keheta hai pyar ek khoobsurat duniya hai

koi milwa de mujhe…woh pyar karne waale kaha hai….

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Tere Pyar Ki Barish Mein Nahane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Banhon Ki Garmi Mein Phighal Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Tere Ishq Ke Gehre Sagar Mein Doob Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Jheel Si Kaali Aankhon Mein Sama Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Chand Se Tere Chehre Pe Fida Ho Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Mohabbat Mein Teri Hadh Se Guzar Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Shehed Baatein Mere Dil Ko Bohat Lubhati Hain,

Bheegi Si Muskaan Teri Deewana Mujhe Kar Jaati Hain,

Ghussa Bhi Tera Hai Pyaar Bhara Saari Duniya Se Judaa,

Anokhi Teri Adaon Pe Marr Mitne Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Maanga Hai Tujhe Khuda Se Bare Sajdon Ke Baad,

KamZarf Zamane Ki Nazron Se Tujhe Chupa Lene Ko Ji Chahta Hai.

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Tumse Kitni Mohabbat Hai Ye Me Bata Nahi Sakti,

Apni Zindai Me Tumhari Ahemiyat Jata Nahi Sakti,

Meri Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Tumhi Se Shuru Hota Hai,

Tumse Duur Reh Ke Ek Pal Bhi Akele Bita Nahi Sakti,

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Mumkin Hai Me Khud Ko Bhool Jaau Par

Tujhe Bhoolne Ki Khata Me Kar Nahi Sakti,

Tum Mere Dil Me Hi Nahi Mere Rom-Rom Me Base Ho,

Tumse Bichad Ke Me Ye Zindagi Jee Nahi Sakti,

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Yekeen Nahi Hota Ki Tum Chahte Nahi Hume

Apne Dard Ko Apni Zubaan Se Bayan Kar Nahi Sakti,

Aaj Vaada Hai Mere Dil Se Ae Mere Sanam

Tumhare Siva Me Kisi Aur Ko Chah Nahi Sakti

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Tum Zindagi Ho Meri Tumhare Bina Mera Dil Dhadak Nahi Sakta,

Saath Tumhare Mein Hamesha Rahugi Itna Samajh Lo,

Jo Tum Saath Nahi To Ye Jannat Bhi Jee Nahi Sakti…

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Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,

Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,

Baat hoti phoolon tak to seh lete hum,

Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

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Yeh shaam itnee tanha kyon hoti hai…..

Aur kismat se apnee sabko shikayat kyon hoti hai…

Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi….

Jinhe hum paa nahin sakte…

Usseise mohabbat kyon hoti hai….

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Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga,

Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga…

Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se,

Shajar se toot ke Girna batao kaisa Laga?????

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Mili Thodi Si Khushi To Mila Ke Pee Gaye,

Nahi Thay Hum Bhi Kal Tak Peene Ke Aadi,

Sharaab Ko Tanha Dekha To usper Taras Khaa Ke Pee Gaye.

Gham Mila To Ghabraa Ke Pee Gaye..

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Mar jaoon main agar, to aansu mat bahana,

bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana,

koi pooche ki rog kya tha,

to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.

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Log apna bana k chor detey hain,

Apno se rishta tod k ghairon se jod detey hain,

Ham toa ik phool na tod saktey,

Najaney log dil kaisey tod detey hain….

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Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.

Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.

juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,

Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

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Aap ko pa ker ab khona nahi chahtay,

Itna khush ho k ab rona nahi chahtay,

Ye aalam hai hamara aap ki judai mein,

Aankho mein neend hai aur sona nahi chahtay..

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Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,

har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,

apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,

karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

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Ae nadan dil rotay nahi hai,

Kuch apnay ho k bhi pas hotay nahi hai,

Zara say fasly per udasi kaisi?

Dil ma basny wale kabhi door hotay nahi hai..

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Mehkhane me jam tut jata he,

ishq me Dil tut jata he,

Na jane kya rishta hai in Dono me,

jam tute to ishq yaad Aata hai,

Dil tute to jam yaad Aata hai. . .

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Aaj Q kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti

Is zamane ki bandish b rone nahi deti

Kesi kashish hai teri

Jo tujhe mera aur mujhe kisi aur ka h?ne nahi deti.

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Jhuki nazron se ikrar mat krna,

Nazre utha kr inkar mat krna,

Raat bhar tarapte ho kisi ki yadon me,

Or dosron ko kehte ho kisi se pyar na krna??.!!

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Mohabbat

K Sapney

Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton

Ko Mujh Ko

Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon

Me KajaL

Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon

Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai…

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Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega,

Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega,

Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega,

Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme ke tera daaman bheeg jayega…

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Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,

dil chahta hai pyaar karna,

kya batayein is dil ka aalam,

naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.

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Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati hai,

Meri mohabbat mujhe hi rulati hai,

Uske bina hoon udass main,

Bheer mein bhi tanha hoon main…

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Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein,

Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya hai.

Aaj phir tumne kuredein hain, wo zakhm,

Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai…

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Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai

Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai

Humein yaad karna to door…

Log apni khawahish ke liye

Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai…

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Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge

Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge

Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko

Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge?

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Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,

dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.

Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,

jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.

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Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai

har pal aapko mehsus karte hai

itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge

jitni baar hum aaapko yaad karte hai!

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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay

Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay

Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say

Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay

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Kalam tha haath mey likhna sikhaya apne

Takat thi haath mey hausla dilaya apne,

Manzil thi saamne raasta dikhaya apne,

Hum to sirf dost the,

AASHIQ BANAYA aap ne!

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Ye aarzu nahi ke kisi ko bhulaye hum

Na tamanna ke kisi ko rulaye hum.

Par dua hai uss rab se,

jisko jitna yaad karte hain,

usko utna yaad aayein hum.

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Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,

Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,

Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,

Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.

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Meri Khamoshi Bool Padi Mere Dil Ki ZubanHokar

Bataye Aasoun Ne Mere Aankh Se RawanaHokar

Sunaya Naa Dil Ka Haal Zuban Se Zamane Ke Darr Se

Sunaya Ab Apna Haal-E-Dil Hum Bezuban Hokar

Chupa Lete Hain Hum Apni Aah Ko Apne Hi Seene Mein

Magar Darti Hoon Phat Jaye Ye Aatish Fishan Hokar

Taluq Toot Gaye Subse….Unse Milte Lekin…..

Ke Ab Tho Reh Gaye Hum Sabse Naa Aashna Hokar

To Ab Badhega Humari Qismat Ka Tara Bhi

Kabhi Chamkegi Qismat Bhi Humari Kehkashan Hokar

Mangte Rehenge Milne Ki Dua Tumhari Rubb Se

Kabhi Rehmat Woh Farmayega Humpe Meherbaan Ho Ke

Tumko to bhul jayenge magar

tumhari yaadein kaise bhulayenge

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jab bhi hogi pehli baarish

tumko samne payenge

woh bundo se bhara chehra

tumhara hum kaise dekh payenge

bahegi jab bhi sard hawaein

hum khud ko tanha payenge

ehsaas tumhare saath ka

hum kaise mehsoos kar payenge

is daudti hui zindagi mein

to hum bilkul hi ruk hi jayenge

thaam lo hume thamne se pehle

hum kaise yun ji payenge

le dubega ye dard humein

aur hum jeete ji mar jayenge…

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Ansu Ho Jo Tere Daman Mein To Unhe Ankhon Tak Na Lana,

Alfazon Ki Shyahi Se Unhen Hum Tak Pahuchana..,

Sambhalega Yeh Sagar Teri Ankh Ke Har moti Ko Kuch Is Tarah..,

Ki Banjaye Har Moti meri zindagi Ka Khazana…!

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Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo,

Yon tum hamein ishara na karo,

Door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari,

Tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo.

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Door ho jane se rishtey nahi tootte,

Na hi sirf paas rahne se judte,

Ye to dilon ke bandhan hain,

Isiliye hum tumhein aur tum hamein nahi bhoolte

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Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,

Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,

Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,

Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.

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Re: Senti shayari & sms Collection

Hua jo gam tumhein, dard kahi aur hoga,

Hanso jo tum, khush koi aur hoga,

Socho to zara us anjaan ke bare mein,

Vo anjaan mere sivaa aur kaun hoga ?

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Koi subah aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,

Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar,

Hamein to us subah ka intezaar hai,

Jo aaye tumhein saath lekar

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Har kisi ko milta nahi pyar ka maza,

Naseeb valon ko milta hai ye meetha zaher mohabbat ka,

Bharosa rakhna apne pyar pe,

Bin bharose vala pyar tikta nahi is sansar mein.

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Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah

Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye

Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale

Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,

Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,

Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,

Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..

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Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,

tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,

kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,

lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,

Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,

Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,

Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe,

Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..

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Gam me hasne valoko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,

Lehro se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jata,

hone vale ho jate he khud hi dil se apne ,

Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nhi jata……,

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Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,

ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,

pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,

magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..

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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,

yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,

jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

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Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,

vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,

ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,

phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

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Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,

Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,

Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,

Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

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Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,

tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,

labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,

aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

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Duniya khatam hoti nahi mamuli toofano se,

Isse to qayamat chahiye.

Mehsoos nahi hota hai mujhe apna gum,

Hume to zamane ka dard chahiye.

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Ham janate hen aap hame bhool jayenge ,

dil me apne , bhuli hui yaadon ki tarah rakh.

nafrat jo , aapko he hamse buri taraha ,

seene me apne jakhm jagane ke liye rakh

yaad aayegi hamari , kabhi bhi na aapko,

yadon ke samandar me dubane ke liye rakh

tu rakh to sahi kisi tarha , apne paas

paas nahi to door bhagane ke liye rakh…

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Log ishq mein jaan dene ki baat karte hain,

Magar deta koi nahi.

Hum to hatheli per jaan liye ghoomte hain,

Kambakht koi maangta hi nahi.

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Jab bhi aayi teri yaad, jaanam sham ke baad,

kuch sanjida haalat hui, meri sham ke baad….

yun to har lamha teri yaad ka bozal gujra,

dil ko mehsoos hui teri kami, shaam ke baad…..

yun to kuch sham se pahele bhi thi yaadein teri,

ab to kuch aur badi dil ki lagi sham ke baad….

seene mein teri yaad ka, tufaan ubhar aaya hai

teri yaad mein tadap raha hoon, ye kaisa tufaan ubhar aaya hai…..

meri tadap ka soch kar, kuch aur soch na payegi tu

meri mohabbat mein saj kar, kuch aur kar na payegi tu…..

dil se niklein hain ye labz-e-azeez, teri mohabbat mein

sanwaar lena ihein dil mein, ye labz-e-azeez teri mohabbat ke….!!

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Jahan mein pyar naam ki koi cheez nahi hoti,

Log apna dil behlane ke liye kisi ke saath khelte hain,

Phir jee bhar jaane par unhe chod ke chale jaate hain,

Itna hi nahi chodne ke alag alag bahane bhi banate hain..

Galati se bhi is pyar ke chakkar mein mat padna,

Apne doston ko bhi bachana is beemari se .

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Aaj phir uski yaad ne rula diya,

kesha hain ye chera jisne ye sila diya,

do lafj likhne ka salika na tha,

uske pyar ne mujhe shayar bana diya.

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dur rah kar bhi jo karen dawa paas hone ka

jala kar armaan bhi unke ho na sake

kyon kare pyar ko rusva, kyon aap pyar ke bhul kare

na karo pyar ka ikraar yahan, na bahao en aansoo-on ko yahan

yahan aanso-on ka mol nahi, bin baat bhi beh jaate hain ke inka koi dosh nahi..

khayalon ke duniya se niklo, ki inka koi wajood nahi

rehte hain ye dil mei ki, teil per paani ke boond hain ye,

dhoondhli hai ye tasveer, esey dhoondhli he rahne do

nahi hogi kabhi positive esey negative he rahne do

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Ansoo to ek bahana hai , dard ko dikhane ka,

jindagi to ek fasana hai, khud ko samjane ka,

khusi to ek tarana hai, har pal ko gane ka,

hoth to ek khajana hai, harwaqt muskurane ka,

jindagi ho gai hai las, na kasoor hai jamane ka….

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Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,

Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.

Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,

Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya..

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Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay

zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay

bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main

ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay …

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Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi,

who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi,

kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte,

karte to hain magar humse nahi.

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Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,

par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi

rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara

par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi.

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Teri Dosti ne diya “SAKOON” itna,

Ke tere baad koi “ACHA” na lagey,

Tujhe karni hai “BEWAFAI” to is ada se kar,

Ke tere baad koi “BEWAFA” na lagey.

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Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte,

Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte,

Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi,

apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…

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Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai..

Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..

kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….

hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai….

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Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,

Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..

Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,

Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..

Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,

Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya…

Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat ka

Mujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya…

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❤❤❤❤❤❤

In class rum boy update on facebook

I

M

Online

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first comment from

teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu….:D;)

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Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt

Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?

Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui

Aur

Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi.

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Ye joke padhoge to haste…..haste mar jaoge

.

.

.

.

.

.

isliye maine nahi bheja..

I really care for u….;-)

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1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi .

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Sach ka saamna

Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai…..

SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?

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Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri hai

.

.

Ask Y ?

.

.

Bcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.

.

‘BAWAAL’ bhi Zaruri hai.

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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don’t have to remember what u said,

But

Lying increases ur memory power!….!;)

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QUESTION

Sharam kya hai”

ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe..

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Girl: Chalo mai chupti hu tum muje dhundna,

Agr dhund liya to hm shoping chalenge.

Boy: Agr nai dhunda to

Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi.

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Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost, sab kuch aata hai jata hai

Par tode gaye DAANT phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai, sms bhejte rahoge….

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…/.

!””’!

|__!

Frooti ka pack bheja hai

.

Just 4 u

.

.

Khaali hai!

Phoonk mar kr “Pataka” baja lena.:-

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Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?

Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H

Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.

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Akbar- koi aisa upaay batao ki mai khau peeu par

roza na tute

birbal- logo se laat khao aur gussa pee jao

sab kuch tutega

par

roza nahi tutega….

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Din Mein Chain Nahi,

Raat Ko Neend Nahi,

Jee Na Lage Kahin!

Khuda, Kya Yehi Pyar Hai.

KHUDA bola:- Nahi Beta,

Private Job Walon Ka Yehi haal hai

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(__),,=.____

“\’,’/” :. : :.)\,

_!,!,!”””!,!,!”

Dear saand

Mere sweet friend k paas jana

Aur

Zor se seeng maar kar kehna ki

Humne yaad kiya hai.

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Sir-Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta h?

Boy-Hathi.

Sir-Nalayak,

Tere father kya krte h?

Boy-Chota Rajan k gang me shooter h.

Sir-Sabas Hathi sahi jawab h

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GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?

Boy-Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati

Girl-kuch nahi bhaiya, barsat ho rahi hai…

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1st Girl:Mujhe mere Lover ke sath Bike me jate mere Papa ne dekh liya.

2nd Girl:Achcha fir kya hua?

1st Girl:Fir kya unhone Bus ke Paise wapas mang liye.

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Dil Ko Sab Se Zyda Dard Kab Hota Hai.?

?

Jab

Aap Mobile Charging Pe Laga K Jaye Aur 2 Ghante Baad Aa K Dekhe Ki Switch Board Pe Button Off Tha

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Abe Galti se tmhra no delete hogaya.

Ek mis call maar de.

na plz.

.

.

.

.

Sbko bhejo,

dekho kitno k paas bilkul dimaag nahi hai

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Man 2 doctor sms

A Man 2 doctor: Is there any medicine 4 long life?

Dr:Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr:No, but it will help u 2 avoid such long life thoughts.Ok?

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Love No Warranty No Guarantee

Where Was LOVE Born?

Guessssssss

In CHINA !

Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee

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The greatest joke of the millennium.

Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA?”

Student -“In Swiss Banks”

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Girl’s status on facebuk:

“feeling sad”

17021 cmments

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Boy’s status

“going 2 cmmit suicide”

2 lyks nd 1 cmmnt

“dkh le yr… Ho ske to rhne de”

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Profesr- Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesha Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The

Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe

Stdnt-Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Hai

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Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL..

wah-wah.!

Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL..

wah-wah.!

Main Kuch Bhi Likhu Padhte Hai PAGAL..

Ab Bolo WAH-WAH..

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SHADI. Long form

S: Shanti Bhang

H: Himmat Khatam

A: Aazadi Samaapt

D: Dimaag Kharab

I: Imtihaan Shuru

Jiski huyi hai- JHELO

Jiski nahi huyi-Soch Lo..

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1 baat ne muje kal raat bhar sone nahi diya

.

.

.

Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo! 80+90 kaise 100?

.(,”)>

<)(

_/\_ 170 hone chahiyein na…

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Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate chalo. Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo. Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!

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Pal Beet jayenga aur waqt Guzar jayega

Bas Yaadon Bhara ye safar reh jayega

Na Hum Honge na humari wo baate

Phir bhi aapko tang karne humara Msg zarur Aayega.

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Hum aapko bataenge ki aapka aane wala kal kya he

.

Wait…

.

.

Searching…

.

maine pata laga liya k aapka aane wala kal……..

.

.

sunday

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Boy Girl sms jokes

Girl: Dear Whats the diff btwn personal and secret?

Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.

That is secret.

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A Boy Was Driving A Car, A Girl Was Trying To Overtake Him .

Boy: Hey Buffalo!

Girl Shouts Back: You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!

Then She Accidents And Hits The Buffalo Crossing The Road.

Moral: Girls Never Understand What Boys Say

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JYOTISH:-Tumhari Life me 14 ladkiya aayengi

BOY:-“O-ho,,, kya=mast zindagi hai yaar!”

JYOTISH:-Zyada udo mat…

1=patni=aur 13=betiya hongi,,,

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1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha.

1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate?

Bacha:- “SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h..

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Dedicatd 2 all dear 1s…

Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h

.

kuch to bachpan

se hum nalayk the

.

Aur kuch delhi belly aur murder 2 ki meharbani h

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Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,

Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.

Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,

To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.

SAMJHE

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Newly wed Bahu-Maaji,

kal raat

meri unse ladaai ho gayi

Saas-Koi baat nahi

Ye to pati patni ke beech hota hi hai

Bahu-Wo to thik hai par ab laash Ka kya Karu?

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*Arz Kiya Hai*

K

Gam hai ,,

Tanhai hai ..

Dard hai ,,

Ruswai hai ..

Zaalimo Tum bhi sms kr do ,,

Meri kya Govrnment ne Duty lgayi hai ..

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CHETAVANI

Ab agar tum logo ka msg nahi aaya to

.

.

.

BHAGWAN wala msg bhej dunga.

.

Phir bhejte rahna 21 Ya 51 logo ko…!!!:-]

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Joking.-

Dil me ek shor ho rha h, bin msg ke dil bor ho rha h ,

kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost ab tak

ghar k bartan dho rha hai.

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.

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I Love u

I like u

I miss u

I talk u

All these r examples of PRESENT INDEFINITE

2morrow v will study PRESENT CONTINUOUS

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Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.

par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.

na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyunki

hamari height todhi kam thi

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Height of computerised world:

Teacher-Where is ur homework?

Class-II boy-Ma’am, for my homework plz visit my website-

“www. myHomeWork. com.

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Advntages of pillow:

4 sleeping?

no

4 pilow fight?

no

Then…?

4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt..

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THIS DOG IS ONE CAT OF DONKEY THE BEST MONKEY WAYS TO OWL MAKE U RAT SMILE.!

CONFUSED..!!!

NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL UR NICK NAMES.

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Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo,

Kajal ka tika to apke liye kum hai!

1 kala”TAWA” hi gale me latka lo*

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Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,

Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata

Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,

Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.

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1 admi ke 6 ungliyan thi,

sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the,

batao kyo?

.

.

.

Socho

.

.

Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!

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Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.

Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?

Husband :

“JISKO MILE USKI”

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Kya re tapori.Sms ka hafta nahi bhej rela?

Apun ko malum.K tere pass sms ka bahut-maal padela.

chal time khoti mat kar.5-10 Peti sms chipka dal.

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1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The

1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha

Dr. Ne Pucha- Tum Khamosh Q Bethy Ho

Pagal Ne Kaha- Bewkuf, Mai Dulha Hu.

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Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla

Sardar:Isme to Kida Nikla h

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.

Sardar:2 kilo or de do

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Arz hai…

“Itne khuddar the hum ke kabhi school na jate the

gaalib…

.

.

.

Wo to ladkio ke shauk-e-deedar ne,

Graduate karwa diya!!!

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Baap: Mere 4 bache hain..

1 ne MBA

2nd B.Ed.

3rd PHD

4TH chor hai

Frnd:chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?

Baap: wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar h….

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Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi

Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte

Qki

Chawwani

Ab Kaha Chalti H

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Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya,

Machchar Kate..

Anjam 1 Hi Hai..

Kya?

Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati…

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LIFE HISTORY OF A HANDSOME boy!

On 21 may 1988

a handsome boy was born on earth.

Cucku bird sang and peacock danced on that day.

Tigers and lions became afraid of his birth.

Angels blessed his from the Heaven.

All girl’z tried in vain 2 win his love.

His parents were happy and named the boy,

“RAJ” That Legend is nw ur Frnd !

Njoyy…His Frndship.

Warning:- editing and copying of msg is strictly prohibited.

Hav A Cool.

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If you want to check your brain

Stand in front of cow

Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,

Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai..

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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

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Four things which brings tears to the eye:

Broken Love.

Separated Friendship.

Death.

Onion!

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Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,

Sitare aap ka bichona ho,

Chand aap ka takya ho,

Raat aap ko chadar ho,

Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe

“Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja”.

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Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:

1.

2.

3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.

Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

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Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.

Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.

Aha!

Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

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Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?

Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,

Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye.

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

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Tum hanste raho,

nachte raho,

muskurate raho,

sada khil khilata raho,

khush raho aur gungunate raho,

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki

3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

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Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.

wah wah

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.

wah wah

Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.

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We

“The Non-Toppers”

Are More Experienced Than

“The Toppers”

Because

…Toppers FAIL To FEEL

How It FEELS To FAIL . .

B.B.A

(Back Benchers Association)

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somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,

wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,

wen i m happy no 1 c my smile.

sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte hai

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A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.

People come with lot of pressure,

sit,

create a lot of noise

and ultimately

DROP THE MATTER.

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The fnuny tnihg abuot

tihs sms is taht

eevn tohugh all the

wrods are msesed up

you can sitll raed it …

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Female’s criteria for

Life partner . . .

They expect their men to

Look like “mr. Universe”

And

Work like “ramu kaka. .

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Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.

2sre ne pucha kiya hua?

1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.

Chuhedani me chuha,

Sabundani me sabun,

Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.

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1970 ki mom 2 her son-beta apne relign ki ladki se shadi krna

1980-apne caste ki

1990-apne level ki

2000-apne desh ki

2010-KAMINEY ladki se hi karna

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is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai….

1 main

2. fir se mein

3. Aap….

.

ka friend…. mein

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Using Dial-Up Connection 0n

Your PC In The Age 0f 3G

And

Completing Your Tea Before

INTERNET EXPLORER Loads

A Simple Static Web-page

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Facebook Fact

Every 0ne Makes An

Account For Friendship

And Then Becomes

…Addicted To Collect

“LIKES and COMMENTS” . .

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Whn U feel that nobody luvs U

nobody cares 4 u

& evry1 is ignoring U,n hating U,

U should ask Urself..

Saala Chakkar kya hai!

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If ever in ur life u r very sad n feel that u have lost evrything,

I’ll come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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Machhr ne ap ko kata,

Ye us ka junun tha,

Ap ne khujli ki,

Ap ka sukun tha,

Phir bhi ap ne usko nahi mara,

Kyuki uski rago mai ap ka khun tha.

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Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gyi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gyi,

Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hai ki,

Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal kahi kho gayi!

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Woh to aj bhi hme dekh kr muskurate hai

Pr unke bachche bade kameene hai

Jo hme mama, mama kah kr bulate hai

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Rinku: What sort of a car has ur dad got?

Mintu: I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.

Rinku: Really – Ours only starts with petrol.

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Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola, shahjahan ka pota:

Aj hmara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota..

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Dil mai basa hai pyar tera,

Aankho mai basi hai tasvir teri,

Jb bhi ati hai yaad teri,

Hm dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali ayi.

Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag k ayi.

aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, sali baap ko le ayi.

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Whats D biggest pressure in C r i c k e t 4 Pak captain wen Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 overs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How 2 speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Director 2 Mallika: = + Suhagraat + = ka seen hai dulhan dulhay ko garm doodh ka glass pesh karti hai.

Mallika 2 director: glass say he agar doodh pelana tha to phr mujy Q cast kia hai..eske to rupye vi bahut kam he milge na ?

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Traffic Police WALI ne suhagraat k baad husband se Rs.600 ka jurmana manga!

Husband: kis liye?

Wife: 100 overspeed k, 200 wrong side k or 300 bina helmet k.!

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Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting widout any reason.

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Suhagraat ko dulhe ne drvaza khat ktaya,

dulhan dar k chup gyi.

dulha:kya hua?

dulhan:ap ho,muje laga REID padi hai..

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Smtyms small things in life hurt a lot… If u don’t agree with me.. then..

. . . .try to sit on a pin !!

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Tum ek aise don ho jisk pas, Hr lock ki chabi hai, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hai. Aur Pyar se. “Donkey” .Think it DON!

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After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I was a fool wen I married u.

The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn’t undrstand.

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Y do U think I SMS u ?

Is it bcoz I care ? Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! Its bcoz

Time pas k liye koi BAKRA chaiye

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Somtym my mind asks y I miss u?

Y I care 4 u?

Y I remember u?

Then my heart answers its simply bcoz mental patient needs more care.

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When u get this SMS,

send it to 1 persn u love, 1 u hate,

1 u always think of and 1 u wish 2 kill.

Now, keep guessing y I sent it to u.

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Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko

Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko

Bomb ka zamana hai yaro Uda do salle ko.

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Ram chandra kah gye siya se,

aisa kalyug ayega,

sirf ek dost SMS karega,

dusara kamina bs padh k muskurayega

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“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.” ~ Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.

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Tum sa koi dusara zameen pr hua to rab se sikayat hogi.

Ek to jhella nhi jata dusra aa gya to kya halat hogi!

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Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt

Jatt: Andhi hai kya

Girl: tu Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?

Jatt: Ghanti he marni thi to nikal kr marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zarurat thi.

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Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi,

mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi,

pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho,

kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm bhi nhi.

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Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.

Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho?

Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai?

Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu.

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Ladki jab Mayke me rehti hai toh “RANI” jab shadi hokar jati hai toh “LAXMI” Aur sasural me kaam karte-karte “BAI” Sach me Ladkiya “RANILAXMIBAI” hoti hain

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Wen i open my eyes evry morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer

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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aj din mai kaise nikal aya?

GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aj din mai kaise bol pada?

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Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.

Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,

Bole to ekdam Apke.

Dimag Ki tarah.

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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero k waqt usk pas aa kr baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

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Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to sm1 that u think is gorgeous, don’t send it to me as I have had 100 already

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Ramnavmi ane wali hai, isiliye hm apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mai lagana chahte hai. So… apke pados mai in mai se koi ho to batao

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Why are Egyptian Children always confused?

Bcoz after death, their DADDY becoms a MUMMY.

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Evrything about u is perfect – ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! u’re lucky to b born beautiful, notlike me, who was born to b a big liar.

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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations bt u r the worst monster I evr realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

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Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.

Beta: Lekin papa mai kisi or se pyar krta hu or vo..Garbhvati hai.

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Gandhi giri ki safalta k baad, pesh hai. SMS giri jisme ap msg kare ya na kare, hm sms bhejte rahenge, kabhi to apko sharm ayegi.

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Hasi k liye gam kurban, khushi k liye ansu kurban, dost k liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurban.

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Agar ap chahte hai k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagai Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

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Ladki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli: ‘Fish Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hai.?

Ladka: (Sprite Pite Hue) ‘Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti’ (@_@)

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.

University of Freshology

Height of comment:

Ladka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,

Paas Se Guzarti Hui Ladki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?

ladka: G Bhabi.

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1 ladki ki dua

Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi,

Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai,

Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

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Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide..

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,

Neither they are

Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable

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Can we do romance in the midnight today?

I’m in a good mood:)

Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!

Reply me soon,

yours Loving Mosquito

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Love b4 Marriage

Janu…tum nhi to mai nhi,

mai nhi to tum nhi…

Love after Marriage

bagairt”…Aj tu nhi ya me nhi

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In our life time

6 things can come at any time:

1.love

2.friendship

3.money

4.death

5.illness

–

–

–

6.susu: isliye karke sona .

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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,

but

Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad

Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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If I was an artist,

u would b my picture!

If I was a poet,

u would b my inspiration!

If I was an author u would b my story!

Bt I’m only a cartoonist!

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:: New N Latest Rajnikant Jokes ::-

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?

?

?

?

?

Just Scratch n Sleep Again

We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry

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A Perfect Example Of The Generation Gap:

Mama Aamir Khan: “Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega…”

Bhanja Imran Khan: “Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri…

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What Did Baba Ramdev Say To Anna

Hazaare?

.

.

.

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.

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.

.

“Agar Main

Karoon Tho Saala Character

Deelaa Hai”

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What Is The Biggest Benefit

Of Having Girlfriend In The

Same College Or School

Where You Study???

.

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100% Attendance …

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim

Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

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Na Tikka Boti Na Chicken Tikka .

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Sirf

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.

Dhinka Chika

Dhinka Chika

Dhinka Chikka Dhin ;

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ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha

khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,

paglpn hai,

khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko goli marle

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If Wife Wants To Get

Husband’s Attention,

Just Look

Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get

Wife’s Attention,

Just Look

Comfortable & Happy

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If You’re Wife Kisses You

Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,

Its Not Affection

Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !

Be Careful

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:: very short funny sms ::

When I was in darknes,you gave me light.

You gave me strength to make life bright.

Thank you so much. ..

PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

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V Need A Way Of Telling

People They Have Bad

Breath Without Hurting

Their Feelings

Like

“Well I M Bored

Let’s Go Brush 0ur Teeth …

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Y r u so opposite to me?

When i say tea,u say coffee!

I say white,u say black!

I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!

I came back and u still there!

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tips 4 boys-

if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.

if you marry two girls,they will fight for u….

think different

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Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.

Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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believe in love …!Love has great power !

It can ” REMOVE ” misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears ,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ..

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If You Look At The Sky Tonight

And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,

I Swear I Have No Clue

How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK

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Ohh Please !!

No Ways!!!

Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?

Can they go a week eating only salad?

Can they face a heart break?

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After 0ur Last Argument,

I Told My Girlfriend,

“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend

Appreciates The Improvements

I’ve Made In You .

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Laughter is d Best medicine,

.

.

.

.

But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..

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1 gud news

1 bad news

Gud news: Big Bazar me 1kg tomato ke saat NOKIA N96 free..

Badnews:1 kg tomato RS 39,999/

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Full Dose of Laughter – Nonstop ::

I bought a new printer because

it was cheaper than ink refills.

Now I’m wondering how long before

new cars are cheaper than fuel.

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Awesome Saying:

In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,

Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!

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Laugh, until U have teeth..

.

.

U can Smile Later!!!!

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Santa public toilet gaya to Diwar par likha tha.

“Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur

Tu yahan baitha hai.

Santa niche likh aaya..

“Bas tatti kar ke hum bhi nikal rahe hain”

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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

 

There is no “A” in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc… U have to wait till thous’A’nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G’Mrng!

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In life, don’t focus on trying to make the right decision; instead work on making the decision right.” Good Morning

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Life is like a flowing river of opportunities “Its upto you to stand up with a bucket or spoon.Good Morning.

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The clock & the calendar keep us grounded. They are reminders that life is precious — and so short. It should be lived happily & fully, with sincere love & genuine concern for others, not just for self & family.

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A small dot can stop a big sentence.

But few more dots can give continuity.

Amazing but true.

“every ending can be a new beginning.”

good morning!

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Golden times of our lives may never happen again.

But d good reLations & d goldeN memories wiLL stay in our HEARts forever.

A WONDERFUL DAY AHEAD

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Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.

Laugh when you can,

apologize when you should,

and let go of what you can’t change.

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Faith is important.

No matter how you pray, meditate, relax.

Have faith that it will work

and

it really will .

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Know the true value of time;

snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.

No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;

never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

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What Is Both

Easy As Well As Difficult

In Life ? ? ?

Ans: MISTAKE

Easy To Judge When

Other Do It . . .

Difficult To Recognize

n Realize When We

Do It

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Prayer is not to lighten your burden

But to strengthen your back

Have faith in God,

Faith does not move mountain,

But gives power to climb it.

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Interesting Human Psychology

In Lyf Sum times U Start Trusting A Person

So Blindly Dat Whn He Changes,

U Begin To Hate Yourself

But Not That Person..:-)

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View A Negative

Experience In

Your Life

Like How You Look

At A Photo Negative.

A Single Negative

Can Create An

Unlimited Number Of

Positive Prints

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Life is a book, we all read it.

Love is a blessing, we all need it.

Always be happy, walk with a smile.

Remember in this world we are just for a while.

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Be satisfied with life

But, unsatisfied with

The results you produce.

That’s the best way to keep

Growing and discover

Your hidden potential

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You have the ability to attain whatever you seek;

within you is every potential you can imagine.

Always aim higher than you believe you can reach.

So often, you’ll discover that when your talents

are set free by your imagination, you can achieve any goal.

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Sum in da form ov stories – storey telling iz a form ov communication dat has been used fr generationz. & sum in da form ov inspirational thoughts.

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Inspiration cums in many forms, here yu will find a collection of inspirational messssages containing content abt God, faith & over all Christian inspiration.

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He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form

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Let no one who loves be unhappy… even love unreturned has its rainbow.

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1. You don’t just luck into things as much as you would like to think you do. You build step by step, whether it is friendships or opportunities.

2. Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

3. Your talent is God’s gift to you.What you do with it is your gift back to God.

4. All the luck othe Irish Im happy to send you with a wish that good fortune and joy may attend you.

5. One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline – and thats the important half, for without discipline you wouldnt know what to do with luck.

6. If I could wish a wish for you, it would be for peace and happiness not only now, but for the whole year through.

7. Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings.

8. Some people seem to have all the luck. It doesnt matter what they touch, they always get ahead. How do they do it?

9. I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.

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1. Faith is important.

No matter how you pray, meditate, relax.

Have faith that it will work

and

it really will .

2. A race horse that consistently

runs just 1 second faster

than others is worth millions of dollars more.

Don???t compromise on 2nd position in life.

3. What the mind of man can conceive and believe,

the mind of man can achieve.

4. There is no end.

There is no beginning.

There is only the

infinite passion of life.

5. Know the true value of time;

snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.

No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;

never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

6. Finish each day and be done with it.

You have done what you could;

some blunders and absurdities have crept in;

forget them as soon as you can.

Tomorrow is a new day;

you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit

to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

7. It’s not

who you are that holds you back,

it’s

who you think your not.

8. Without crossing the worst situations,

No one can touch the best corners of life.

So always taste worst situation

And get best results

9. Prayer is not to lighten your burden

But to strengthen your back

Have faith in God,

Faith does not move mountain,

But gives power to climb it.

10. Be satisfied with life

But, unsatisfied with

The results you produce.

That’s the best way to keep

Growing and discover

Your hidden potential

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1. Na shap aahe, maharashtrala UP Biharincha tap aahe, ghabru nakos marathi manasa RAJ THAKRE Ya sarvancha Bap aahe

2. Je jodle te naate. Ji Jadte ti savay. Ji Thabte ti Odh. Je Vadhate te prem. Jo sampto to sahavas. Aani Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa .

3. PAUSACHI ODH DHARATI KADE, NADI CHI ODH SAGARA KADE, BRAMARA CHI ODH PHULA KADE ANI MAZI ODH PRIYE TUZYA KADE.

4. Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. “Pu La Deshpande”. Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

5. Je KATHIN ahe te SOPE karave,je SOPE ahe te SAHAJ karave,je SAHAJ ahe te SUNDER karave, ani je SUNDER ahe tyavar manapasun PREM karave.

6. God gulabe aane thodasa rusva , khup sare prem aane thods ragvan, nako anter kadhe nako durava, pavsala lajvel etka asava maitremadhey jevhala.

7. ayushyacha album madhe athvanin che photo astat ayushyacha album madhe athvanin che photo astat aankhi ek copy kadhayla -ve matra shillak nastat?

8. mala tu hava aahes hech aahe devakade magane, mala tuzi banav hech tyachyakade garhane.

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1. If love is water…

If love is water, I ll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I ll give u the universe If heat was your love and care, how I wish the sun was beside me..

2. I love the touch of your hand

I miss the touch of your hand in mine.

your love warms me like the morning sun shine.

I miss your breath on my ear as we embrace.

I miss the softness of your cheek when I touch your face.

3. Nothing is more important than you

If someone waits for you,it doesn’t mean that they have nothing to do…it just means that nothing else is more important than you…

4. The smallest word is I,

the sweetest word is LOVE

and the dearest person

in the world is U.

dats why I Love You..

5. Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.

If we cud decide who to love, then,

life wud be much simpler, and less magical.

6. Dont wait if you love someone

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.

7. As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u ll see that it’s true,

Day & Night my thought r of U..

8. Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

9. Proposed and rejected in love – inspirational sms

Boy proposed a girl, she rejected.

He was not sad so frnds asked Y U don’t feel?

Boy- Y should i feel?

I lost 1 who never loved me!

she lost the 1 who really love her

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1. Life is a book, we all read it.

Love is a blessing, we all need it.

Always be happy, walk with a smile.

Remember in this world we are just for a while.

2. View A Negative

Experience In

Your Life

Like How You Look

At A Photo Negative.

A Single Negative

Can Create An

Unlimited Number Of

Positive Prints !

3. Be satisfied with life

But, unsatisfied with

The results you produce.

That’s the best way to keep

Growing and discover

Your hidden potential.

4. A Small Grain Of Ego Is

Enough To Destroy

The Every Kind Of

Feeling Between Two

Persons

…Just Remember That

The Most Beloved

‘Angel’ Was Kicked Out

From Heaven Only

Due To hi Ego.

And He Becomes A

Sign Of Evil Forever…

5. Interesting Human Psychology

In Lyf Sum times U Start Trusting A Person

So Blindly Dat Whn He Changes,

U Begin To Hate Yourself

But Not That Person..:-)

6. rayer is not to lighten your burden

But to strengthen your back

Have faith in God,

Faith does not move mountain,

But gives power to climb it.

7. “If You Wanna Judge Your

Relations…

Make A Few Mistakes

As ,

Its The Only Point

…Where Relationships

Show Their Originality ..”

8. Without crossing the worst situations,

No one can touch the best corners of life.

So always taste worst situation

And get best results

9. To realize the value of:

1year-

Ask 1 who failed in an exam.

1month

-Ask 1 who has not received his salary

1week

-Ask 1 who has stayed in relative’s home

1day

-Ask one who is fasting

1hour

-Ask 1 who is waiting for someone

1min

-Ask 1 who had just missed a bus.

1sec

-Ask 1 who had escaped from an accident…

Every moment is a treasure,

Yesterday is history,

2morrow is a mystery..

but today is a Gift,

that’s why we call it the ”PRESENT”.

10. Love Two People In This World The Most

:1) The One Who Has Given Birth To You.

2) The One Who Has Taken Birth Just For You

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1. kuch khoney ka gham hee asal mein hamarey dar kee wajah banta hai,

issi liye auo aur tamam ghamon ko apni khushiyon mein badlein aur sabit kar dein k

“dar k aagey jeet hai”

2. Achy akhlaq kay 3 Drjay:

– jo tm pr zulm kry tm usko maf kr do.

– jo tm ko mehrom, kry tm usko ata kro.

– jo tm se taluq tory tm us se taluq jorho.

3. Log Tumhari Aqal se tumhaari shakhsiat ka wazan kartay hain Lehaaza Apni Aqal ka wazan Ilm se barhao.

4. Life ek Icecream ki tarah hai,

Taste kro to bhi pighalti hai,

Waste kro toh bhi pighalti hai,

To Bahi without tension jiyo mast!

5. Shamki Tanhaime Kho Na Jana,

Kisi Ki Mastime Doob Na Jana,

Milegi Zaroor Ek Din Manzil Tumhe

Unhe Paa Kar Hame Bhul Na Jana

6. Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti yeh nahi ke aap kitne khush hain,

Balke

Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti to yeh hai ke dusre aap se kitne khush hain.

7. Agär Kisi Kö K?1/4ch Dèñä Häi Tö Usäy Achä Wäqt Dö,

Q K Ap Här Chèèz Wäpis Lè Säktè Hö

Mägär Kisi Kö Diyä Höwä Achä Wäqt Wäpis Nähi Lè Säktè.

8. Apne Dushman Ko Hazar Moqey Do

K

Wo Tumhara Dost Ban Jaye

.Aur

Apney Dost Ko Ek B Aisa Moqa Na Do

K

Wo Tumhara Dushman Ban Jaye..!!!

9. 3.Baten yad rakhna..

1.Kisi ki sharafat ko uski buzdli na smjna.

2.Kisi ki sachai ko uski bewakofi na smjna.

3.Kisi ke khulos ko kbi time pas na samjna.

10. Aapas mein galatiyon ko darguzar kiya karo.

Qk

Darguzar na karo ge to mohbbat khatam ho jae gi,

Jab mohbat khatam hogi to rabita toot jae ga

Jab rabita toot jaiga to fasla ho jae ga.

Or yei fasla 1 din tumhare rishte ko tor de ga.

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1. Kissi ki itni(insult) b na karo k wo ainda sey tumhein milnein sey pehley 100 bar sochey,kyun k Dil ko dukhana achchey logon ka shewa nahee hota

2. Confidence On Self-

“I

Am

I N D E E D

A

K I N G

Because

I

Know

How

To

Rule

M Y S E L F”

3. Kadam kadam pe hawaon se talluk rakhna, Dosti ke daur mein Dosti banaye rakhna, Hamari yaadon ke SMS zaroor aayenge, Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.

4. Mistakes Are The Lessons Of Wsdom

Whn U Make A Mistake, Dont Look

Back At It For Long

Take The Lesson & Move Frwrd

Although The Past Cant B Changed

How To Shape The Future

Is Still In Ur Hands …

5. Sath nahi rehne se rishte nahi tuta karte, Waqt ki dhundh se lamhe nahi tuta karte, Log kehte he mera sapna toot gaya, Tooti neend hai sapne nahi tuta karte.

6. Umidon pe kabi bharosa na krna, jo bure ho lamhe use socha na krna, kami mehsus ho jiski uska khayal mat krna, ap khud me khas ho ye hmesha yad rkhna.

7. Haskar jeena dastoor hai zindagi ka. Ek yahi kissa mashhur h zinghi ka. Beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate. Yahi sabse bada kasur hai zindgi ka.

8. Aik Kabristan K Bahir Likha Tha

“Kabhi Hum Aisay Thay, Jaisay Tum Ho

Aur Kal Tum Aisay Ho Gay Jaisay Aaj Hum Hain”

dekho dost ye sach samjho

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1. A Rich Dad

Took His Son

2 a Village

2 Show Poverty..

.After

…The Trip

He Asked Son

About Poverty..

Son Replied:

V Hv 1 Dog,dey have many..

V Hv a Small Pool,dey Hv Long River..

V Hv light, dey Have Stars..

V Hv Small Piece Of Land,dey Hv Large Field..

V Buy Food,dey Grow theirs ‘n 4 others..

Dad Was Speechless..

Den Boy Said:

Thanks Dad 4 Showing

How Poor V Are..

Life Is All About How We See ‘n Accept Things.. !

2. Best Catching Line By A Boy

3. If Nothing Lasts

Forever

Will You Be My

Nothing ?

4. Most of the problems in life comes

because of two reasons .

First, we act without thinking

second,We keep thinking without acting.

5. L I V E T O G E T H E R

What did u read?

Live Together

or

Live To Gather

or

Live To Get Her.

Just a beautiful way 2 say

LIFE is the way how you look at it

6. A very short but very nice line 4 a true relation,

Hurt me with the truth,

But Never comfort me with a lie.

7. Deres No Gud Or Bad

In Dix World

But

Our Preception Makes

It So

Wh8 Ppl Call

CONGESTION In A

TRAIN

Bcums

ATMOSPHERE In

NITE CLUBS

8. If Wealth Had Been The Secret 2 Happiness, Then The Rich Should Be Dancing On The Streets… Only Poor Kids Do That…! If Power Ensures Security , Then Officials Should Walk Unguarded. But Those Who Live Simply , Sleep Soundly…! If…

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1. Know the true value of time;

snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.

No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;

never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.GOOD MORNING

2. There is no “A” in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc… U have to wait till thous’A’nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G’Mrng!

3. If u cry because the sun has gone out of your life,your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars To be upset over what you dont have is to waste what you do have GOOD MORNING

4. All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day GD MRNG.

5. In life, don’t focus on trying to make the right decision; instead work on making the decision right.” Good Morning

6. Faith is important.

No matter how you pray, meditate, relax.

Have faith that it will work

and

it really will .GOOD MORNING

7. If you learn only methods you’ll be tied to your methods,But,if you learn principles,you can device your own methods.. hv a nice day.

8. Nobody ll ever remembr how yu look,how yu speak,wat yu did or anythin else.But the only thing they remembr s how yu made them feel.Gud mornin..Gud day

9. The Breeze has awakened the Earth & the Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I’m not late to wish U Gud Morning.

10. Life is like a flowing river of opportunities “Its upto you to stand up with a bucket or spoon.Good Morning.

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:

always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday.

*************

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

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LOVE IS LIFE

LIFE IS WIFE

WIFE IS KNIFE

and

KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Both are sweet at the beginning

and

become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”

Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”

Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend,

that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,

but

Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday.

*************

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Both are sweet at the beginning

and

become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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LOVE IS LIFE

LIFE IS WIFE

WIFE IS KNIFE

and

KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.

.

.

.

.

.

.

taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:

Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night

and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,

hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

pos

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You know why women starts with ‘W’…

because all questions start with “W”.. !

Who ?

Why ?

What ?

When ?

Which ?

Whom ?

Where ?

&

Finally Wife..!!!

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

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A light, happy heart,

A bright, happy day

That’s what you’re wished

With much love today!

Happy Wedding Anniversary

❤❤❤❤❤❤

All my love for you FREE!

Wishing

U

A

Very

Happy

ANNIVERSARY

*************

Happiness fills my heart

To know that you’ve been

With me in this journey

Here’s wishing you my love

A very Happy Anniversary

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I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary

*************

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you

Happy Anniversary

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That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today Happy Anniversary

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I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

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1. A husband’s cute love quote:

“Even my child started walking

without any support but my wife

still feels to hold my hand while walking…

2. Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

3. A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts all her amendments!

4. Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,

What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,

You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount..

5. Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two…

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

6. Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

7. Doctor:

Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.

Ye neend ki goliyan hain

BIWI:

ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

Doctor:

Ye aap ne khani hain….

8. Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,

but paying the bills does!

9. Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr

dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar:

ghalti to me ne ki ha?

to saza us gharib ko Q dein.”

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1. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.

Husband:What was THAT for?

Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.

Wife:Sorry!

Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!

Husband:Why?

Wife:Your Horse PHONED!

2. Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

U r my Best Friend

But

Do u have courage tell to u r Wife

U r my Best Wife?

3. Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver and wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

4. wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom should I Call

Now Police Or Ambulance..

5. Wife to doc Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesnt hear a word I say.

Doc:Thats not a disease, its a gift!

6. Wife: (expecting a car)

Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when Im on it.

Husband: gifted her a weighing machine

Read more: Romantic Sms Wife Husband

7. I feel something in my heart,

Its like a little flame,

Every time I see you,

This flame lights up,

This flame is special for you,

Because I LOVE YOU!

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1. Husband:

Mujhe samajh nahi aati,

k

tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan Q nahi pakati?

Wife:

w

kiyon k

tum wesa aatta nahi goundtay

Jesa,

Tumhary abba goundty hain.

2. Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . .

3. Nothing in this world Could ever be

As wonderful as the love Youve given me

Your love makes my days so very bright,

just knowing youre my darling wife (Husband)..

Wish u a Happy Anniversary

4. Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki

Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas

Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki

Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

Answer=Tumare Daddy (Papa)

5. A ki biwi B

B ki bhabhi C

C ki beti V

V ke dada G

G ki biwi K

K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

Answer= they are husband and wife

6. Wife: Jb Tm Desi Sharab Peete Hoto Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho Jb Whisky Peete Ho To Darling, Aaj Kia Piya Hai Jo Churail Keh Rahe Ho..? Husband: Aj Me Hosh Me Hun.

7. Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay

8. Flower Needs Sunshine,

Violet Needs the Dew,

All Angels in Heaven Know

How Much I Need You

Waiting Since Long Just

to Say u I LOVE YOU..

9. 2 Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

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1. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving Husband, For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair..

2. If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

Do You Still Love Me? I’D Say,

Till Death Do Us Part

Happy Anniversary

3. Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, The Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary My Husband..

4. On this special day,best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

5. Happy Anniversary

and May

your marriage be Blessed with love,

joy And companionship

For all the years of your lives!

6. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover

7. Happiness fills my heart…

To know that you’ve been

With me in this journey…

Here’s wishing you my love…

A very Happy Anniversary

8. if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, do you still love me I’d say, Till death do us part Happy Anniversary

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1. Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki

“Pati ko bhi ghar ke maamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..”

Wife-Woh bechara bhi dekho likh hi paya,Bol Nahi Saka…

2. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

3. Husband wife mein larai hoi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,Khanay mein kia hai

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

4. Husband

to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

5. Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,

Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

6. Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne

Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchhegi.

7. Wife came home with a goat.

Husband askedIs bhains ko ghar kion lai ho

Wife:Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!

Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hon

8. Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Tumhare Dimagh Main To

Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):

To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho¦.?

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1. I feel something in my heart,

Its like a little flame,

Every time I see you,

This flame lights up,

This flame is special for you,

Because I LOVE YOU!

2. Aksar logo ko kehtay suna hai k,

zinda rahy to phir milengy,

lekin

tumse milne ke baad dil ne mehsoos kiya

milty rahy to zinda rahenge.

3. Ae baad-e-saba

us nagar main ja

usay itna bata

ek dost tera

kehta hy sada

mujhy apna bana

chahat ko jaga

ae jaan-e-ghazal

teri baat azal

tere hont kanwal

teri aankh ghazal

ae jaan-e-wafa

khud tu hi bata

kab tere siwa

mujhey chain mila ???

4. You know why women starts with W

because all questions start with W !

Who ?

Why ?

What ?

When ?

Which ?

Whom ?

Where ?

&

Finally Wife..!!!

5. Jab sey begum ney mujhy murgha bana rakha hain

Main ney nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hain

Bartano aj mere sir pey baraste q ho

Main ney dho dha key tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai

Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

Jis ne

6. Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main? Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai!

7. Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha

8. Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train

Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,

Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur

wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja

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1. Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

2. What is the Difference Between Mother Wife

A One Woman Brings U into this world crying, the other ensures U Continue to do so

3. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,

1 churail kabhi mere agey

kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki

4. Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

U r my Best Friend

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

U r my Best Wife?

5. Husband:I admit Im wrong if you admit Im right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband:OK,Im wrong!

Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!

6. I feel something in my heart,

Its like a little flame,

Every time I see you,

This flame lights up,

This flame is special for you,

Because I LOVE YOU!

7. not everything dat counts is counted and not evrything dat counted count.i didnt count how many times i thought of u, but what counts is dat i did. i love u.

8. Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no

9. Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an English girl

Wife returns from USA

Husband: wheres my gift?

Wife: wait for 9 months

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1. Dulha shaadi ki raat, Dulhan ka goongat utha k baray pyaar se poochta hai..

Kya naam hai huzoor ka?

Bv: Hazrat mohammad SAW.

Dulha: Kya farmaya aapne?

Bv:Namaz parho,Roza rakho Or Zakat Do..

Dulha Preshan ho k bahar gaya or bola andar to wahii nazil ho rahi hai..

2. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.

Husband:What was THAT for?

Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.

Wife:Sorry!

Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!

Husband:Why?

Wife:Your Horse PHONED!

3. Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat

uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hua tha?

Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!

4. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, Yes dear, but I was in love and didnt notice

5. In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,

Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

6. Shohar aur bivi main baat cheet band thi..

1 subha shohar ko jaldi uth kar kahin jana tha,

usne kaghaz pe likha

Mujhe subha 7 baje itha dena or kaghaz bv k takye k niche rakh dia..

..

Subha shohar ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahay thay..

Woh gusse se utha to dekha k takye k pass 1 kaghaz para tha aur likha tha..

“7 baj rahay hain, Uth jaoo”

7. wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom should I Call

Now Police Or Ambulance..

8. If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!

9. Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver and wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Some People Die Younger, Becoz God Loves Them. U r still on

earth, Becoz There Is Someone Who Loves U More Than God

*************

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Frndshp is nt abt

“its ur fault”

Bt its abt

“i m sorry”,

its nt abt

“whr r u”

Bt abt

“i m here 4 u”,

Its nt abt

“hw cud u”

Bt its abt u

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Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

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Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,

Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,

Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya.

*************

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]

Hawa hi hawa hai.

*************

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara

abe phir kiya hua

Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

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Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

*************

Gum woh cheez hai …

Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!

Gum woh cheez hai …

Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

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A love letter from biscuit maker:

Dear marie, today is good day,

u r anmol for me…

but u have crack jacked my heart,

bcoz i have a little heart,

now i m in 50/50 position…

*************

What does ILU means?

I= I

L= Love

U=Urdu

so I love urdu…

tum kya samjhey they…

I love ullu..

to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

*************

One day Raja and rani

decided to send messages

to each other by using

Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.

He angried and called to rani.

She told stupid “This was a missed call”

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Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad

Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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1 night bijli chali gae…

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:

oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…

pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

*************

Mom: Beta khana khayega?

Beta: Na

Mom: Ladu khaiyega??

Beta: Na

Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?

Beta: Na

Mom:ice creame khaiyega?

Beta: Na

Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

*************

1 kanjoos dosray say:

Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.

Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:

1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.

Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

*************

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,

jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

.

.

Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k

dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

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The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

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Once, Bill Clinton went to meet his daughter Chelsea at Oxford. Chelsea introduced her boyfriend Casanova to her dad.

Casanova liked Bill’s personality and went gaga over the meeting. He stood up and said, “Mr. President it’s great to meet you. You know… you’re my idol, my role model.”

Bill retorted, “Hey man, that’s it! I don’t want you seeing my daughter anymore!”

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A foreign doctor was called to do knee-surgery on Vajpayee. The doctor declared that the ex-PM would have to undergo three knee-surgeries. Everyone wondered what the heck the doctor was saying.

Later on, a reporter asked the doctor, why three knee-surgeries?

The doctor retorted: Left Knee, Right Knee and Adva-nee!!

*************

There was a legislative election and a politician was campaigning in a rural area. Suddenly, his eyes could see a ramshackle house and a young man milking a cow. He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote.

He was about the start, when an old wise man called from inside the house. “Sebastian, get in the house. And who is that guy you’re talking to?”

Sebastian said, “The guy says he is a politician.”

The old wise man said, “In that case, better bring the cow inside with you

*************

A promising young man

should go into politics so that he can

go on promising for the rest of his life

*************

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

finding it whether it exists or not,

diagnosing it incorrectly,

and applying the wrong remed

*************

Politics is the gentle art

of getting votes from the poor

and campaign funds from the rich,

by promising to protect each from the other.

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1. Humor results when society says you can’t scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public

2. Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing

3. Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

4. A wife asked her husband: ?What do you like most in me my pretty face ?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ?I like your sense of humor.

5. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs.

It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

6. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

7. There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor

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1. Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i m playin cards n I m missin the joker!!

2. i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window I look down & den i lauf again

3. What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

4. Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

5. Seeking luv iz a mission… finding luv iz a complexed ambition… so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision..

6. Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

7. Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

8. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have

a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

9. I ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it’s a mistake??

10. Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well

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Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,

Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,

Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,

To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,

Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,

Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

*************

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,

Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,

Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,

Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

*************

Apun wishing you a wonderful,

Super-duper,

Zabardast,

Xtra-badhiya,

Xtra special,

Ekdum mast and dhinchak,

Bole to ekdum jhakaas

“Happy Holi”.

*************

Red 4 prosperity

Green 4 happiness

Blue 4 longevity

Orange 4 progress

Pink 4 friendship

May u be blessed with all Shades of life…

Wish you a very happy and colourful holi!

*************

Bright colors,

water balloons,

lavish gujiyas and melodious songs

are the ingredients of perfect Holi.

Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi

*************

Auspicious red.

Sunkissed gold.

Soothing silver.

Pretty purple.

Blissful blue.

Forever green.

I wish u and all family members

The most colorful Holi.

*************

Holi Special SMS Hindi

March 16, 2011 | In: Holi SMS 2011

Be Ready

You Can Not Skip Being Coloured

By Me This Time

Don’t Just Lock Your Self

Up On The Day And Holi Hard

It Comes Once In A Year

And Make The Most Of It

So Please,Play With Me.

I Wish You My Hearty

Best Wishes For The Festival.

*************

Rang udaye Pichkari

rang se rang jaye duniya sari

holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de

ye shubha kaana hai hamari.

HAPPY HOLI !!!

*************

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,

Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,

Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

*************

Best wishes to you for a

Holi filled with sweet moments

and memories to cherish for long.

Happy Holi!

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Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,

Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,

Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,

To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,

Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,

Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

*************

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,

Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

*************

Pichkari ki Dhar,

Gulal ki bauchar,

Apno ka pyar,

Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.

Happy Holi!!!!

*************

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

*************

Radha ke rang aur kanhaiyya ki pichkari,

Pyaar k rang se rang do duniya saari..

Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,

Mubarak ho aapko khushiyon bhari holi..

HAPPY HOLI

*************

Chandan ki khushbu resham ka haar,

Phoolon ki sugandh baarish ki fuhaar..

Dil me umeed aur apno ka pyaar..

Mubarak ho aapko rangon ka tyohaar..

HAPPY HOLI

*************

Rango ki varsha, Gulal ki fuhar..

Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyon ki bauchhar..

Chandan ki khushbu, Apno ka pyaar..

Mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar..

HAPPY HOLI TO U & UR FAMILY

*************

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

*************

Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,

Hum bhi jhoome masti main,

Shor hua saari basti main..

Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..

Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,

Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..

Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

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1. Best wishes to you for a

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Holi filled with sweet moments

and memories to cherish for long.

Happy Holi!

2. Red 4 prosperity.

Green 4 happiness

blue 4 longitivity

orange 4 progress

pink 4 friendship.

May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

3. Celebrating the colors

of our beautiful relationship

I wish you and your family

all the bright hues of life.

Have a colourful holi!

4. A touch of green i send to u.

A drop of blue to cool the hue.

A tinge of red for warmth

&

zest for a colorful HOLI!

Happy & colorful Holi

5. Auspicious red.

Sunkissed gold.

Soothing silver.

Pretty purple.

Blissful blue.

Forever green.

I wish u and all family members

The most colorful Holi.

6. One day to go

Holi aane mein

happy bath anniversary

and

HAPPY HOLI to U

7. Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance

You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.

On Holi, the festival of colors & joy

I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles

you ve brought to my life. Happy Holi

8. Memories of moments celebrated together.

Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.

Make me Miss You even more this Holi.

Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!

HAPPY Holi.

9. Celebrating the colors

of our beautiful relationship,

I wish you and your family

all the bright hues of life.

Have a colourful holi ! HAPPY HOLI

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1. Saamne Aaye Sher Ko Maaro Goli…

Waah Waah

Saamne Aaye Sher Ko Maaro Goli…

Waah Waah

2 Din Pahle Aap Sabko Happy Holi !!!!!!!!!!

2. May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

3. Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang

aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.

HAPPY HOLI

4. Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

5. Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,

Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,

Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

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1. Tanoo ik gal Dasaan?

Edhar koi hega tay nahi?

(‘:’ )

Nahi?

Udhar?

Nai?

Lo fir suno….

Tusi Baray Yaad Aa Rahay Ho…

2. Haseen ho tum, Bury hum bhi nahi

Ghar main ho tum, Road pe hum bhi nahi

Aaj kal reply bhi nahi karty ho

Kaan khol kar sun lo,

Busy ho tum,

To

Velay hum bhi nahi.

3. Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

4. Do Ruhaan Di Ajab Kahani Manzil Ek C Vichad Gye Hani!!

Dil Di Reez Kadi Na Mukni..Jihna Chir Eh Jind Marjani!!

Badle Mausam Badliyan Rutta..Na Badli Par Yaad Marjani!!

Kiven Kattange Zindgi Je Na Mileya Rooh Da Hani!!!

5. sante di wife sante nu–uttho ji thodi jaan gud morng kehndi aa..

Santa–chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa…

6. Sun ni Kuriye

Rangan Diye Puriye

Mein Tur Jawan ga

Mur ke nai aawan ga

Feer Pachtaen gi

Has ke Bulaen gi

Feer vi nai aawan ga

Uchay Aasman da

Taara ban jawan ga

Door Door Rawan ga

Te Tenu Tarfawan ga

7. Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..

.

Boy:

Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..

.

Girl:

Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,

“Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya”

8. JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat

Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain

Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.

Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu

punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

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1. If wishes come in rainbow colors

then I would send

the brightest one to say

Happy Holi

2. Celebrating the colors

of our beautiful relationship,

I wish you and your family

all the bright hues of life.

Have a colourful holi !

3. yaaro ki yaari rahe sada

dosto ki toli rahe sada

jindgi rango me rahe sada

har din holi rahe sada

HAPPY HOLI……..

4. If wishes come in rainbow colors

then I would send

the brightest one to say

Happy Holi

5. May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

6. Best wishes to you for a

Holi filled with sweet moments

and memories to cherish for long.

Happy Holi!

7. Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

8. If wishes come in rainbow colors

then I would send

the brightest one to say

Happy Holi.

9. If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi..

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1. With my

1 heart

2 eyes

7 liter blood

206 bones

4.5 million red cells

60 trillion D N A”S…

All wishing you a very very

HAPPY HOLI!

2. Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,

khwahisho se bhara ho har pal,

daaman bhi chota lage,

itni khushiya de apko anewala har pal,

! Happy Holi !!

3. Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka

Hum sab yaaron ka

Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka

Gali mein gali walon ka

Mohalle mein mahoul waalo ka

Desh mein deshwalo ka.

Boora naa maano Holi hai Holi hai bhai Holi hai!

4. 0 days

312 hours

18720 mins..

1123200 seconds…

are left…. I think i am the first person to

wish U HAPPY HOLI.

5. Holi is the time to develop understanding and love for each other.

Here, is a platform for you all to renew your friendship and to express

heartiest love by scribbling a beautiful Holi message for loved ones

6. Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai,

Roshani ke Jariye 1 Arman Bheja Hai,

Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne,

Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai.

7. If wishes came in rainbow colours,

I would send you the brightest ones

To say, Happy Holi !

8. Mausam ki bahar acchi ho! phulon ki kaliyan kacchi ho!

Hamari yeh dosti sacchi ho!

Bhagwan bus ek duwa hai ki,

mere dost ka har tyohar accha ho!

aour har tyoharoki rango ki bahar ho HAPPY HOLI

9. Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,

rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,

aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

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1. Khaa key gujiya

Pee key bhaang

Laga k thora thora sa rang

Baaja ke dholak aur mridang

Khele HOLI hum tere sang

Happy HOLI 2011

2. SOCHA KISI APNE SE BAAT KARE,APNE KISI KHASS KO YAAD KARE,KIYA JI FAISHALA”HOLI”KI SUBHKAMANYE DENE KA,DIL NE KAHA KIYONA AAPSE HI SURUWAT KARE….

“HAPPY HOLI”

3. Khushiyan ho overflow masti kabhi na ho low,

tumhari holi ho ekdam number 1,

aur aap karo whole day fun

4. Rango tum, rangu mein,

Rangde sara ye jahaan,

Bass hassen aur gale lagen,

Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !

Holi Mubarak Ho !

5. NA JUBAN SE,

NA NIGAHON SE,

NA GIFT SE,

HOLI MUBARQ HO,

DIRECT DIL SE.

6. Life is full of colors,

May be this HOLI festival,

You even had more colors in your life,

And you enjoyed them at their brightest shade..

I wish you that even after the HOLI,

Those colors be there in your life and

always spawning around you creating beautiful world.

Happy Belated Holi to YOU!

7. Rang udaye pichkari,

rang jaye duniya sari,

holi ke rang aapke jivanko rang de,

ye shubhkamna hai sada hamari

8. Pichkari ki Dhar,

Gulal ki bauchar,

Apno ka pyar,

Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.

Happy Holi!!!!

9. Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,

Hum bhi jhoome masti main,

Shor hua saari basti main..

Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..

Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,

Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..

Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

10. SOCHA KISI APNE SE BAAT KARE,APNE KISI KHASS KO YAAD KARE, KIYA JO FAISHALA”HOLI”KI SUBKAMANAYE DENE KA,DIL NE KAHA KINYO NA AAPSE HI SURUWAT KARE…..

“HAPPY HOLI”

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Is kadr hum zindagi ko manane nikle, Uski chahat k hum pagal dewane nikle,Jab bhi use DIL ka haal batana chaha,To uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle

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Khudane dost ko dost se milaya. Dosto ke liye dosti ka rista banaya. Par kehte he dosti rahegi us ki kayam jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya.

*************

Hum se mohabat bus aik saal ker lo tum

Zindagi apni khusiyon se mala maal ker lo tum

Call, sms nahi ker sakti to na kero tum

Per call ki bajay miss call hi ker lo tum

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bheer main khud ko tanha masoos kerta hoon.tu pass nahi phir bhi tum ko apnay pass pata hoon.tere bina jeena ho tu mar jana chahta hoon.her pal teri sansoo main teri sochoo main rehna chahta hoon

*************

Fursat ka ik lamha jab tumhaye milay.

tu sochna iss kheyaal se hamey.

koi tumhaye chahata hai dewangi say.

jess ki sochoo main hoo tum hamessha say.

*************

Wafao ki Hum se Tawako nahi hai,

Magar ek bar Aazma kar to Daiko…

Zamanay ko Apna bana kar to Daika,

Hamay bhi TUM apna bana kar to Daiko…

Hamesha hue daik kar MUJ ko barham,

Kisi din zara Muskura kar to Daiko…

Satatay ho din rat jis tarha MUJ ko,

Kisi gair ko yu sata kar to Daiko…

Tumhay DIL LAGI bhool jani paday gi,

Muhabat ki Raaho main Aakar to Daiko…

Tarapnay pe meray na pir TUM haso gay,

Kabhi DIL kisi se laga kar to Daiko

*************

Fir Kuchh Is Dil Ko Beqaraaree Hai

Seena Zoya-E-Zakhm-E-Kaaree Hai

Fir Hue Hain Gawaah-E-Ishq Talab

Ashq Baaree Ka Hukm_Zaaree Hai

Be Khudee Be Sabab Naheen ‘Ghalib’

Kuchch To Hai Jiskee Pardaadaaree Hai….

*************

Aah Ko Chaahiye Ik Umr Asar Hone Tak

Kaun Jiitaa Hai Terii Zulf Ke Sar Hone Tak

Daam Har Mauj Men Hai Halqaa-E-Sad_Kaam-E-Nahang

Dekhen Kyaa Guzare Hai Qatare Pe Gauhar Hone Tak

*************

Ye Na Thee Hamaaree Qismat Ke Wisaal-E-Yaar Hota

Agar Aur Jeete Rehte Yahee Intezaar Hota

Tere Waade Par Jiye Ham To Ye Jaan Jhoot Jaanaa

Ke Khushee Se Mar Na Jaate Agar Eitabaar Hota

*************

Bichre Huay Logon Pe Taras Khao Kisi Din

Aisa Ho Jaye K Na Yad Aao Kisi Din

Sawan K Bina Jaisay Ho Jati Hay Barish

Aisay Hi Mere Pas Chalay Aao Kisi Din

Read more: Urdu Poetry Sms Shayari

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them

Sirf ik bar apnay honton se mje

apna keh do^

Phr mehfil me rqeebon ka

tmasha dekho…!!

*************

Bichre Huay Logon Pe Taras Khao Kisi Din

Aisa Ho Jaye K Na Yad Aao Kisi Din

Sawan K Bina Jaisay Ho Jati Hay Barish

Aisay Hi Mere Pas Chalay Aao Kisi Din

*************

Taras Rahi Hain Jo Teri Deed Ko Muddat Se,

.

.

Woh Be qaraar Aankhain Tmhein SALAAM Kehti Hain!

*************

Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai

tere haathon ki lakiiron mein mera naam to hai …….

Mujhko tu apnaa bana ya na bana teri Khushi

tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai …..

Mere hisse mein koi jaam na aayaa na sahi

teri mehfil mein mere naam koi shaam to hai ….

Dekh kar log mujhe naam tera lete hain

is pe main Khush hoon muhabbat ka ye anjaam to hai …..

Woh sitamagar hi sahi dekh ke usko

shukr is dil-e-bimaar ko aaraam to hai

*************

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain…

Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain

Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko…

Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain

Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey…

Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain

Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay…

Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain

Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai `Sahir’…

Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain

Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain

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Senay main Dil, Dil Main Dard, Dard main Nasha, Nashay main Mithas, Mithas Main tishnagi, Tishnagi main aarzoo, Arzoo main Hasrat, Hasrat main umeed, Umeed main khayal, Khayal main tasvur, Tasvur main tasveer, Tasveer main Tu, Tugh main ada, Ada main wafa, Wafa mai Shokhee, Shokhee main Shrarat, Shrarat mai ghusa, Ghusay main Banawat, Banawat main Apnayat, Apnayat main chahat, Chahat main khloos, Khloos mai pyar, pyar main ibadat, Ibadat main Khuda, Khuda say dua,Dua main Sirf Tum “SADA KHUSH RAHO..

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Na janne tum par itna yakeen kyu hai

Tera har aik khayal haseen kyu hai

Kehte hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai

Phir ankh se nikla aansu namkeen kyu hai

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Majburi kya thi unhone batayi to hoti,

judai ki Baat yu sunaayi na hoti..

apne kabar ki mitti bhi de dete unhe,

MERE MAUT ki khwaish jatayi to hoti

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Jam pe jam piye ja rahe hai, kuch safar zindgi ka jiye ja rahe hai, na jane koun sa sans ho akhri, is liye har sans ke sath yaad aapko kiye ja rahe hai.

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Baatein karke rula na dijiyega…

U chup rehke saja na dijiyega…

Na de sake Khushi,to Gam hi sahi…

Par DOST bana ke uhi bhula na dijiyega

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Hum ny tum sy tumheen manga

or tum muskura diye

tum yeh bhe to keh sukty thy k

meri jaan

bhalla apni cheezen bhe mangijati hain

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sadiyoon se hoton pe pyas thi

aaj samunder dekha to pee gay

paida hote hee marne ki tamana thei

par tujhe dekha to jee gay

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Yun to milna na hua humara tumsey,palkon mein aakar khwab thoda to sja detey! Humney inkar kiya tha sarey-aam milney ko per khwabo mein aakar to mil letey!!

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Dil me itni bekarari na thi.. Zindagi itni pyari na thi.. Zindagi zindagi lagti na thi.. Jab tak aapse mulaqat na thi…

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Arzoo honi chahiye kisi ko yaad kerne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain, wakt hona chahiye kisi ke saath guzarne ke lia, bahane to apne app bun jate hain.

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Fasle Bahut Hai, Par Itna Maan Lijiye, Karib Rahkar B Har Koi Khas Nahi Hota, Aap Khayalon Me Itne Karib Hai Ki Faaslo Ka Ehsas Hi Nahi HotA .

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Fursat ka ik lamha jab tumhaye milay.

tu sochna iss kheyaal se hamey.

koi tumhaye chahata hai dewangi say.

jess ki sochoo main hoo tum hamessha say.

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aankhon say behtay askq nahi

khoon-e-jigar rawani hai

kuch teri bewafaii ki

kuch wafa ki meri kahani hai

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muddatoN baad vo soorat jo dikhaaee dee hai

dil kee dhaDkan mujhe aaNkhoN se sunaaee dee hai

shaam se jaag rahee haiN vo nidaasee aaNkheN

Doobte chaaNd ne khiDkee se baDHaaee dee hai

us janam meiN bhee mulaaqaat kee ummeed naheeN

is janam ne to janam bhar kee judaaee dee hai

hamne pehle bhee ye KHwaaboN ka safar dekha hai

dhoop itnee thee ke sehra ne duhaaee dee hai

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Bikhari hui zulfon ko girahgeer bana lo

Rakhna hai mujhe qaid to zanjeer bana lo

Kagaz pay lakeerain to bohot kheech li tumne

Ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo

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Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi

Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi

humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli

gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

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Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,

sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,

tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,

hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

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Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,

Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,

Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,

SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

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Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,

Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,

Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota

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Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi.

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Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti

Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti

Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni

Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai Hoti

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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?

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Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,

Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,

bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

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Zindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msgbox bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye…,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,

jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,

jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,

jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…

maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

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white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

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Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha….

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Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera

Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,

main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera

Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

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Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.

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jawaab teri shayari ka….

denge hum shayari mein….

naam tera likh baithe hain….

apne dil ki diary mein….

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati

shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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chand pe jo noor hai,

usko us mein guroor hai,

hum kis par guroor kare

hamara chand to hum se dur hai

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Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,, chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.

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Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate.

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kabhi khamoshi bhi bahot kuch keh jati hai,

tadapne ke liye yade reh jati hai,

kya fark padta hai dil ho ya koyla,

jalne k bad to sirf rakh reh jati hai…

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Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.

Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek

Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..

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Aankhen aapki ho par Ansu mere!

Zindagi aapki ho par Sanse meri!

Dil aapka ho per dhadkan meri ho. Zindagi ke akhri modh pe dua hai, ki kafan aapka aur LASH mere Ho…

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Zindagi me naye log her dum milenge,

Kahin ziada kahin kum milenge,

Aetbar zara soch ke krna,

Mumkin nahi har jagah tumhein hum milenge

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baat kam kijia zahanat ko chupate raheye

ajnabi sher main dost banate raheye

lakh dori sahe khatam na kijia rishta dosti ka

dil mile na mile hath tu milate rahea

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main ne har baar tujh se milte waqt

tujh se milne ki aarzoo ki hai

tere jane k baad bhe main ne

teri khushbu se guftugo ki hai

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❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain.

Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain,

Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain.

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Sardar: ham nay 1 aise cheez banaye hai jis se ham diwar ky us par daikh sakty hain

Angrez wow

Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji

Sardar: Sorakh

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(..EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORY..)

ek tah larka ek tih larki,

larka tah kala larki tih gorih,

larka tah memon larki tih borih…….

soja mere bache bes yahe tih kahaani….

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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se

patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do

char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe hain

ladaka daily ladki ko tang karta tha ek din

ladki collage ja rahi thi to ladka pohir bola

uf kya julfe hain

ladki boli aage bhi kuch bolegaa

ladka bola : dho liya ker nahi to dhere pad

jayenge

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jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein….

naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein….

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha

ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he

hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he………

KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI

SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI…. ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho…..

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sharab hai to mai-khane banay

husan hai to dewane banay

ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai

tabhe to pagal khane banay

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Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke

dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

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Chand lamhoon ki zindagi hy,

Nafratoon sy jeya nahi karty,

Lagta hy kah dushmanoon sy guzarish karni patry gi,

Koun kah dost to yaad keya nahi karty

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Duaoon ki bheetr main aik dua hamari bhi sun ly,

kah ay dost tu apni manzil ko paye,

Agar teri manzil main andheera aa jaye,

To rooshni ky ley khuda ham ko jalaye

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Aapki aisi baatein hume pagaal banati hai

hum hosh main aayen kaise ye koi jadu jagati hai

na rehta hai dil kabu main na hi saans kabu aati hai

teri aankhon main dekh ke humhe haya aati hai

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ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai

inkar karne par bhi chahat ka ikrar kyu hai

use pana nahi hai meri taqdeer mein shayad

phir bhi har mod pe usika intizar kyu hai

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nakaam si koshis kiya karte hai

hum hai ki unse pyar kiya karte hai

khuda ne takdir mein tuta tara bhi nahi likha

aur hum hai ki chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai

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tumhara aur mera rishta

ankho aur palko jaisa hai

agar palak kuch der na jhapke to ankh ro deti hai

aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai

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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai

Hath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai

Hospital pahuche to nurso ne farmaya

“Baharon phool barsao

Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai “

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Hard Drinke se nasha badhta hai,

Nashe se junoon,

junoon se mehnat,

Mehnat se paisa,

Paise se izzat,

Isliye izzatdar wohi hai jo Drink karta ho!

Cheers!!!

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pal pal ka rishta hai aapse. Apnapan kuch itna jada hai aapse,

na sochna ki bhool gaye hum aapko.

Zindgi bhar chahenge yeh wada hai aapse..

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Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya

to hamne bhi haal e dil sunana chod diya,

jab duriyon ka ehsaas nahi hai unhe

tab humne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya.

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Dil dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,

saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,

gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,

or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.

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ek bohat he dard bhari poetry,

arz kia hai

Dil mein Chubi hai sui

Dil mein Chubi hai sui

oui-oui-oui-ouiiiiiiiiiii

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kisi ko itna chahna k oski har baat manane ko dil kary,itna chahna kdua osky nam se shoro ho aur osi k nam par khatm ho,itna aetbar karna k dunia mein koi yaken ko behka na saky,itna chahna k kisi ki har burai b khubi lagy,itna chahna kkisi k bin chohye aag si lag jae… yeh hai pyar..

pyar wo nai jo sirf sath honay par hi zaher ho..

pyar sachy ashiq ki tarap,oski baichaini,baikrari hai jo sirf apny pyar kliae hai

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Mehfil tu ajnabi thi,tum bhi howay para-ay.

Manzil pay aa gaya hoon,Manzil nazar na aa-ay.

Mian hushi ko dhoondta tha,Mujhay dard mil gaya hai.

Mera jurm hai Mohabbat,teri berukhi saza hai.

Mumkin nahin Dil ko teri yaad bhool jaa-ay.

Mehfil to ajnabi thi,tum bhi howay para-ay.hasan

Mujhay ghair tum nay samjha,yeh sitam bhi kam nahin hai.

main shareekay zindagi hoon,tu sharikay gham nahin hai.

Abh aisi zindagi say behtar hai mooot aa-ay

Mehfil to ajnabi thi ,tum bhi howay para-ay.

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Apnay ehsaas say chhoo kar mujhay sandal kar doo.

Main kay sadyoon se adhoora hoon,Mukaamil kar do.

Na tumhain hoosh rahay aur na mujhay hoosh rahay.

Iss qadar toot kay chahoo,Mujhay pagal kar doo.

Tum hatheli ko meray piyar ki mehndi say rangoo.

Apni ankhoon main meray naam ka kajil kar doo.

Dhoop hi dhoop hoon main,Toot kay barsoo mujh per

Isqadar barsoo meri rooh main jul thal kar doo.

Tum chupaa loo mera Dil ooot main apni dil ki .

Aur mujhay meri nigahoon say bhi aujhal kar doo.

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CHALI HAI SHEHAR MAIN KAISI HAWAA UDAASI KI.

SABHI NAY OOORH RAKHI HAI,RADA UDASSI KI.

LIBAASAY GHUM MAIN GHAM MAIN TU WOH AUR BAN GAYA QATIL.

SAJI HAI KAISI ,KISI PER QABA UDAASI KI.

KHIYAALAY YAAR KA BADAL AGAR KHILAA BHI KABHI.

TOO DHOOP PHAIL GAYEE JA-BA-JA UDAASI KI.

FARAZ NAY TUJHAY DAIKHA TOO KIS QADAR HUSH THA.

PHIR USS KAY BAAD CHALI WOH HAWA UDAASI KI

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Aatish E Qalb Koo Ashkon Se Bujha Raha Hun Men

Yun Rafta Rafta Un Ko Bhula Raha Hun Men

Shab E Firaq Men Tanhaiun K Sahare Le Kr Shahbaz

Dheere Dheere Shehar E Wasal Ko Ja Raha Hun Men

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Dor Honay Ka Hosla Kr Lo

Khtam Varna Ya Fasla Kr Lo

Roz Larnay Ke Kia Zrorat Ha

Aik He Bar Faisla Kr Lo

Phr Mjhy Shok Say Bhula Daina

Apnay Dil Say To Mashvra Kr Lo

Mujh Pa Kechad Uchalnay Walo

Maray Haasid Say Rabta Kr Lo

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Barson se Tere shehr se guzra Nhi hoon main,

Lekn Tere kheyal se bichra Nhi hoon main,

mujh ko qadm qadm pe mili haar ki soghaat

ye mera hosla he k toota Nhi hoon main

Shabnm ko dekhna he to dil ki nazar se dekh

Main aik talkh sach hoon dhoka Nhi hoon main….

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Mehfil na sahi,tanhai to milti hai,

Milna na sahi,judai to milti hai,

Kaun kehta hai ki pyar mein kuchh nahi milta,

Wafa na sahi,bewafai to milti hai

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Tumhari dosti tumhari wafa hi kafi hai,

Tamam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai,

Jahan milo mil ke muskura dena,

Jene ke waste ye aasra hi kafi hai.

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Chale aao hum tumhe yaad karte hain,

Yeh woh gunaah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hain,

Jala ke dil me hasraton ke chirag,

Aapke aane ka intezaar karte hain.

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Na salaam yaad rakhna,

Na paigaam yaad rakhna,

Dil ki dili tammana hai,

Bas hamara naam yaad rakhna

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pyaar ko na rokk sake koi deewar, pyaar ja sakta hai sarhad ke paar,

koi na rok payega hum dono ko , bas ek baar keh do mujhse hai pyaar

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kya jaroori hota hai labazo se karna izhaar ,

kya tumhe nazar nahin aata meri aankhon main pyaar,

kabhie to lutega tumhara bhi karar,

us din ka karoonga main sada intzaar

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phool ki khushbu main hai pyaar,

yaar ki yaari main hai pyaar,

chaand ki chaandni main hai pyaar,

premi ke intazaar main hai pyaar

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yeh jo zindagi ki kitab ha, yeh kitab bhi kya kitab ha

kahien ek haseen sa khawab ha, kahien jaan laiwa azab ha

kahien ansuon ki ha dastaan, kahien muskarahatoon ka bayan ha

kaey chahre iss mein chupay huwe,ek ajeeb sa yeh naqab ha

kahien kho diya kahien paa liya,kahien ro liya kahien ga liya,

kahien cheen laiti ha her khushi, kahien meharban be-hesaab ha,

kahien barkatoon ki hain barshain, kahien tashnagi be-hesaab hai

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MaiN aap apni talaash meiN hooN

Mera koi rahnuma nahiN hai

Woh kya dikhayeNge raah mujhko

Jinhe khud apna pataa nahiN hai

Ye inke mandir, ye inki masjid

Ye zarparastoN ki sajdaagaheN

Agar ye inke khuda ka ghar hai

To inmeiN mera khuda nahiN hai

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Shaam ke ujalo par,

Apny narm hatho sy,

Koe baat achi si,

Koe khawab sacha sa,

Koi bolti kushbu,

Koi Sochta lamha,

Jab bhi likhna chaho gy,

Soch ker daricho sy,

Yaad k hawalo sy,

Mere naam chup chup kar,

Tum ko yaad aay ga,

Hath kaanp jain gy,

Shaam teher jay gi,

Meri Yaad aay gi,

MERI YAAD AAY GI

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Gar shouk hai dil lagane ka,

To kar khidmat dilwalon ki,

Yeh wo doulat nahi jo milti,

Amiron ke khajano main.

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Badalna aata nahi humko mausamo ki tarah

Har ek roop main tera intezar karte hain

Na tum sameet sakogi jise qayamat tak

Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

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Aaj Kuch Waqt Ke Liye Paas Mere Kaash Tum Aajao,

Boht Tanha Hoon Mein Aaj, Kash Tum Aajao,

Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzor Na Hone Diya Maine,

Par Aaj Bikhar Gayi Hoon Mein, Kash Tum Aajao,

Tum se Milte Hi Milta Hai Hosla Har Pal Mujhe,

Chahiye Aaj Baahon Ka Sahara, Kash Tum Aajao

Barson Se G Rahi Hoon Bin Tere Ae Jaan_E_Wafa,

Aaj Nahin Guzar Raha Ek Pal, Kash Tum Aajao,

Waqt Ki Raftaar B Jaise Tham Si Gayi Hai,

Tham Na Jaye Meri Saans Kash Tum Aajao.

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Uski Mohabbat ke abhi nishaan baki hai.

NAam lab par hai aur jaan baki hai.

Kya hau agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai.

Tasalli hai ki shakal ki pehchaan baki hai.

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Kisi Ne Dil Ko Is Kadar Choo Liya.

Ki Hum Kisi Aur Ko Choo Na Sake.

Ham To Chale The Apko Dost Banane Magar.

Aap To Dhadkan Bante Chale Gaye…..

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Ishq k darya main jo bhi doba..phir isko kabhi kinara na mila…or tum nay jisko dost bna k chor dia…phir usko kabhi sahara na mila

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Teri yadon kay sher main, main kho sa gaya hon

Main jab sochta hon tumhain sochta hon

Meri manzil hai bas tu, tu hi meri manzil

Main jab mangta hon tumhain mangta hon

Dakhnay ko bohat kuch maray har taraf hai

Main jab dekhta hon tumhain dekhta hon

Mujhay kushian milain yah milain sirf gham

Main yah zindagee teray sang chahta hon

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PiyaaR “phooloon say pyaar hawa say piyaar akhir kai cheez hai piyaar bataon mein piyaar lafzoon mein

piyaar hotoon mein piyaar Teri her ada mein piyar KiON Hota hia piyaar. Her dil ki murraad hai piyaar dil say dil

ki raha hai piyaar her rishtay ki buniyaad hai piyaar tujh mein piyaar mujh mein piyaar … zindagi ki shorowaat

hai piyaar moat k baad hia piyaar her jahga hai piyaar….. ajj say hahi piyaar kal say tha piyaar.. garz ye k her

pal say hai piyaar Do diloon k beach hota hia piyaar ashiq ko mehbooba say hota hia piyaar Tum ko hai piyaar

mujhay hai piyaar to kiss baat ka hai intezaar.. Aoo saab saath mein karain piyaar.. her piyar k badlay piyaar

nahi her piyaar ka matlaab piyaar nahi ye piyaar na ho to na tum ho na hum.. kisi ki khushi hai piyar to kisi ka

gum hai piyar.. “

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Ye Baat Samaj Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne B Samjai Nai

Me Kese Meethi Baat Karun?

Jab Meethi Cheez Koi Khai Nai,

Ye Chand B Kesa Mamu Ha?

Jab Ammi Ka wo Bhai Nai,

Ye Baat Samaj Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne Samjai Nai,

Q Lambe Baal Hen Bhalu K?

Q Usne Tind Karai Nai?

Kiya Wo B Ganda Baccha Ha,

Ya Jungle Me Koi Naai Nai?

Nani K Shohar Nana Hen

Or Dadi K Shohar Dada Hen,

Q Baji K Shohar Baja Nai?

Ye Baat Samaj Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne Samjai Nai ..

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Iss do pal ki zindgi mey tanhai kyun hai,

Logo ko hamse shikayat kyun hai,

Is dunia mey insaan kam to nahi,

Phir mere saath sirf meri parchai kyun hai…

Bikhrey aansoo k moti hum piro na sake ,

Teri yaad may saari raat so na sake ,

Beh na jaye aansoo main tasvir teri ,

Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake ….!

Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,

Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara,

Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jokado teri kadmo mai..

Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai!

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Baat aisi ho k jajbaat kam na ho,

Khayalaat aisi ho k kabhi gam na ho,

apne dil k kisi kone main bus itni jagah rakhna ,

k wo khali khali lage jab hum na ho….

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kaagaz pe humne zindagi likh di, ashkon se seench kar apni har khushi likh di, dard jab humne ubhara lafzo me, zamane ne kaha wah kya gazal likh di,

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Hotho ki hasi tere naam kar denge, har khushi tujh par kurbaan kar denge, jis din hogi koi kami mere pyaar me, Zindagi ko Maut ke Naam kar denge. ..

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pyar ke deep jalane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

apni jan se jane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

hijar ke gehre zaham mile

tu muj ko ye ihsas hoa

pagal ko samjane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

us ke eshq mien bheeg ke janam

hum ko ye ihsas howa

dil ki baat mien ane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

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Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare, Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare, Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka, Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap Se Shuruat Kare.

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Pyaar kya hota hai? Muje nahi pata. Tum hi kaho…tumne tho kaha main tumse pyaar karti hun jano!! uff zindagi aise kyun hota hai sawal hon tho jawab nahi!…jawab hon tho tum nahi!…meri dil muje vapas kardo, dosti ki shurwat abhi kardo!

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Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye

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Hum tanhai se nahi mehfil se darte hai,

Duniya se nahi khuda se darte hai,

Yu to bohat kuch khoya hai zindagi mein humne,

Na jaane kyu tumhe khone se darte hai!

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raasta sujhayi deta hai

Na manzil dikhayi deti hai

Na lafz zubaan per aate hain

Na dharkan sunayi deti hai

Ek ajeeb si kaifiyat ne

Aan ghera hai mujhe

Ke har surat main

Teri surat dikhayi deti hai

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Kaise karein apne ishq ko bayaan

Koi karta hi nahi aithbaar,

Hai hume jinse mohabbt

Unko hi nahi humse pyaar.

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Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.Swarg

me ho to Apsara bhejo,Aur agar Narak me ho to

aISH KARO

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to

bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,

bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye

Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho

Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

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HUSAN SOHNA ‘RABB ‘ NE TENU DITTA …….KASH……MAINU B SOHNA BNAYA HUNDA ………..KHICH TENU B HUNDI MERE PARTTI ,TERE DIL VICH B PYAR AYA HUNDA .SEHRE BNH DHUKDA TU MERE WEHDE IK DUJE LYI RABB NE BANAYA HUNDA…..

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Gar jo dil ki suno toh haar jaoge,

Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge,

Jaan dene ki baat toh har koi karta hai,

Zindgi banane wala kaha se laoge,

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BAHUT UDAAS HAI KOI TERE JANE SE

HO SAKE TO LAUT KE AA KISI BAHANE SE

TU LAAKH KHAFA SAHI MAGAR EK BAR TO DEKH

KOI TOOT SA GAYA HAI TERE RUTH JANE SE

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Agar

Koi

Galti

Ghustakhi

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tu

Plz

.

.

.

.

Mafi maang lo?.

Me bht rhm dil hun..

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Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.

kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.

Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.

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Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,

Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,

Hum to vaise bhi akele the,

Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.

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Khawab na tute, dil na tute

Aap na hamse ruthe

Baat na tute, saath na chute

Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute

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Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,

Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.

Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,

Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.

I am sorry!!!

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,

Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

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Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,

Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,

Par maan jana manane se,

Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jayenge?

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ROOTH KER KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LAGTY HO

BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye,

Kyon ho humse khafa ye biyan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,

Yun sms na bhejkar humain saza na dijiye

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola

Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

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Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,

Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

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Roshani chand mein hoti hain sitaaro mein nahin,

Mohabat ek se hoti hain haajaro se nahin.

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Hum tumhe chahte hain aise, marne waala koi zindagi chahta ho jaise.

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Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye

jubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye

tum hi kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum

jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye

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CLICK means

C= Cant live with out you

L= Love you so much

I= I miss u so much

C= Care 4 you

K= Kiss from my heart

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Andheri sadak,

Sunsan kabristan,

Suni haweli,

Kala aasman,

Raat hogayi soja shaitan.

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Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho. .itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!

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Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate

aisa nahi ki aap hume yaad nahi aate

mana jahank sb riste anmil hai

pr jo bus jate hai dil mai wo bhulaye nahi jate……

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Agar ap bus pe charhain…..ya phir bus ap pe charhe…

dono martaba ticket apka hi katta hai

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Dil ki awaaz ko izhar kehte hai,

jhuki nigahon ko ikrar kehte hai,

sirf pane ka naam hi ishq nahi,

kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

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Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai ,Andaaz be rukhi kay num kar gaya hai ,Mayat pe mari kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai ,Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya, hai Aana mari kabar par aur parna phir Fatiha Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai.

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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya

Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

*************

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya

Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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Hichkiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho, yaad kar rahe ho ya yaad aa rahe ho

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Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?

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Answer: Pizza hatna mat

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,

Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,

(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai)

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Arz kiya hai… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi

Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi

Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi

or

Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi.

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ek rahen chillu,

ek rahen billu,

chillu 11 me padhat rahen,

billu 12 me padhat rahen,

or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,

u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,, 🙂

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Hospital me vacancy nikli hai

19000 Rs. salary hai

Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he

Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.

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Bhuto sa chehra tera

Chudeel si muskan hai

Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke

kutte bhi hairan hai

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Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha.

Bhow

bhow

bhow

bhow

bhow

bhow

bhow

bho

bhow

bho

bho

bho

haan bilkul aise hi bhonkta tha apke tarah.–)

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Kehte Hain

Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte..

Magar..

1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy

K Is Saal “Load Sheding” Khatam

H0 Jae Gi.

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Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,

Zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,

Vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,

Subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.

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socha na tha kabhi aisi dosti hogi manzilo ke sath rahe v hasti hogi jannat ki galiyo k khwb q dekhu agar hum sare dost sath hoge to narak me bhi masti hogi

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PATHAR PE PATHAR GIRTE HAI UTHATA HAI KOI-KOI,

PYAAR TO SABHI KARTE HAI NIBHATA HAI KOI-KOI…

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rah rah kar aapki yad aaye to mai kya karu. dil se aapka khyal na jaye to mai kya karu sapno mai to roz mulakat hoti hai par nind hi nahi aaye to mai kya karu

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Sabke chehre me wo bat nahi hoti. Thode se andhere se rat nahi hoti. Zindgi me kuch log bahut pyare hote hai. Kya kare unhi se hamari mulakat nahi hoti. I realy Miss u Honey

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Yaad teri bhulaun kaise,

taswir dil se mitaun kaise,

bekarar hun main es kadar ye Zindagi tum bin bitaun kaise ,

jaanu

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dont wait Hasin Chare Par Kabhi Aitbar Na Karna,

Tod Dete He Dil Kabhi Pyar Na Karna…….. He Gujarish Sab Se Meri Mar Javoge,

WO Na Ayenge Kabhi Intjar Na Karna

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Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,

apki aankhe kabhi nam na ho,

meri dua hai ki mile aapko ek smart si “DULHAN” jiska wieght 150 kg se kam na ho!

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Kasur na unka hai na mera,

Hum dono rishton ki rashme nibhate rahe.

Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,

Hum mohabbat to dil me chhupate rahe…

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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,

Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,

Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,

Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

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Vishwas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge,

Agar khuda bhi bulayega to kahe denge,

Dost agar ijazat dega to hi aayenge.

Dosti ek nagama hai jise gungunata hun mai,

Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hun mai,

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log pyar ki karte hai ibadat,

pyar hi khushi hai dete hai nashihat..

pyar zindagi hai,pyar hi shabaab hai..

aapke zanib dosti ka isse bhi uncha khitaab hai..?

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dosti mehfil hai to pyar tanhaee hai….

dosti sohrat hai to pyar rushwaee hai..

dekar jawab main zanibe manjil ko chal diya..

galat hai aap,, usne ye keh diya..

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Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai. Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

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Teray Siwa Kisi ka Talabgaar hum nahi

Phir bhi teri nazar main wafadar hum nahi

Aakhir tu kis khata par hay hum se Naraz

Yeh Dil ka Qusoor hay aur Gunhagar hum nahi

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Duniya ki lahar hai dosti,

Dalti sham ka khula aasman hai dosti,

Jinko samajh me aa jaye to vah malamal,

Varna bina iske bilkul kangal hai dosti.

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Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal

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Aye mera janaza uthane waalo,

Dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,

Agar ho to usse kehna,

Aaj to khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho

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Teray Siwa Kisi ka Talabgaar hum nahi

Phir bhi teri nazar main wafadar hum nahi

Aakhir tu kis khata par hay hum se Naraz

Yeh Dil ka Qusoor hay aur Gunhagar hum nahi

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Khojoge toh har manjil ki raah mil jati hai.

Sochoge toh har baatki wajah mil jati hai.

Zindgi itni majboor bhi nahi…;

Ae Dost…!

Jigar se jiyo,

“Maut b jine ki adaa ban jati hai…!”

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ISHQ or DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman h..

ISHQ meri ruh DOSTI mera iman h..

ISHQ pe kar du fida apni sari ZINDGI..

..Magar DOSTI par mera ISHQ B QURBAAN hai.

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Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,

Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,

Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,

Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.

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Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale

zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi,

uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi,

ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.

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Kamyabi kabhi badi nahi hoti,

Pane wale hamesha bade hote hai.

Darar kabhi badi nahi hoti,

Bharne wale hamesha bade hote hai.

Itihaas ke har panne par likha hai,

Dosti kabhi badi nahi hoti,

Nibhane wale hamesha bade hote hai…

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Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas’

Meri taswir lagaana apni taswir ke paas’

Jab log dekhe use to ye kahe ‘dekho..

Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas.

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O Nahin aayenge patha hai phirbhi unka inthezaar karrahe hain

Bewafaa hain jaankr bhi wafaa karrahe hain

Aisi dillagi khudse karrahe hain k

Zanaaze pe lete hain phir bhi Allah se unke salaamathi ki dua karrahe hain!!!”

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Dil ko aata hai jab bhi Khyaal Unka

Tasvir se puchte hain phir Haal Unka,

Wo kabhi humse pucha karte the Judaai kya hai

Aaj Samajh aaya hai Sawaal Unka”

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Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,

muskura rahe the hum,

par ankho me nami si thi,

saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

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Apni surat ka kabhi didar de,

Tadap raha hun kabhi apna pyar de.

Ek baar muskuara de mere liye,

Fir sanam mujhe jaan se mar de.

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Kafan na dalo mere chehre pe,

Mujhe adapt hai gham me muskurane ki.

Ruk jao aaj ki raat na dafnao,

Meri maut se bani hai muhrat uske aane ki.

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Jis Kisiko Bhi Chaho Woh Bewafa Ho Jata Hai.Sar Agar Jhukao To Sanam Khuda Ho Jata Hai.Jab Talak Kaam Ate Raho Humsafar Kehlate Raho,Kaam Nikal Jaane Par Humsafar Koi Doosra Ho Jata Hai

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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k

Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.

Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho

Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.

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Dil ka rishta hai hamara

Dil ke kone mein naam hai tumhara

Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara

Hum saath nahi to kya hua

Zindgai bhar pyar nibhane ka wada hai hamara ….

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Mere Ishq Me Dard Nahi Thapar Dil Mera Bedard Nahi Thahoti Thi Meri Aankhon Se Neer Ki Barsatpar Unke Liye Ansu Or Pani Me Fark Nahi Tha

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Kaise sukoon paau tujhe dekhne k baad..

Kya gazal sunaau tujhe dekhne k baad..

Aawaz de rahi hai meri zindgi mujhe..

Jaau na jaau main tujhe dekhne ke baad…

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Hum rait pe naam kabhi likhtay nahi;

Rait pe likhay naam kabhi tikhtay nahi;

Loog hamay pathar samajhtay hain;

Par patthar pe likhay naam kabhi mittay nahi!!!!!

*************

Aapse kaha nahi kuch humne…

Magar ahista ahista aapke lafzon per aetebaar karne lage hain…

Aapka dil dharaktha hai tho…

Ahista ahista humme wo dharkane sunaaye dene lagthi hain…

Aapki aankhon mein jo mohabbat hai…

Ahista ahista wo humme nazar aane lagi hai…

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Ahista ahista aapka yakeen karne lage hain….

Ahista ahista aapke kareeb aane lage hain…

Dil tho dene se ghabraathe hain…

Magar ahista ahista aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hain….

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Shayad yeh waqt humse koi chaal chal gaya,

rishta wafa ka aur hi rangon mein dhal gaya,

ashqon ki chandni se thi behtar woh dhoop hi,

uss modd se shuru kare phir se zindagi…

*************

Tapte huve hai dil tadpenge kya kare

Yaden ik jahar hai peete hai kya kare

Tumko har janam me mange.ge bar bar

Tum na suno to tumhi batao kya kare

Phursat mile jo tumko kabhi humse aake mil

Hur pal tum hi tum ho batao ki kya kare

Apni ankhon me chhupa le ya tumhare dil me chhup jayen

Tum hi jab pass na aao to kya karen.

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Oas ki boond si hoti hai betiyan..

sparsh khurdara ho to roti hai betiyan..

roshan karega beta to ek kul ko…

do do kulon ko ki laj hoti hai betiyan…

koi nahi hai ek dusre se kam..

heera agar hai beta..

to sucha moti hai betiyan..

kanton ki rah par yeh khud hi chalti hai…

auron ke liye phool hoti hai betiyan..

vidhi ka vidhan hai..

yahi dunia ki rasam hai..

muthi bhar neer si hoti hai betiyan…

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apse milkar yaad aane lagi wo beethi hui baatein…

Magar ab ahista ahista bhulaane lage hain hum wo dard ka ehsas….

Najaane kyun badal ne lagi hai yeh soch hamaari…

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Sardar toilet me betha tha,

Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..

Now sardar at his best once again..

Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya..

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Sardar ki car se Kabutar takra k behosh ho gaya.

Sardar kabutar ko ghar le gaya or pinjre me rakha.Khana dia,Kabutar jag k bola, AAILA.JAIL ?

Wo Car wala Mar Gaya Kya ?

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One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back

&

Run away.

Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,

He kicked him

&

said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.

Read more: Short Sardar Jokes

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Aik dewar pe likha tha,

“Kutta (Dog) Koora phaink raha hai”

sardar ne wahaeen pr koora phainka

aur hanstay huay bola,

“Koora main sutya! te naam kuttay da lag gea”

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Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata.

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Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa…!

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Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.

Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye…

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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.

Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.

Banta utha or khud nachne laga..

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Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!

Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?

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Santa: So,

you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,

their dog is our dog’s brother.

❤❤❤❤❤❤

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.

Patni:Fir?

Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.

Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?

Santa:Mera BET

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Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

.

.

.

Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Ha

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Ek Din Baharo Ke Phul Murja Jayenge,

Bhul Se Hum Tumhe Kabhi Yaad Aayehge,

Ehsas Hoga Tumhe Mere Pyar Ka,

Jab Bahut Dur Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge…

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Zindagi Naam Hai Bas Ek Is Hi Cheez Ka

Kabhi Paa Ker Bhi Kisi Ko Khona Parhta Hai

Zakham Chahe Jitne Lagen Dil Per Magar

Na Chahte Hue Bhi Yahan Jeena Parhta Hai

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Aandhi Aati Hai,Toofan Chale Jaate Hain

Yaade Rah Jaati Hai,Insaan Chale Jaate Hain!!!

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Eid Ke Din Bhi Majboor The Takdeer Se Hum

Bahut Roye Lagke Gale Teri Tasveer Se Hum!!!

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Aaj Ka Din Bhi Gaya Hume Barbaad Karke

Bahut Roye Hai Hum Tumhe Yaad Karke,

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Shikwa Kisi Aur Se Nahi, Khud Se Hai

Pyar Kisi Aur Se Nahi, Tujhse Hai

Kiska Kasoor Tha, Khuda Ne Saath Na Diya

Shayad Humse Jaltha Tha, Khamosh Reh Gaya

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Ansoon Ko Aankhoon Ki Dehleez Par Laya Na Karo

Apne Dil Ki Halat Kisi Ko Bataya Na Karo,

Log Mutthi Bhar Namak Liye Ghuma Karte Hain

Apne Zakhm Kisi Ko Dikhaya Na Karo!!!

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Yaad Bhi Usski Yeh Kehti Hui Dil Se Nikli,

Aisi Ujjrri Hui Basti Me Bhala Kya Rehna !!!

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Har bar ek azab se dochar kar gaya.

Rasta badal badal k b dekha magar w0 shaks..

Dil mein utar k sari haden par kar gaya…

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pass aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain

hum akele the akele reh jate hain

dil ka dird kis ko dikhaein

marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hain ”

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lekin ye sochta hun k ab tera kya hun main

bikhra para ha tere hi ghar mein tera wajud

bekar mahfilon mein tujhe dhundta hun main..

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Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi ha

Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi ha

Bohat anmol ik heera bhi ha.

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Wo kare bewafai mai sada wafa karon,

meri dosti ne itna sikhaya hai mjhe,

khud mit jaon mager us ke liye dua karon.

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Jab kabhi dosti ki dastaan waqt sunaayega,

Humko bhi koi shaqs yaad aayega,,,,,,,,,,,,

Tab bhool jaayenge zindagi ke gamon ko,

Jab aapke saath guzara har lamha yaad aayega..

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Aye Dost Tune Kya Khoob Dosti Nibhai,

Unke He Haathon Se Apne Takdeer Likhwayi,

Tha Jo Bhrosa Mera Doston Pe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Unhi Doston Ne Aaj Bewafai Nibhai………

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Dil mein tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge

Aankhon mein intezaar ki lakeer chhod jayenge

Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hamein

dosti ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge

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Main jab ek gulap ko dekha,

tab meine tumko dekhe ,

maine tum ko dekhte raha kiun,

Tum gulap se jada khub sundar ho.

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Mere liye meri Manzil ho Tum,

Bekarar ki dawai ho tum,

Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,

Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,

Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,

Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,

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Biswas karo mujhe, tum jaise koi nahi

Tum Dharkane ki tarah

Meri sanson me samah ho

Jisse me jaan se jaada Pyar karta hoon.

Woh ho tum.

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Meri dharkan kehti hai tum meri jaan

Meri ankhe kehti hai tum meri jahan,

Meri maan kehti hai tum mujhe sochti ho

Lekin tum kiun chup ho.

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Jab pehli bar tumhe dekha, tab meri dil ko tumhe touch kia

Jab dobara tumko dekha to mere dil ghabra gayi

Jab 3rd time meine tumko dekha meine pyar karne dur kiya

Lekin jab pyar kiya to tumhe khone ko dard aaya.

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Hontho ne jo loves nahi keh

sakte jo fasana dil ka,

Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.

Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,

ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

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Dharkan adhura hai

Jindagi bekarar hai

Tum bin kya jindagi hai!

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Kal ho na ho

Aaj toh ho

Jo bhi dilo me hai

Usse to mitane do.

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Kal ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,

aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega,

chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..

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Lambhi hai manzil door hai

kinara jane kyu nahi aya aaj sms tumhara

bhul gaye number ya naam hamara

ya koi milgaya humse bi dost pyara..!

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pyar bina

pyar bina kya jeena,

yaar bina kya marna

sabkuch bekar hai

kiun ki me love ki layek hi nahi hoon!

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Mousom baldalta hai to bolke badalta hai,

Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,

Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai

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Wo Pyar meri jaan bana rehta hy,

Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,

Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy

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Pyar ki barsaat liye

Duaaon ki soghat liye

Dil ki gehrayee se

Chand ki roshnai se

Pholon k kaghaz per

Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

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Chandni raat me our bhi ayegi tumhari dard vari yaad

Accha hogi jo faraz so jana sham se pehle.

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Deeiray dheeray mere sanso me sama jata hai koi,

Mujh ko MARI Dilwale bulata hai koi

Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,

Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi

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Pyar main patthar bhi vigal jati ha mom ki tarah

pyar main patthar bhi vigal jati ha mom ki tarah

Tumhari pyar main meri jindagi ki tarah.

Jo tum na mile to me duniya chor chala.

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Phoolo ko main khareed skta hoon

zulf-e-berhem khareed skta hoon

tu jo ger apna bna le much ko

tera her gham khreed skta hoon.

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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash Hai,

Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai,

Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi kiya humney,

Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

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Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.

Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai

Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.

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Abi rat k diye jaley hain

Abi taron k karvaan chaley hain

Abi hawa ne aanchal lehraya hai

Abi chand ne chehra dikhaya hai

Kuch wasal ki bat honey do

Chalo aadhi rat honey do

Is dil ko beqarar hona hai

Tab aankh ne meri sona hai

Phir rat chaley gi bat chaley gi

Phir yadon ki baraat chaley gi

Phir khawab nagar mein basera ho ga

Phir subah talak tu mera ho ga.

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Aapko Lagta Hai Ke Humne Aapko Bhula Rakha Hai

Aap Nahi Jaante Dil Mein Kahi Chupa Rakha Hai

Dekh Na Le In Aankhon Me Aapko Koi

Isliye Palko Ko Bhi zhuka Rakha Hai

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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,

Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,

Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…

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Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai, Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai, Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi, Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

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Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..

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Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho.. Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho.. Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa.. Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..

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Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,

assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

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Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,

tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

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Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,

Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,

Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,

Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari

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Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?

Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

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baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,

je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di

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Assi Pagal twaday picha.

Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,

koi hor pagal sadey pichy,

o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy

ha ha ha!

Sarey pagal aggay pichey

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Wafa k naam se wo anjaan the,

Ksi ki bewafai se shayad pareshan the,

Hum ne wafa pani chahi to pata chala,

Hum khud bewafa k naam se badnaam the

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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,

Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,

Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,

Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

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Yaadon Mainhain Tu Aur Teri Sadagi, Kitni Haseen Hain Ye Pal Intizar Ki.

Sochte Hain Hume Tum Kab Milogi, Milke Sikwa Saari Humse Karogi.

Maasum Lage Mujhe Har Baate Teri, Muskurade U Banalu Apni Zindagi.

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Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,

Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,

Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,

Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.

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Aankhon mein hai aapka chehra

Dil-ki dhadkano pe aapka pehra

Aapko pata nahi humara pyaar hai kitna gehara!

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mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho

zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho

tumhe ho naa jaye mohabbat to kehna

zara humse nazrain mila kar to dekho

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Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain.

Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain,

Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain.

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Lafzon mein keh na saka

Palkon se chup na saka

Bin kehkar reh na saka

Najane kya baat hai

Har pal khabon mein aapki hi yaad hai

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Aapko dekha to yakeen hota hai

Keh koi itna bhi haseen hota hai

Dekh hi pate hain kahan aapko

Dil kahin to hosh kahin hota hai

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Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon

Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon

Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye

Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

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Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,

Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,

aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

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Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,

Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,

Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,

Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

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Mujko Rula Kar Dil Uska Bi Roya To Hoga,

Uski Ankho Par Bi Aansu Aaya To Hoga,

Agar Na Kiya Kuch Haasil Hamne Pyar me,

Kuch na Kuch Usne Bi Khoya To Hoga….

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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,

Besharam tum ho to sharmile hum bhi nahi.

Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ke shadishuda ho…

Tho kya hua Darling…Kunware hum bhi nahin!

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Tujhe kya pata kya guzaratee hai mujh per,

Tu to mujhe dariya mein chod ke kinare se dekhtee hain;

Sahil bhi tera gulam hai aur lehrein bhi,

Dono bhi muzje bachaney se pehle tujh-se poochtee hain..

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Ab To Ye Chandni Bhi Hamein Jalati Hai

Bhari Mehfile Bhi Thanhayi Sathati Hai

Jab Se Tum Door Gaye Ho Humse

Humari Aankhein Har Pal Dab-Dabati Hai..

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Har Din Hy

Mohabbat Ka Har Raat Mohabbat Ki,

Hum Ehl-E-Mohabbat Hyn

Hr Baat Mohabbat Ki,

Hum Dard K Maro’n

Ka Itna Sa Hawala Hy,

Tanhai Hy Ghar

Apna Or Zaat

Mohabbat Ki,

Seenay Mein

Utarty Hyn Alfaz Mohabbat K,

Aankho’n Se Barasti Hy Barsaat

Mohabbat Ki. . .

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Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,

Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,

Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…

Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.

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Kisi ne Allama Iqbal se pocha “aqal ki intiha kya hy.?” jawab mila:”Hairat” phir pocha gaya: hairat ki intaha? Jawab mila “ishq” “ishq ki intiha kya hy?” farmaya: “Ishq la intiha hy, es ki koi intiha nahi” Sawal karne wale ne kaha: “magar aap ne likha hy, ‘Tere ishq ki intiha chahta hon”

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Bura Dost ‘koila’ jesa hota hay Jab ‘koila’ Garam hota hay To Hath jala deta hay Or jab ‘koila’ Thanda hota hay to Hath kala kar deta hai

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¤pani bano jo apna rasta khud bnata hy¤ ¤Pathar na bano jo dosron ka rasta rok lyta hy¤

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¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib bayan karta hy wo yakenan dusron se tmhari burai bhi bayan karta hy¤

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¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan dur na ki jaen to wo nafraton ma tabdil ho jati hain¤

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Jee krta hy aap k pass aaon, Aap k pass aa k ruk jaun Na baithu na bolun Bas Aapki Ankhon me Kinu ka chilka nichor k bhag jaon

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Koi tumhara dil dukhaye to naraz na hona Q k ye qudrat ka Qanun hai K jis darakht k pas ziyada metha phal hota he Usey log ziada PATHR marte hn…!

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Meri qismat mein bhi aisa koi sajda kar de..! Jo mere saare gunahon ka madava kar de..! Saari dunya se chura kar, mujhe APNA kar de..! Meri mitti ko Khudaya sona kar de..! Main Tera chahne wala hun mgar hai hasrat… Jin ko TU chahta hai mujh ko bhi Waisa kar de..! Ek nazar Apny

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain

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Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoonmaa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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jee to yeh chahta hai k ???duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon . . . . . Magar baad main socha KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

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1 pathan pani pe rah tha.. .. . . . Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe??

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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai… Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karnaWarnaGADHA mar jayega

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Rs. 500 k recharge pe Rs. 5000 ka Talk Time Aur 11yrs ki validity Call 1 paisa/min 60000 sms free!4 details Plz log on 2www.inni-vi-lutt-nai-pai.com

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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.

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Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha

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Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.2nd Child: Why?1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

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Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoonmaa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon? handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon

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Bush nain osama ko pakarnay kay liyay 500 kutay mangway hain, 499 aa gay hain 1 rah gya hay sms partay hi niklo

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Narazgi ka sababto puch liya karo

duniya lakh ho yad to kar liya karo

mat rakho besha har pal ki khabar

zinda hai ya nahi itna to puch liya karo

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Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

n ss!w I

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Door hi sahi,

kinara to hai,

timtimata hi sahi,

sitara to hai..

Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli

tinka hi sahi.. Sahara to hai..

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Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai

Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai

teri yad aise me boht aati hai

chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!

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Khushi se, dil ko aabad karna

Aur gham ko dil se azad Karna

Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke

Hame bhi din mein ek bar yaad karna.

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Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.

Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.

Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balance ki trah.

Par tum busy na rehena network ki trah.

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Har mulakat ko yaad hum karte hai

Kabhi chahat kabhi judai ki aah bharte hai

Yun to roj tumse sapno mein bat karte hai par

Fir se agli mulakat ka intzar karte hai.

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Dur hote huye bhi Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,

Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,

Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,

Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap…

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Pal Se Pal Tak,

Subho Se Shaam Tak,

Din Se Raat Tak,

Kal Se Aaj Tak,

00:00am Se

12:00pm Tak,

Sunday Se

Sunday Tak

Janury Se December Tak

Neend Se Khuwaab Tak

Zameen Se Aasman Tak

Aar Se Paar Tak

Is Kinaray Se Us Kinaray Tak

Yahan Se wahan tak

I

Missssssssss U

I Miss you So Much

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Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi.

Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi.

Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz,

Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi.

happy wedding anniversary

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Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute

Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe

Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki

Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute

“Happy Anniversary”

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Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad,

Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad,

Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain,

Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad,

Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain ,

kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad,

meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay,

Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad…

Happy Anniversary!

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aap dono ko shadi ki varshagath ki bahut bahut shubhkaamnaye.aapke jivan me sada khushiya rahe aur dukho ke liye koi jagah na ho

happy wedding anniversary

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aasha hai ki jo pyar aap dono ke beech tha wo aaj bhi hai

aur aapko dher sari khushiyan bhi de raha hai

happy wedding anniversary

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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?

Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY

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Shadi kernay aur mobile

kharidnay k baad aik hi baat

ka afsos hota hay kaash

thori dair aur ruk jaatay

to acha model mil jata

HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY

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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,

yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,

jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

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Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,

vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,

ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,

phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

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Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,

woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,

woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,

hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi…

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Gham Me Hasne Walo Ko Kabhi Rulaya Nahi Jata,

Lehro Se Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata,

Hone Wale Ho Jate Hain Khudhi Dil Se Apne,

Kisi Ko Kehkar Apna Banaya Nahi Jata

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Socha Tha Na Karenge Kisi Se Dosti,

Na Karenge Kisi Se Vaada,

Par Kya Kare Dost Mila Itna Pyara Ki Karna Pada Dosti

Ka Vaada

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Waqt Guzarta Raha Par Sanse Thami Si Thi,

Muskura Rahe The Hum,

Par Ankho Me Nami Si Thi,

Saath Hamare Ye Jahan Tha Sara,

Par Na Jaane Kyu Tumhari Kami Si Thi

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Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare, Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare, Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka, Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap Se Shuruat Kare.

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Mujhe duniya se kya lena

Tera dil Mera Watan hoga,

Maronga Tere Hussn Par

Tera Anchal Mera kafan hoga

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Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye

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pyar ke deep jalane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

apni jan se jane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

hijar ke gehre zaham mile

tu muj ko ye ihsas hoa

pagal ko samjane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

us ke eshq mien bheeg ke janam

hum ko ye ihsas howa

dil ki baat mien ane wale

kuch kuch pagal hote hay

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Yu Sulaghte Hai Dhuye Me Har Dum,Rukh Lete Hai Mehkhane Ki Ourr Hum,Hansa Jate Hai Lamhe Tere Saath Ke,Aur Tadpa Dete Hai Pal Woh Judaai Ke.

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Aaj Mere Dard Ki Inteha Hone De,Mat Rok Mujhe Jee Bhar Rone De,Nahi Manjur Zindagi Tere Pyaar Ke Bagair,Aaj Mujhe Mout Ki Bahon Me Sone De

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Nigahen Mila Ker Kiya Dil Ko Zakhmi,Adaayen Dikha Ker Sitam Dha Rahi Ho,Wafaoo Ka Khub Badla Diya Hai,Tadapta Hua Chod Ker Jaa Rahi Ho.

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Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachchai maar dalegi,

Kisi ko mohabbat ki gaherai maar dalegi,

Karke mohabbat koi nahi bachega,

Jo bach gayaa use tanhaai maar dalegi…

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Zindagi ka matlab aapne bata diya,

Har gam ka matlab aapne samjha diya.

Aap to Ro-kar bhi apne gamon ko halka na kar sake,

Humne Khushi ki aaadh mein apne ghamon ko chupa liya

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Zindagi mein naye log hardum milenge,

Kaheen jyada to kaheen kam milenge,

Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,

Mumkin nahin har jagah tumhein ‘HUM’ milenge

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A moja-e-hawa to he bata

wo dost hamra kaisahai?

jo bhool chuka hai hamain kab say

wo jann say say pyara kasi HAI

kya us k jeewn amhon mein…

koi lamha mara bee hai

kia us ki jaagte aankhyon mein…

mare yaad ab b baaqi hai

AGER ASA NAHEE TO…

to tu hi bata

hum yad usay ku karty hai

wo hum a bachar ……

ka khush ha ….AGER

to pal pal hum q marty hai….

A MOJ_E_HAWA TU HE BATA

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Mai Apne Ruthe Hue Dost Ko Manau Kaise, Ruthane Wale Tu Meri Khata Likh Dena.Juda Hoke Tujhse Hum Shayad Jee Lenge,Makhamali Hatho Se Bas Apni Ek Ada Likh Dena.Tum To Kahte The Tere Bin Na Jee Sakenge,Akele Kaise Jee Rahe Ho Ye Jara Likh Dena!.

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Dil K Itna Karib Aa Gaye Tum Lagta Hai Yun Dil Me Sama Gaye Tum Ab To Dard Mein Bhi Muskurate Hai Hum Jane Kaun Sa Khwab Dikha Gaye Tum

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zamaney see nahee ham tanhayee see dartee hay’ pyaar see nahee hum roosvayee see dartee hay’milnee koo dil bahoot chahtha hay leeken’ milnee kee bad ham teere judayee see dartee hay

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Ankhon ki zuban woh samaj nahi pate hooton se hum kbhi kuch keh nahi pate Apni Bebasi hum kis tarah kahe koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

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WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE

KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN

HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE

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Gulshan Ka Har Khuwaab Baharoon Main Qaid Hai,

Lagta Hai Dariya Bhi Kinaroon Main Qaid Hai,

Ab Usski Yadoon Say Nikla Nahiin Jata,

Koi Hai Jo Dil Ki Diwaroon Main Qaid Hai.

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Ek Khushboo Gulab Kay Saath,

Thori Si Hansi Har Baat Kay Saath.

Ek Yaad Mulaqat Kay Saath,

Naya Mausam Thori Si Barsaat Kay Saath.

Hamaisha Khush Raho,

Meri “DUA” Kay Saath.

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Chaho Aap jise chahat se zyada.

Sapne dekho aap jiske nind se zyada.

Mango aap jise mannat se zyada.

Khuda kare wo bhi aapko pyar kare

apni “SAANSO”se jyada.

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Kisi ki chahat ka tum emtehan na lena,

Jo nibha na sako toh wada na dena,

Jise tumhare bina jine ki aadat na ho,

Usko jyada jine ki dua na dena…

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Aashiq ne pucha khuda se,

Tune duniya ko pyaar ka dushman kyu bana diya?

Khuda bola aashiqo ne kaunsa mere saath accha kiya,

Unhone ne bhi toh yaar ko khuda bana diya…

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Har kadam pe aapka ehsaas chahiye,

Mujhe aapka saath apne paas chahiye,

Khuda bhi ro pade hamari judai se,

Aisa ek rista khaas chahiye.

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Hum tumhe pyaar karte hai itna,

Tumko kya pata kitna,

Baarish agar hoti hai bahar,

Such kaheta hoon, dekhlo paani ki boond hai jitna…

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Khata ho gayi hai to saja suna do,

Dil me itna dard kyo hai wajah bata do,

Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur,Lekin,

Tumko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do !

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Chuu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kr,

Jee Le Zindgi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kr,

Taqdir Badal Jaye Gi Apne Aap Hi Mere D0ST

Muskurana Seekh Le Waja Ki Talash Na Kr

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Har Din Hy

Mohabbat Ka Har Raat Mohabbat Ki,

Hum Ehl-E-Mohabbat Hyn

Hr Baat Mohabbat Ki,

Hum Dard K Maro’n

Ka Itna Sa Hawala Hy,

Tanhai Hy Ghar

Apna Or Zaat

Mohabbat Ki,

Seenay Mein

Utarty Hyn Alfaz Mohabbat K,

Aankho’n Se Barasti Hy Barsaat

Mohabbat Ki. . .

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Bas Itni MOHABBAT Kafi Hai

Bas Itni MOHABBAT Kafi Hai,

Tum Hans K Milo Pholon Ki Tarha,

Din Raat Katein Khuwabon Ki Tarha,

Awara Hawa Lehra K Chaly,

Lehra K Chale Jab Shaam Dhaly,

Ek Pairr Tale Tum Hans K Milo,

Bas Itni MOHABBAT Kafi Hai,

Tum Sath Raho Saanson Mein Raho,

Tum Paas Raho Baahon Mein Raho,

Tum Dil Mein Raho Dharkan Ki Tarha,

Khuwabon Mein Raho Yaadon Ki Tarha,

Bas Itni MOHABBAT Kafi Hai

K Tum Hans K Milo Apno Ki Tarha..!

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Phir Yaad Teri Aai

So Baar Chaman Mehka.

So Baar Bahar Aai.

Dunya Ki Wahi Ronaq.

Dil Ki Wahi Tanhai.

Yeh Raat Ki Khamoshi.

Yeh Aalam-E-Tanhai.

Phir Dard Utha Dil Mein.

Phir Yaad Teri Aai.

Is Alam-E-Veran Mein.

Kya Anjuman Araai.

Do Roz Ki Mehfil Hai.

Ek Umar Ki Tanhai.

Har Dard-E-Mohabat Se Uljha Hai Gham-E-Hasti.

Kya Kya Hamain Yaad Aaya.

Jab Yaad Teri Aai.

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Mohabbat Khwab Hoti Hai

Mohabbat Baat Hoti Hai

Agar Koi Pooch Baithay To

Mohabbat Raaz Hoti Hai

Machalti Hwi Umangon Ka

Suhana Sath Hoti Hai

Agar Koi Dhoondna Chahe To

Mohabbat Nayab Hoti Hai

Mohabbat Yun B Hoti Hai

Karb’e Zaat Hoti Hai

Mohabbat Phool Hai Shyad

Ghumoon Ki Dhool Hai Shayad

Kisi K Sath Hai Shayad

Chamkti Raat Hai Shayad

Mohabbat Pur Sukoon B Hai

Magar Betaab Hoti Hai

Agar Na Mile To

Mohabbat Azab Hoti Hai…….

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Marne per Jannat mile na mile,

Ye huwa ye fiza mile na mile,

Dosti me kasar kabhi mat chhodna,

Kya pata agle janam hum mile na mile !

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Aankho mai arman diya karate hai ;

Ham sabaki Nind Chura liya karate hai :

Ab jab jab aapki palke Zukengi ;

Samaj lena ham aapako yaad kiya karate hai :

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Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,

Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki

Pyar andha hota hai.

Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,

Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.

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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,

Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.

Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho,

Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.

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Baris ki har boond kahrehi hai tujhse

Mere dil ke aafsane.

Tu bhi karti hai mujhse pyar

Khirki khol to jane.

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Daar usse kehte hain,

Jo dil pe cha jaye

Aashiq usse kehte hai,

Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.

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Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,

Subha ko sach, raat ko sapna samjho,

Bhulana chahate ho sabhi gamo ko to,

Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.

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Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,

Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,

Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,

Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein…

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Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi

Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha

Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka

Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha..

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Kisi ki chahat ka tum emtehan na lena,

Jo nibha na sako toh wada na dena,

Jise tumhare bina jine ki aadat na ho,

Usko jyada jine ki dua na dena…

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Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana,

Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hume na bhool jana.

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Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain…Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain..

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rah rah kar aapki yad aaye to mai kya karu. dil se aapka khyal na jaye to mai kya karu sapno mai to roz mulakat hoti hai par nind hi nahi aaye to mai kya karu

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Taras gaye hain hum aapke paas aane ke liye, Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse dosti nibhane ke liye, Hum Yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yaad dilane ke liye.

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zindagi hai to khwab hain, khwab hain to manzilen hain, manzilen hai to raste hain, raste hain to muskilen hain, muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA

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Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain…Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain…

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Dhalti raat ka khula ehsas hai,

Mere dil me teri jagah kch khas hai,

Ae jaanu tum nai ho yahan mujhe malum hai

Par dil kahta hai, ki tu dil ke paas hai.

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Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei

Ek nazar ki talaash hai,

Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi

Jiski mujko talaash hai

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Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,

Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai

Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai

Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

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Kajal banke teri aankho mein samane ki tamanna hai,

Dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna hai,

Yun to haasil hai zamane ki har cheez mujhe,

Sirf ek baar tujhe apna banane ki tamanna hai.

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Na jane uss par itna yakin kyon hai,

Uska khayal bhi itna hasin kyon hai,

Suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai to

Ankhon se nikla aansu itna namkin kyo hai?

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Suna hai mohabbat usay duaen dete hai

Jo chot to khaye magar gila na karay.

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Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana,

Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hume na bhool jana.

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Aaj Kuch Waqt Ke Liye Paas Mere Kaash Tum Aajao,

Boht Tanha Hoon Mein Aaj, Kash Tum Aajao,

Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzor Na Hone Diya Maine,

Par Aaj Bikhar Gayi Hoon Mein, Kash Tum Aajao,

Tum se Milte Hi Milta Hai Hosla Har Pal Mujhe,

Chahiye Aaj Baahon Ka Sahara, Kash Tum Aajao

Barson Se G Rahi Hoon Bin Tere Ae Jaan_E_Wafa,

Aaj Nahin Guzar Raha Ek Pal, Kash Tum Aajao,

Waqt Ki Raftaar B Jaise Tham Si Gayi Hai,

Tham Na Jaye Meri Saans Kash Tum Aajao.

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Apni dharkanø se kuch aisay mera naam Lø,

Ye waqt ruk jaye is lamhay kø thaam Lø,

Teri aankhøn main jhalak hai aisee mere Pyar ki,

Saahil Pe jaisay dhalti haseen shaam hø,

Lafzøn se høta nahi izhar humse Pyar ka,

Bs meri aankhøn mai dekh kr khud kø Pehchaan Lø,

Jaisy tarsta hai sehra shabnm k chøønay kø,

Kbi waisy RAB se tm b mje mang Lø

Apni dharkanø se kuch aisay mera naam Lø,

Yeh waqt ruk jaye is lamhay kø tham Lø…

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Badalna aata nahi humko mausamo ki tarah

Har ek roop main tera intezar karte hain

Na tum sameet sakogi jise qayamat tak

Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

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Nazar Ne Nazar Se Mulakaat Kar Rahe Dono Ekdam Khamoshh Phir Bhi Baat Kar Li Kuchh Samay Baad Mohabbat Ki Fizaa Ko Tab Jaana Jab Khud Ko Akela Paaya Aur Tab Meri Inn Aankhon Ne Roe Roe Kar Barsaat Kar Li!

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Kashti chali samandar mein mil jayega kinara…

Is SMS se poochh lena aap ke bina kiya haal hai humara?

Hum aap ko itna yaad karte hain jitna aap hamein yaad karte hain.

Farq sirf itna hai ki hum yaad karke SMS karte hain aap SMS pedh kar yaad karte hain

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Lafzo me kya tarif karu aapki,

Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge,

Jub log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge,

Meri aankho me aye JAANU sirf tum nazar aoge.

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Usne mujse pucha,

Kya had hai teri mohbbat ki.

Maine kaha “Mohbbat ki koi had nahi hoti.

Jo hadon me reh jaye wo mohbbat nahi hoti.

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Aapko Her Pal Dil Yaad Karta Hai,

Dharkan Ban Ye Sine Mein Dharkta Hai,

Bas Aapko Hi Ye Aankhen Deke Ye Fariyad Karya Hai,

Na Aoge Ye Janata Hai Dil,

Phir Bhi Aapse Milne Ki Dua Karta Hai,

Kyonki Pyar To Pyar Hota Hai…

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Labon Pe Bulbul Ke Taraana Aa Jaaye,

Bahaaron Ka Fir Wo Zamaana Aa Jaaye.

Badi Aarzoo Hai Seene Mein,

Ik Pal Ke Liye Mera Deewaana Aa Jaaye…

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Dil Mein Ho Sachchi Chah Toh,

Zindgi Khud Be Khud Byan Hoti Hai,

Kal Kisne Dekha Jiyo Toh,

Har Pal Mein Hee Jaan Hoti Hai…

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Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….

itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….

hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….

maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!

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Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar

koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta

teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane

tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta..

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Kabhi Laga Wo Hume Sata Rahe He,

Kabhi Laga ke Wo karib Aa Rahe He,

Kuch Log Hote He Ansuo ki Tarh He,

Pata Hi Nahi Lagta sath De Rahe

He ya Chod ke ja Rahe Hai..

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Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin

teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin

mein hu phool tere gulshan ka

tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..

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DiL Me Chipi Yado Se Sawaru Tuje

Tu Dikhe To Apni Ankho Me Utaru Tuje

Tere Naam Ko Mere Labo Par Aise Sajaya hai

So Bhi Jau To Khwabo Me Pukaru Tuje..

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Kabhi Sham Dhale Jab Hum Mile

Na Din Dhale Na Raat Ho

Ye Aarzoo Din Raat Ho

Ye Zindgi Tere Sath Ho..

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Mat muskurao itna ki phulon ko bhi khabar lag jaye

ke kare wo tumhari tareef

aur tumhe nazar lag jaye

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Jeene ki usane hume nai ada di hai,

Khus rahne ki usane dua di hai,

Aey Khuda usako sara jaha dena,

Jisane apne dil me hume jagah di hai !

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Marne per Jannat mile na mile,

Ye huwa ye fiza mile na mile,

Dosti me kasar kabhi mat chhodna,

Kya pata agle janam hum mile na mile !

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Tum Mohabbat ka jazba bana lo mujhe,

Dil de kar dil me basa lo mujhe,

Meri ahiqui mangti hai Tumse,

Tum dil me kahi chuppa lo mujhe !

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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…

maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

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Insan b kia shay hy:

Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy

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Phr sehat ko wapis pane k liye apni dolat khota hy

Mustaqbil ko soch k apna hal zaya krta hy

Phr mustaqbil me apna mazi yad kr k rota hy

Jita aese hy jese kbi mare ga hi nhi

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Mar aese jata hy jese kbi jiya hi nhi.

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Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,

par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi

rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara

par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi

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Muddat say koi shakas rulany nahi aaya,

jalti hoi aankhon ko bujhany nahi aaya,

kahta tha sath jiyain or marain gay,

aaj akila hon to manany nahi aaya.

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Ye arzu thi k aisa b kuch huwa hota,

Meri kami ne tuje b rula diya hota,

Mai lowt aatha teri simat ek lamhe main,

Tere labon ne maira naam tu liya hota.

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Mery Qareeb Nhi Mjhse Juda Bi Nhi

Yeh Raz Mgar UnPr khula Bi nhi

Suna Hy UnKo Pasand Agai Hy Khamoshi hmari

Is Khayl Se Hum Ne Kuch Kaha hi nhi

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Kuch beete hue lamhon se mulakat hui,

Kuch bhule hue sapno se bat hui ,

Yaad jo karne baith un tamam yadon ko

to apki hi yadon se shrovat hui,

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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,

is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,

aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,

par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

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Bag bagiche bahot dekhe humne,

Magar dekhi “SAWAN” jaisi hariyali,

Aur “DOST” to bahut mile hume “life” me,

Magar mili na kisise ap jaisi “KHUSHIYALI”…

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Rangon se bhra tyohar aane wala ha kal,

Kya muje rangne tum ayoge kal,

Sham ne to rang dia tha “RADHA” ko es pal,

Hum dono bhi khelenge rangon se ayoge na kal.

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Khata ho gayi hai to saja suna do,

Dil me itna dard kyo hai wajah bata do,

Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur,Lekin,

Tumko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do

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Har Din Hy Mohabbat Ka Har Raat Mohabbat Ki, Hum Ehl-E-Mohabbat Hyn Hr Baat Mohabbat Ki, Hum Dard K Maro’n Ka Itna Sa Hawala Hy, Tanhai Hy Ghar Apna Or Zaat Mohabbat Ki, Seenay Mein Utarty Hyn Alfaz Mohabbat K, Aankho’n Se Barasti Hy…

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Lehro Se Milkar Na Woh Beh Sake Na Hum, Ek Duje Ke Dil Me Na Woh Reh Sake Na Hum, Jeet Lete Aasma Ek Din Lekin, Palkon Ki Khamoshi Ko, Hothon Se Na Woh Keh Sake Na Hum…

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Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,

Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,

Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,

Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

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Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,

Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,

Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,

Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.

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Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,

Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,

Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,

Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.

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Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai,

hamne kaha dard kabul hai!

Sabne kaha dard ke saath ! ji na paoge,

Hamne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabul hai!

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Phool hai gulaab ka

husn hai janaab ka

Tasveer tairee mairay dil main hai

Phir faida kia is naqaab ka

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Humko tumse pyar hai,

Jiya bekarar hai,

Aaja mera Bulbul…

Tera Intezer hai!!

Yeh mera nahi…

Aapka liya Central Zoo mai rehnawale Aap ke Doston ka Fariyad Hai!

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Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,

Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..

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Mere Dil Ki Har Dharkan Tumhare Liye Hai

Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai

Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko Churane Ke Liye Hai

Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai

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Sazaa dene waale razaa puchte hai

Jine ki humse vajah puchte hai

Dete hai khud hi zehar humko aksar

Phir kitna hua hai asar puchte hai ali

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toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay

magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga

tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar

tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga

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Hasino Ne Hasin Bnke Gunah Kia Auro Ko To Thik Humko B Tabah Kia Pesh Kia Jab Gazalo Me Unki Bewafai Ko Auro Ne To Thik Unhone B Wah Wah Kia.

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Koi anjaan bhi kabhi apna sa lagta hai,

Bhula na payenge, aisa koi sapna sa lagta hai,

Yaadein to bohot hain is dil main,

Magar pyaar wahi hai,

Jo kisi ki aankh se yaad baha sakta hai.

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Bina tu kaise jeena,

Jaldi mera paas aana,

Pyaar se gale lagana,

Dil se pyaar karna,

Mujhe dil mein basana,

Zindagi saath nibhana,

Mujhe teri saath mein hai jeena.

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Wo jo ek Bandhan bandha tha

Piyar ka Tum ne

Us ka kuch mat Khayal karo

Aazad ho Tum

Aazad Raho

Hum to Duaa kartey they so

kartey hi Rahaingey

Jub tak bhi ab Yaad raho

” Aabad Reho”

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khusi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko apni sharto par jite hai khusi unhe milti hai jo dusro ki khusi ke liye apni zindgi ke mayne badal dete hai

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Hamne bhi kisi se pyar kiya tha thoda nahi besumar kiya tha meri duniya hi ujad gayi jab usne kaha bhai sahab hamne to majak kiya tha

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Faasla Na Rahe Ye Dua Kijiyega

H Taqaza Wafa Ka To Wafa Kijiyega

Aur To Kch Nai Mangte Hum Tumse

Bas Uthe Hath Apke

To Mere Liye B DUA Kijiyega

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Zindgi Ka Sach

Kbhi Kisiki Filings K Sath Mat Khelo Ho Skta He Ap Khel Jeet Jao

Par Ye Pakka He Ki Us Insaan Se Hamesha Ke Liye Haar Jaoge.

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god askd man”whats ur wish? Man ” god please give me my bacheler days bach; ‘god laughed n said; ‘beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi

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Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,

Dulhan Ko Nahi?

Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.

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Tcher 2 Stdt-Beta Ans sheet pr sabse phle kya likhna chahiye?

St-IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK H JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi H or

Yadi koi sambandh hai to wo co-incidence hoga..

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Gabbar ne sholey film me thakur ke haath Q kate the nahi pata Q ki thakur Gabbar ko sms nahi karta tha baki samajhdar ko ishara kafi hai

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nakaam si koshis kiya karte hai

hum hai ki unse pyar kiya karte hai

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Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,

Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,

Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,

Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

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Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,

kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,

dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai

nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

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Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,

Humko bhool paoge kaise,

Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,

Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?

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Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei

Ek nazar ki talaash hai,

Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi

Jiski mujko talaash hai

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Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,

Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,

Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,

Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.

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Hum tumhe pyaar karte hai itna,

Tumko kya pata kitna,

Baarish agar hoti hai bahar,

Such kaheta hoon, dekhlo paani ki boond hai jitna…

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Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege

tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege

dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann

tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege..

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Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai

ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai

iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai

mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai

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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??

Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?

Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…

Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

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ye baat galat lagegi, lekin jab gahrayi aor anubhav ki kasauti par dekhege toh samajh me aayega. Ham bina kaaran prem karte hi nahi, aor sacche prem me kaaran hota hi nahi.

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Santa 1st time plane me baitha.

Plane runway pe chal raha tha.

Tabhi Santa ne pilot ko SLAP mara aur bola:

Sale, mai Late ho raha hun aur tu By road ja raha hai?

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santa-agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi

banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki

bhi dikh jayengi

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Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta?

Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo… te mai leli…

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Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?

Banta : Birla Cement

Santa : Kyun?

Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.

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Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye. Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

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SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai?

ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu.

santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya

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santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha

banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay. itni lassi tera baap piyega

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Santa apnyi premika se kheta hai hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye

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bunta sukhe talab me boat chala rha tha.

santa :- Aise isnehi nam kharab kar rakha hai.

Agar mujhe tairna ata to wahi jake marta sale ko.

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha

Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola-

Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do…

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UDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.

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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .

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santa-agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi

banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki

bhi dikh jayengi

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santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .

banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?

santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.

banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.

santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?

banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.

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banta apni behan k sath jaa raha tha, itne mai uski behan ka rumal gir gaya, ek aadmi aaya aur banta se bola, bantaji aapki wife ka rumal gir gaya, to banta bola sale wife to hogi teri, meri to behan hai.

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Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai

tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega

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Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,

Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak

patak ke rone lage!

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Barsenge……..

Barsenge……..

Barsenge……..

Barsenge……..

Kal phir barsenge

Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye

hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

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Teri muskan hamari kamzori hai,

keh na para hamari majburi hai,

tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,

kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

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Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar

aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill

bharne teri SAAS aayegi?

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itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooanga

ab agar aur dua dogi to mar jauanga.

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Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main shor dain, hum woh nahi

jo tum se nata shor dain , hum woh hain, ke ager teri sanse

ruk jae,to tuj se apni sanse jorh dain.

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Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky,

strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like HUM and sweet like tum

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Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante

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What’s True Bravery?

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To arrive home..

Fully Drunk..

Late night out.

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Mom waiting with a Jhadu

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You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho..!!

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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao…

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Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?

“Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!”

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Bania market jata hai underwear

purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear

dikhaao, party wear nahin.

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Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.

Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!

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Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:

Very Sweet Kid!!!

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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

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Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,

kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,

hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,

jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge.

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Mera dil hai HUGE,

Isse mat karna USE,

Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,

Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.

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Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein

aap yaad nahi aate,

mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,

par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate.

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Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,

fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,

na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,

yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta.

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Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,

mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,

koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,

kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai.

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Uski Ankho Me Koi Dukh Basa Hai Shyad,

Yaa Muje Khud Hi Veham Sa Laga He Shayad,

MaiNe Pucha Khush Ho Tum?

Ponch Ker Aanso, Kaha UsNe , HAA SHAYAD..

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wo ashq bhi hame kuchh kam nahi pyare

aapko yaad karke jo aaye akhon me hamare

kurban lakh khushiyan yaar ese dard par

jo mila hai hamko ishq me tumhare.

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Teri yaad mein deewane hoke hum chale,

Duniya ko bhool mastaane hoke hum chale.

Tu kya jaane is dil ka haal kya hai,

Hum kya the aur kya hoke hum chale.

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Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar

kaun gali mein aya hai ,

kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,

khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho

Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai

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Veeran Hai Dil, Tanhaaiyon Ki Bahar Hai Tere Yandon Ke Kanty, Bas Yahi Kuch Ab Sath Hai Tum Gai Sath Mai Chale Gai Hai Najare Najaro Mai Bas Ab Sirf Tera Intzaar Hai..

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Intezaar Ke Lamhe Sholey Mein Badalne Lage Hain, Hum Unka Intezaar Karne Lage Hain, Woh Aayi Nahi Abhi Tak Samay Bahot Ho Gaya Hain, Ab To Hum Ghadi Se Bhi Sharminda Ho Gaye Hain

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Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya

Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya,

Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye,

Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye,

Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.

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Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako

Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,

Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako,

Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai,

Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.

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Suna hai khuda ke darbar se, Suna hai khuda ke darbar se

Kutch farishtey farar ho gaye, Kutch to vapas chale gaye

Aur kutch hamare yaar ho gaye!

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Khusbu teri muje mehka jati hai,

Teri har baat muje behka jati hai,

Sans ko bahut der lagti hai aane mein,

Har sans se pehle teri yaad aa jati hai.

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Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota

‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,

Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay

Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha.

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Haseen chehre par….

Haseen chehre par,

Kabhi aetbaar na karna,

Tod dete hai dil,

Kabhi pyaar na karna,

Hai guzarish doston se meri,

Mar jaoge woh na aayenge,

Kabhi intezaar na karna.

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Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai.

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Chaahat ke dariya meinkoi kismat vaala hi dhoobta hai

Paar vo hi hota hai jo har mushkil ka saamna kare

Ae pyar karne vaalo peechey na hatna kabhi

Chaahe laakh sitam zamaan kare….

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Sitaro Ko Ankho Me Mahefus Rakhna Bahot Lambi Raat Hi Raat Hogi……. Musafir Ho Tum Bhi, Musafir He Ham Bhi Kahi Kisi Mod Pe Phir Mulakat Hogi…..

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Na Samjha Meri Mohobbat Ko Tune, Na Samjhi Gayi Teri Wafa Mujhse… Gila Na Kiyaa Tha Kabhi Bhi Humne, Ab Kyaa Karenge Shikaayat Tujhse…

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Dard Mein Dil Ke Muskarane Se Yaad Aaye Kuch Log Purane Se Main To Do Kadam Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta Tu He Aaja Kisi Bahane Se

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Raat Gumsum Hai Magar Chan Khamosh Nahi, Kaise Keh Du Aaj Fir Hosh Nahi. Aisa Duba Teri Aakho Ki Gehrai Main, Haath Mein Jam Hai Magar Pine Ka Hosh Nahi.

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Wafa Karne Ka Wada To Hum Bhi Naa Kar Paayenge, Magar Yeh Jaroor Kahte Hai Ki Bewfai Naa Hogi Humse…

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Itna Kuch Khoya Ki Hume Paana Na Aaya, Pyar Kiya To Jatana Na Aaya. Aa Gaye Is Dil Mein Pehli Hi Nazar Mein Who, Kasoor Humara Tha Jo Hume Unke Dil Mein Samana Na Aaya.

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Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar

koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta

teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane

tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta..

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Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai

ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai

iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai

mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai..

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Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon

Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon

Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye

Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon..

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Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi

Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan

Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi

Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!

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Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,

Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,

Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,

Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta..

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KabhiKabhi hamein bhi yaad kar liya karo

hamari tasveer bhi dekh ke choom liya karo

maana ke tumhe kisi cheez ki kami nahin hai

par hamein bhi kabhi apni dua mein maang liya karo…

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Aanjane Woh pass Mere jab aati hai,

Dil ki dhardkan bard jati hai.

Jane! kaise log mohabbat karte hain,

Dil kehta hai hoti hai ho jati hai. …….

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Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,

Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,

Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,

Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai.

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Kaise kahe ki apna bana lo mujhe,

Bahon me apni sama lo mujhe,

Bin tumhare ek pal bhi katta nahi,

Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe..

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Mere alfazon ko jhuth na samjhna,

yaad aati ho bahut milne ki dua karna,

jee raha hoon tumhara naam lekar,

mar jau to bewafa na samajhna.

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Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege

Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege

Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad

Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege..

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Majboor mohabbat jata na sake,

Zakhm khate rahe kisi ko bata na sake..

Chahato ki had tak chaaha use.

Sirf apna Dil nikaal kar use dikha na sake..

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Har raat 1 dhun gungunati hai,

har phool se mehak zarur ati hai,

apke man me beshak hamara khayal tak na ho,

par hame to har waqt aapki yaad aati hai…

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Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin

teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin

mein hu phool tere gulshan ka

tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..

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Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….

itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….

hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….

maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!

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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??

Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?

Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…

Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

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Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le

Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le

Khuda na kare voh phaad bhi dale

To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle..

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Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki to keh kar aazmana tha

Hum to behos ho gaye, kya zarorat thi muskurane ki

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Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon

Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon

Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye

Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

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DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana.. Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai….!!!

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Taras gaye hain hum aapke paas aane ke liye, Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse dosti nibhane ke liye, Hum Yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yaad dilane ke liye. –

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Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u

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Dil ka rishta hai hamara

Dil ke kone mein naam hai tumhara

Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara

Hum saath nahi to kya hua

Zindgai bhar pyar nibhane ka wada hai hamara ….

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Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,

muskura rahe the hum,

par ankho me nami si thi,

saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

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Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain…Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain…

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Aanken band kar ke bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

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Tu dur hai mujse or paas b hai,

Teri kami ka kahin ehsas b hai.

Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,

Par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai.

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Aankhon mein hai aapka chehra

Dil-ki dhadkano pe aapka pehra

Aapko pata nahi humara pyaar hai kitna gehara!

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mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho

zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho

tumhe ho naa jaye mohabbat to kehna

zara humse nazrain mila kar to dekho

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har subah ki dhundh kuch yaad dilati hai,

har phool ki khushboo ek jaadu jagati hai,

chahun na chahun kitna bhi,

par aapki yaad roz aa hi jati hai.

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dil ne dil ki baat suni yoon hi mohabbat parwaan hui,

lab to chup rahe magar nazron se mohabbat bayaan hui

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Hum tere dil mai rahengee ek yad bankar,

Tere lab pe khilengee muskan bankar,

Kabhi apne se juda na samjana,

Hum tere sath chalege aasman bankar

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Jab bhi tere bina raat hoti hai

Deewaro se aksar baat hoti hai

Sanata poochta hai sawal humse

Tere naam se hi shuruwaat hoti hai

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Mohabbat ko shabdon mein bataa nahin saktey

Teri yaad mein hum taaz banaa nahin saktey

Such yahi hai ki hammey dil ne tarpaaya hai

tutatey sapnon ko hum sajaa nahin saktey…

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Mohabbat hum tumse itna kare, jitna hai dum usse zyada kare

vaise to janmo-janam se, janmo-janam tak hum aapke hain

par ek yahi janam hai jiske raatoi ka jagran hum jaante hain

haq to hai, kitnu acha ho gar narazagi mein waqt barbaad na kare

idhar udhar ki nok-jhok, thodi bahut rok-tok, bhool-bhal kar pyar kare…

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yunhi to pyar karne walle tumhe kam na milenge,

yunhi to pyar karne walle tumhe kam na milenge,,

mile jayenge hum jaisa per hum na milenge.

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Mohabbat ki duniya mein

bin baadal barsaat hoti hai

jubaa khaamosh rehti hai

nigaaho se baat hoti hai…

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Kitna gehra hai pyar mera

har chehre mein dekhoo chehra tera…

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Mohabbat ki taakat ko aazama reha hoon

haal-e-dil sab se chhupa reha hoon…

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Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,

tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,

hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,

hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..

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Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain.

Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain,

Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain.

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Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne. Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe. Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe. Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na

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Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?

Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?

Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

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Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.

naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

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Ek kadvaa sach 🙂

Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,

Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,

lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

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Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein “ACCIDENT ZONE” ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:

“Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?”

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Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.

santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

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Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.

girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?

Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

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Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!!

Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye

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Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”

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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,

Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,

“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

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Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.

Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

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Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

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Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.

Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

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1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: teek hai doctor

(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: nahi doctor.

Doctor: kyu nahi?

Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao…

pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho…

ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…

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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,

jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,

haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…

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Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua

Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda

Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada

Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,

Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,

dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

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Khuda kaise karoon shukriya is din ke liye,

Jis din tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye,

Na jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha,

Shayad janamdin hai tumhara is liye,

Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umar ke liye,

Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis ke liye.

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Tumhari Salgirah Jab Se Mujh ko Yaad Aayi

Tabhi Se Soch Raha Hon ke Tumhen Kya Pesh Karoon?

Koi Sapna, Koi Wada, Koi Khushbu, Koi Phool

Ya Tumhen Dil Se Nikalti ye Dua Pesh Karoon

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Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janamdin,

Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin,

Main kabhi na bhuloonga apne yaar ka janamdin,

Chahe woh ho mera akhiri din, Aapko zaroor mera yeh msg.

milega, Jispe likha hoga ”mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin”.

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Ek dua mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,

chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se,

Sub hasraten puri ho aapki

aur aap Muskurayen Dilo Jaan se.

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Har raah aasan ho,

Har raah pe khushiya ho,

Har din khubsoorat ho,

Aisa hi poora jivan ho,

Yahi har din meri dua ho,

Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per aap ka naam hoga,

Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga,

Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,

Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.

Happy Birthday

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Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,

Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal,

Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,

Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal.

Happy Birth Day

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Jab Apka janam hua

Baadal fata Adbhoot roshni hui,

Bhagwaan khud sab k saamne prakat hue aur bole –

SORRY 4 DA MISTAKE! KINDLY ADJUST PLZ..!

Happy Birthday!

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Baar baar yeh din aaye

baar baar yeh dil gaaye

tu jiye hazaro saal

yehi hai meri aarzoo

Happy Birthday To You !!!”

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Janam din mubarak ho tujhko

Har kushi jo chahi, tujhe mil jaye wohi

Duniya main har pal tu yu baate khushiya

Ke humko tujh pe gumaan aaye.

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Ho naam tera roshan aise

Har jabaan par tera hi naam aaye

Likhi jaayen teri kahani istarah

Ke humko tujh pe gumaan aaye.

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kuch yuu aaye teri zindagi main yeh din,

Nayi bahar ka paigaam leke.

Manzil tak yuu pahunche kaarvaan tera

Ke humko tujh pe gumaan aaye.

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Aa teri Umar main likh do chand sitaro se

Tera janam din main manao phoolo se bahaaro se

Har ek khoobsurti duniya se main le aao

Sajao ye mahfil main har haseen nazaro se

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Taras Rahi Hain Jo Teri Deed Ko Muddat Se,

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Woh Be qaraar Aankhain Tmhein SALAAM Kehti Hain!

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Zindagi ki her fizaon me yad rakhna

Dil ki ¤adaon me yad rakhna

Tumhara Yehi tohfa bohat hy mere liy

Khalos-e-dil se Duaon me yaad rakhna.

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humny tum sy tumheen manga

or tum muskura diye

tum yeh bhe to keh sukty thy k

meri jaan

bhalla apni cheezen bhe mangi jati hain

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Bichre Huay Logon Pe Taras Khao Kisi Din

Aisa Ho Jaye K Na Yad Aao Kisi Din

Sawan K Bina Jaisay Ho Jati Hay Barish

Aisay Hi Mere Pas Chalay Aao Kisi Din

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Sirf ik bar apnay honton se mje

apna keh do^

Phr mehfil me rqeebon ka

tmasha dekho…!!

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aankhon say behtay askq nahi

khoon-e-jigar rawani hai

kuch teri bewafaii ki

kuch wafa ki meri kahani hai

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Fursat ka ik lamha jab tumhaye milay.

tu sochna iss kheyaal se hamey.

koi tumhaye chahata hai dewangi say.

jess ki sochoo main hoo tum hamessha say.

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bheer main khud ko tanha masoos kerta hoon.tu pass nahi phir bhi tum ko apnay pass pata hoon.tere bina jeena ho tu mar jana chahta hoon.her pal teri sansoo main teri sochoo main rehna chahta hoon

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Bikhari hui zulfon ko girahgeer bana lo

Rakhna hai mujhe qaid to zanjeer bana lo

Kagaz pay lakeerain to bohot kheech li tumne

Ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo

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Bindas sone ka,

Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,

Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,

Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,

Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,

Boleto Good Night.

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Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle

Khuabon Ki Dunya Main Khone Se Pehle

Maine Socha Apko Yaad Dila Don

Kalma Parh Lena Sone Se Pehle…

GOodNite:)

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Thakanpur se fresh nagar

Janewali nindiya express,

Bedform pe khadi hai,

Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,

Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.

Gud night & sweet dreams.

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Deepak mein agar noor na hota,

Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,

Hum apko good night kahne aate,

Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.

Good night & have sweet dream…!

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NAMASKAR!!!

Ye hamari madhya ratri seva hai

Isme hum aadhi raat k baad

Logon ki need kharab karte hain

Dhanyawad ab aap so jayen

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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,

Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,

Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,

Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.

Gud Night!

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So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,

sapne me BHOOT aayenge aur aapko yaad dilayenge,

Ki aapne aaj pure din muje yaad nahi kiya. Koi baat nahi…

“BHOOT NIGHT”

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Agr Abhi Soye Nahi Ho Aur Msg Parh Rahe Ho To “Good Night”.

Aur Agr Aap So Gaye Ho Aur Msg Subah Parho gay To Phir “Good Morning..

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English Mother- Good night dear

Hindu Mther-Shub raatri beta

Muslim Mother-Shaba khair

Apni Mother- is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja

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*Night Ghazal*

Koi ata hai yad bahut sone se pehly

Jo cheen leta hai Aansoo mery rony se pehly

Ab neend B aaye to men sona nahi chahta

Kisi Qeemat pe B Men us ko khona nahi chahta

Ho jaye wo kaash mera mujhy khony se pehly

Jo aata hai yad bahut sone se pehly

*.__.*GOOD*.__.

*.__.*NIGht*.__.*

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Jahan dosti vahan pyar,

Jahan pyar vahan ishq,

Jahan ishq vahan judai,

Jahan judai vahan dard,

Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,

Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao

Good Night

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Apun ek sher bolega,

Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,

Boleto ho gayeli hai night,

Band karne ka tube light,

Aur soneka tight,

Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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Apun 1 Sher bolega

“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,

Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night

Band Karne ka Tube Light

aur soneka Tight,

Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

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Aakash k taron main khoya hai jahan sara,

Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,

Un taron main sabse pyara hai aik sitara,

Jo is waqt paraha hai sms hamara

****Good Night*****

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Wo so jata hy aksar hume yad kiye bagair

Humen neend nahi ati unse bat kiye bgair

Kasur unka nahi kasur to hamara hy

Unhe chaha b to unki ijazat liye bagair Good Night..

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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,

Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!

Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,

K liye jaag rahe hai,

Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

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Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

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Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,

Ho gayi to use khone mat do,

Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do,

Jagte raho…

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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,

Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,

Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,

Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,

Goodnight

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Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey

wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay

sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

“Good Night“

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X’cuse me,

agar aap abhi soye nahi ho

aur msg padh rahe ho

to “GoodNight”.

Aur agar aap so gaye ho

aur msg subah padoge

to fir “GoodMorning”.

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Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,

tujse apni jaan mangta hun,

tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem

ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

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Phoolon ki wadi me

Chaand ki chandni me

Raat k saye me

Aap is tarha soye’n

K

Aapki aankhon me

Jo b khwab aaye

Apki aankh khulny

Sy pehly

Wo tabeer hojae

Gud night

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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,

Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,

Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,

Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…

Good Night ..!

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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,

Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,

Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,

Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.

Gud Night!

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Thakanpur se fresh nagar

Janewali nindiya express,

Bedform pe khadi hai,

Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,

Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.

Gud night & sweet dreams.

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Bindas sone ka,

Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,

Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,

Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,

Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,

Boleto Good Night.

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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,

Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,

Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,

Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…

Gud Nite

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Deepak agar noor na hota,

Tanha dil majboor na hota,

Hum aapko “good night” kahne

Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.

Have a lovely night.

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Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,

Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,

Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,

Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.

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Deepak mein agar noor na hota,

Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,

Hum apko good night kahne aate,

Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.

Good night & have sweet dream…!

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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,

Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!

Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,

K liye jaag rahe hai,

Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

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Tazi hawa me phulo ki mehak ho,pehli kiran me chidiyo ki chehak ho,jab bhi kholo tum apni palke,un palko me bas khushiyo ki Zalak ho..gd mrg

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Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,

Ho jaye aap b inme shamil

Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai “GOOD MORNING

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Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.

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raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia

bas itna khena tha good morning or kea

iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya

yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua

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*~*Subha Bakhair!*~*

Is Yaqeen K Sath K “REHMAAN” ne Reham ker diya ha

“KAREEM” ne Karam ker diya ha

“RAZZAQ” ne Rizq likh diya ha

“SAMEE” ne duayen sun li hain

“BASEER” ne ashk-e-nadamat dekh liye hain

“GHAFFAR” ne Maghfirat ker di ha

“QUDDOOS” ne Pak ker diya ha

ek naye eyhad se ek nai subha mubarak

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Soraj ki pehli kiran

Din ka pehla pehar

Panchion ki pehli chehchahat

Dhanak ka pehla rang

Hawa ki thandi sansanahat

Subha ka pehla khomar:

GOOD MORNING

&

HAVE NICE DAY

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MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,

ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,

POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,

AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA…!GOOD MORNING!

❤❤❤❤❤

SONAY’

ki keemat Rs:38,200/=

tk ho gai hai.

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Lehaza

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SONA chor dain aur jaag kr waqt guzarain.

QK

SONA hamain boht mehnga parh Raha hai.

Good Morning

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HAWAON K SATH ARMAAN BHEJA HAI

ROSHNI K SATH PEGHAM BHEJA HAI

FURSAT MILAY TO KABOOL KAR LENA

EK DOST NE PIYARI SI SUBHAKA SALAM BHEJA HAI

“GOOD MORNING”

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kuch kahun main pyar say

kuch suno tum pyar say

zindagi tumari har pal haseen ho..

yahi dua karon main apny parwardigar sa

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“Ae hawa tu udhar to jati hogi”

“Unko hmara haal to batati hogi”

“zara chhu kar to dekh unke dil ko”

“kya yaad unko v hamari aati hogi.g.m.

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Sunhere suraj ki Sunheri kirne,

Sunheri kirno ka Sunhera din, Sunhere din ki Sunheri Shuruvat Sirf SUNHERE logo Ke saath.

Pyara sa

“Su-prabhat”

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Wadio se suraj nikal aaya hai.

Fizon me naya rang chhaya hai,

Khamosh kyo ho ab to muskurao,

Aapko good morning kehne hamara SMS aaya hai.

“Su-prabhat”

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Birds r Chillaying,

Murgha is Kurkuraying.

Chand is Doobing,

Sun is Nikling,

Flowers r Khushboo Maring,

Peacock is Naching.

All Kahing U

“GOOD MORNING”

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SMS mein kya rakha hai

‘BHAAVNAO KO SAMJHO’

GUD MRNG kahena tha

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raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia

bas itna khena tha good morning or kea

iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya

yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua

good morning

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Soraj ki pehli kiran

Din ka pehla pehar

Panchion ki pehli chehchahat

Dhanak ka pehla rang

Hawa ki dandi sansanahat

Subha ka pehla khomar

:GOOD MORING” HAVE NICE DAY

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Friend nahi to life waste,

Salt nahi to food waste,

Story nahi to cinema waste,

Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste…!GOOD MORNING!

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MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,

ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,

POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,

AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA…!GOOD MORNING!

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HAR SAGAR KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,

KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAI

YE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS HO,

KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI SAHAARE HOTE HAIN…!GOOD MORNING

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MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,

ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,

POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,

AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA…!GOOD MORNING!

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raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia

bas itna khena tha good morning or kea

iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya

yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua

good morning

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Chahe ghussa karo,

Chahe galiyan do,

chahe sir pito,

Chahe mobile toro,

chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do

Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge

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Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,

parindon ki aawaj ho,

hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,

us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.

GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.

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X’cuse me,

agar aap abhi soye nahi ho

aur msg padh rahe ho

to “GoodNight”.

Aur agar aap so gaye ho

aur msg subah padoge

to fir “GoodMorning”.

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Subah Sham Unka EHSAS Rehta Hai

aap Har Pal Mere SATH Rehti Hai

Kyu Na YAAD Aye Aapki Muje Itni

Aap To DILME Dharkan Bankar Dharakte Rahte Hai..

Good Morning

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Raat ka andhera ek khwaab laata hai, Din ka ujaala ek intezaar laata hai, Aap saath ho na ho, Hawa ka har jhonka aapka ka ehsaas laata hai

Good Morning

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Uski Khushbu Muje Behka Jati H

Uski HaR Baat Muje Tadpa Jati H

Sanso Ko To Der Lagti H Aane Me,

Sanso Se Pehle Uski Yaad Aa Jati H.

Gud Morning

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Us par hi sahi kinara to h,

Jhilmilata hi sahi koi sitara to h,

Pas nahi to kya hua,

Door hi sahi koi dost hamara to hai.good morning

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Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye…Good Morning…

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Good Morning!

Arz hai,

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein

Teri shakl nazar aati hai,

Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar

Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

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Wake up dost, subah ho gayi hai,

Don’t fear, aaj koi pressure nahi hai,

Ghumne firne ka precious time hai..

Day sunday today, Joy aaj yahin hai!

Good Morning Sunday!

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twinkle twinkle lazy star,

kitna soyega uthja yaar,

up above the world so high,

sun has risen in the sky,

uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,then u call and say me HI..

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Utha le re deva,

utha le…Mereko nahi re,

mere dost ko uthale…Uper nahi re baba,

so raha hai, nind se uthale…

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Lo Aaj Hum Ne Aap KoPehle Yaad KiaIs KhoobSurat SubhaKo Aap K Naam KiaAcha Guzre Ye DinAap KaDil Se Hum Ne YePaigham Dia…

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:”:”:”:GoÖod

MORNING:”:”:”:

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Ab kya Neeche nashta dhond rahy ho

Aik bar keh to dia

GÖod morning.

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Subha ki Madham

“ROSHINI”

Parindon k sureele

“GEET”

Pholon ki dheemi

“KHUSHBOO”

Aap k jagne ka intizar kar rehi hy.

GOOD MORNING.

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Tum

“JANNAT”

na mango

balke

Tum Duniya mein aise kaam karo k

“JANNAT”

Tum ko mange..

*SUBHA BAKHER*

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Ai mere sms mere dost k pas jana,

Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,

jab wo jage to dhere se muskurana aur kahna.

Good morning……..

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Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

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Humari achai ka kitna fayada uthate ho,

ek sms bhej kar 10 free pate ho,

hum per or be julm dhate ho,

humne suna hai k humare sms send kar k

ladkiyo ko patate ho….

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ek aadmi marne ke baad swarg jata hai

God=Bol kya chahiye?

=Muze sonni kuddi dila do,

God= Dila dunga,,

Aagr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA..

Agar Baniya hai to YANA..

Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA,,

Bol tera naam kya hai..??

Mohammad Singh Aggarwal

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi…

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.

Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?

Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?

Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.

Sahib: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

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Pati: Tum hi meri kavita ho, kalpana ho, bhawana ho!

Patni: Aap hi mere Dinesh ho, Rajesh ho, Suresh ho….

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log kahte hai bhagwan ne tumhe fursat se banaya hoga,,,thik hi kahte hai altu- faltu kam fursat me hi hote hai.

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Unhain Kehna Agar Fursat Mein He Yaad Karna Hai To Na Kare?=?=?=?=

Hum Tanha He Sahi Par Itne Faaltu B Nahi Hain..?=?=

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Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Koi Jurm To Nhi.

Bas Itna Pata Krlo K, Larki K Bhai

“Police”

me to nhi hain.

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Tmhri bahot yad arhe thi

Tmhain lgta ha k mai aisa bolunga?

Nikal beta shahbash apna kam karo

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Andheri raat me wo pyara sa..

Neeli Neeli Ankho wala..

Mere pass aata hai..

Aur apni pyari si Awaj me kaheta hai

“Meow Meow”

Ye Billi ka baccha bhi na

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Open with love

Muje tumse kuch kehna h

wahi bat jo dilko chu jaye

whi pyr k 3 akshr

D 3 golden words

SMS KAR KANJUS

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Dil me Tum

Dharhkan me Tum

Aankhon me Tum

Saanson me Tum

Jahan b dekhu

Bus Tum hi Tum

Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen

Jaraseem har jaga hote hain

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Puchhta hai jab koi ki,

Duniya me mohabbat hai kaha..?

Muskura deta hu Mai aur yaad aa Jaati hai

MAA

KI

PYARI

SI

Hone

wali

“BAHU”

Ki

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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,

Besharam tum ho to sharmile hum bhi nahi.

Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ke shadishuda ho…

Tho kya hua Darling…Kunware hum bhi nahin!

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mujhe pata chal hi gaya k 2012 me pralay kaise ayega

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5/8/2012 ko

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frndship day or rakhi ek hi din pad rahi hai

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Arz kiya hai…Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. ..Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain

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Santa Ko Hath k Nakhun khane ki adat thi..

Parents ne usko Baba Ramdev ke pas bheja..

Aur Ab Santa

.

.

.

.

.

Pairon ke Nakhun V kha sakta h..!

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Apni GirlFriend Ko I love U Kehna h?

Balance Khatam?

Kya Kroge?

Kabutar K gale me Chithi band kr bhejoge?

Nhi na?

No Mujhe de do

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Sabse Zyada Vitamin C mirchi Me hota hai

Yakin Na ho to Kaha k Dekho Body k sab parts C C karnge

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A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do u want?

A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?

I said million dollar

Be practical yaar

Mil kar udayenge!

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Breaking news…!!!

Bappi lahari apni building apni building ke 10th floor se niche gir gaye aur

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.

.

.

.

Tappa khakar wapas oopar chale gaye…

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Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho

.

.

.

.

Ghussa nahi krna

mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

P=pyare

A=ache

G=Great

A=anmol

L=lovley

kaha tha na PAGAL ho.

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Ye par le, imp hai exam mein pakka aaega..

.

.

.

.

.

1.name

2.roll no

3.class

4.subj

5.date

.

ab thanks bol kr rulaaegi kya?

.

anything 4 u

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Jab B Gali Me Chalo

Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,

QK

Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi

Balki

Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances b badh jayenge

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Circuit bhai naukar ne chandi ka chammach chori kar liya Munna kaun sa wala Circuit woich bhai jo apun hotel se chori kar ke laye the

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Gabbar ne sholey film me thakur ke haath Q kate the nahi pata Q ki thakur Gabbar ko sms nahi karta tha baki samajhdar ko ishara kafi hai

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Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho,

Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.

Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha

Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?

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Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..

Kaise..

Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..

Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.

.

Ek Dum.

.

Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..

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Bandar ka vayapari ek admi se bola-aapne bandaro ke trak ko yahan se jate huye dekha hai kya..

Admi-aap usme se gire hai kya..

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Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho

gya

molu-bank ko bataya

golu-nai

chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai

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Mam:-Hanumaan Kiska Chhora tha?

Student:- Jaat Ka

Mam:-Woh Kaise?

STudent:- Uskay Kaam Jaato walay thay Ladai kisiki , Lugai Kisiki , Poonchh apni Phukwa li.

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yamraj hijde se bole-lao tumhara hisab.

dunia me kya krke aaye ho?

hijda-aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo hisab mang rhe ho.

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Delivry K Waqt

Lady-God Ladka

Man-God Ladki

God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me

Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega

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Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha, pr tera mob.no. bhool gyapagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;??

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Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,

Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki

Pyar andha hota hai.

Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,

Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.

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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,

Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.

Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho,

Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.

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Ye huwa ye fiza mile na mile,

Dosti me kasar kabhi mat chhodna,

Kya pata agle janam hum mile na mile !

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Kabhi apni hasi par b aata hai gussa..

Kabhi saare jahan ko hasane ko jee chahta hai..

Kabhi chupa lete hai gamo ko dil ke kisi kone me.. Kabhi kisi ko sab kuch sunane ko jee chahta hai..

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ab bhi jamane h dosti k

ab bhi fasane h dosti k

haath bdakar dekhiye mil jayege

ab bhi diwane hai dosti k

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kash khushiyon ki eak dukan hoti,

jisme hamari jan pehchan hoti ,

lake rakh dete her khushi aap ke kadmo me

chahe iski kimat hamari jaan hoti ,

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Aapki ki dosti ko ehsaan mante hai

isliye nibhanaiman mante hai.

hum wo nahi jo dosti me jaan de

hum to dosto ko hi apni jaan mante hai.

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Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai,

hamne kaha dard kabul hai!

Sabne kaha dard ke saath ! ji na paoge,

Hamne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabul hai!

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Bag bagiche bahot dekhe humne,

Magar dekhi “SAWAN” jaisi hariyali,

Aur “DOST” to bahut mile hume “life” me,

Magar mili na kisise ap jaisi “KHUSHIYALI”…

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Dost to ruksat ho jaate hai

Par kuch yaaddon k dayre ban jaate hai

Bhuul jana to insan ki fitrat hai

Par kuch dost yadoo me bass jaate hai.

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Mann me apke har baat rahegi,

Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,

Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,

Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…

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D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.

O- OR APNA BANA LE.

S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.

T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.

I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI

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TERI DOSTI ME DIWANE HO GYE.. TUJE APNA BNATE BANTE BEGANE HO GYE.. PUKAR LE EK BAR PYAR SE MERE DOST..DHENCHU DHECHU KI AWAZ SUNE JAMANE HO GYE…

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God apun se pucha,

Kidhar jana mangta ?

SWARG YA NARAK ?

Apun bola NARAK !

Apun ko malum,

Tum sala dost log udharich milega,

Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!

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Dosti phool nahi jo murjha jaye,

Dosti mousam nahi jo badal jaye,

Dosti toh dharkan hai jo chale to sab kuch hai,

Aur agar na chale toh kuch bhi nahi.

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Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye,

Sukh-dukh mein de saath woh yaar chahiye,

Hum kisi ko bhulate nahi,

Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye.

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Mushkilo se ghabra ke ab jina nahi chahte,

Dur tum se hoke ab rehna nahi chahte,

Yun to dost bahut bane iss zindagi me,

Par aap jaise dost ko khona nahi chahte.

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Apne jazbaat tujhse kya kahun,

dil me dabi hai jo baat tujhse kya kahun,

hai tanha si zindagi tere bin,

us tanha lamhe ki baat tujhse kya kahu,

wo masoom sa muskurata chehra tera,

us hasin pal ki mithas tujhse kya kahun,

yun toh dil me dabe hain sawal kayi,

kaise karun izhar tujhse kya kahun,

rab se mangi hai tujhe pane ki muraad,

teri judai k dard ka ehsas tujhse kya kahun,

nigahon me hai bs ek tasveer teri,

iss pagal dil ko hai teri talash tujhse kya kahun,

kyu dil sunta hai teri har unkahi baat,

wo unkahe alfaz tujhse kya kahun.

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ye Silsila hai ajab unke yaad aane ka,

ki ahad tut gaya mera unhein bhulane ka.

labon pe din raat sirf tera hin naam hota hai,

aankhon mein sirf sath gujra saam hota hai.

khwab dekhte rah gaye aaj tak unhein pane ka,

isi kosish mein hum khud ko bhulane lagte hein,

bhulane se jyada wo yaad aane lagte hein.

maine khayal chod diya khud ko aajmane ka,

unse kaisa rista tha mera ye samajh na paya,

unko dil mein rakhne ka faisla badal na paya.

fayda mila na kuch is dil ko samjhane ka,

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PASS HOTE TOA LAB CHOOM KAR JAGATE APKO

RAKH KE HAATH DIL PE DHARKANEY SUNATE APKO

OR JO AAP SAKOON KI ARZOO KARTE

RAKHTI SIR SENAY PE AUR SULATE APKO.

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Tujha pata nahi tu mere liye kya hai

tu hai karrar meri bekarari ka

sila hai mere intezar ka

waza hai meri bechani ki

dhadkhan hai meri sansooan ki

tamanna hai mere irado ki

sougat hai mere pyar ki

noor hai meri atma ki

kuch toh khas hai tujh mein

tu jaan hai mere jism ki

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Jaadu sanam ka aisa chaya ki kuch aur nazar na aya

sanam ki aankhoan ka jaadu jisne hume madhosh kar diya

sanam ki surat dekhne ke liye bechain hain nighae

har zarre-zarre mein unka chehra nazar aaya.

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Tere ishq ki duniya mein kho gaya hu is qadar

banker apsana reh gaya hu is qadar

jaado tere in ankho ka ho gaya hai is qadar

ek tera siva kuch na aaye nazar

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Itni haya itna tabassum kyu hai aaj in aakho me,

kyu bahak rahi hai tu kya basa hai in saanso me,

hai tu mera aks meri parchhai meri jan tu,

aa me bhar du bas fool hi fool teri in raaho me….

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Tujhe baaho me bharne ko dil chahta hai,

tujhe tut kr chahne ko dil chahta hai,

kash dur ho jaye ye fasle darmiyan hamare,

ki tujhe ji bhar kr dekhne ko dil chahta hai..

Love u Rahul…meri jaan.

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Azmaish pyar mein zaruri hoti hai,

Na mil pana kisi ki Majburi hoti hai,

Yaad dur se toh App kar sakte hai,

Lekin dil ki hasrat milne se puri hoti hai.

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Mera wo nazar hai aap se, kabhi nahi hathi

Mera wo saya hai, apka peecha nahi chodthi

Mera wo pyar hai apse, kisi aur ke saat bant nahi sakti,

Agar shak ho tho puchlo hamare dhadkan se

WO SIRF ZINDA HAI TUMARA NAAM SE.

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Aankhoan mein jo noor na hota,

tanha dil majboor na hota,

hum apko khud good night kahne ate,

agar apka ashiyana humse door na hota.

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jab tak jiyege pyar karege bar-bar,

jab tak jiyege pyar karege bar-bar.

Agar mar bhi gaye to intezar karege haridwar.

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Unki khushbu bas gayi hai saanso me is kadar;

Khoya rehta hu main har ghadi har pehar;

Itne karib aaye the wo mere dil ke us pal me;

Meri mohabbat pe hone laga tha ek ajnabi sa asar.

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Kaash tu meri jindagi me aayi nahi hoti,

Ye chand ye taare ye khudai nahi hoti,

Mei tumhe haden tod kar pyar krta,

Agar tu mujh se prayi na hoti.

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Agar hamara andaz ko dekhna hai to

asman ko kaho thoda or jhuk jaye

agar hamari mohabat ko dekhna he

to tumhari yad me likhe wo her shabd dekho

yad karte he har pal,ham tumhe ibadat ki trah,

zara hame apna bna kar to dekho.

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tujhe chand kahun yan uska aks,

ki teri har ada chandni si hai,

tun mere pas ho na ho,

tere yaad bhi zindgani si hai.

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Nahi Saamne ye alag baat hai.

Nahi Saamne ye alag baat hai.

Mere pass hai tu, Mere saath hai.

Tera naam maine liya hai yaha,

Mujhe yaad tune kiya hai vaha,

Nahi Saamne ye alag baat hai.

par tu mere pass hai, mere saath hai.

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Maina usse kha chod de mera khyal mujhe pane ke liye,

Usne kha main bhi nahi tujhe chahta,

Bas ek khyal he aata hai, Tujhe sirf pane ke liye.

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Sath tera hai to sab kuch hai;

Bin tere ye sab, kuch bhi nhi hai;

Tu mere sath to ye jahan humara hai;

Bin tere ye zindagi ye jahan mujhe nhi pyara hai.

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Unko mere intjaar pe yakeen na tha;

Meri najro me un jaisa koi haseen na tha;

Mere ashq aur lahoo juda ho rahe the mujhse;

Unke siva koi mera ja-nasheen bhi to na tha

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Tujhe Tamaz Kahoon,

ya Tara Kahoon

Tujhe Unka,

ya phir Hamara Kahoon

Pata nahin kyon,

tum mein doob jane ko dil karta hai

Tujhe kya Toofa mein,

doobte ko tinke ka sahara kahoon

Bata aye dost mere,

main tujhe kya kahoon.

Tamaz Kahoon ya Tara Kahoon

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Utra hai mere dil mai koi chand nagar se,

Ab khauff nahi koi andheroan ke safar se,

Woh baat hai tuj mai ke koi tujsa nahi hai,

Ai kaash koi dekhe tujhe meri nazar se?.

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Teri ek hasi pe ye dil qurbaan kar jaoo,

Aitraaz na ho agar to tera dil chura le jaoo,

Na behne du kabhi in aakho se aansu,

Tu kahe to tere saare sitam sah jaoo.

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Jaise dabbe honthon ko hai labhon ki pyaas

Waise sukhe patton ko hai barsaat ka ehsaas

Jaise amavas ko hai chandni ki pyaas

Waise humari ruh ko hai tumhari ruh ka ehsaas

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Aaj phir se hawaon ne rukh badla hai

Aaj phir se fizaon me rang dhala hai

Mere dil ko hamesha ho raha hai ehsaas

Shayad kisi se ikrar hone wala hai.

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Ham To Ek Musafir The Teri Rehgujar Ke?

Socha Na Tha Teri Basti Me Apna Kabhi Makan Hoga?

Teri Rehmat Ke Kisse Kis Zuban Se Kahun?

Jise Teri Qadar Ho,Bhala Kaise Wo Fanaa Hoga?.

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Aye khuda karde faana mujhko mohabbat mein.

Zindagi karde khatam unki hi chahat mein.

Hai meri yeh aarzoo marne se bus pehle.

Char pal main jea sakoun unki inayath mein.

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Mere khwabon me wo teer chalakar chali gayi,

main soya tha wo jagakar chali gayi,

Maine pucha CHAAND nikalta hai kaise,

to chehre se zulfen hata kar chali gayi.

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Iss kadar hud se zyada pyar kiya hai maine

intzar ki had tak intzar kiya hai maine

kahne ko kuch bhi kahe ye jahan wale

par sirf tujh par hi aitbaar kiya hai maine

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Tere sabhi gamo Ko samet kar main tujhe itna pyaar dun,

Teri udasi ko hata ke tujh par sha, ka rang nikhar dun

Teri ankho main chupi khamoshi mere dil par asar kar gayi

Tere wajood ko mehkade Jo Tere labo ko wo bahar dun

Teri ek muskurahat ka badal kuch ho nahi sakta magar

Jo mile Tujhay khushii agar mai apni jaan bhi waar dun

Agaya hai jo hijar ka dour tere mere darmiyan

jo mile mujhay fursatai yai waqt ka kharz utar dun

Tere dil ki ronaqai murjha gae hai jo is tarah

laga kai apnay seenay se tere dharkano ko karar dun

tanhayeo kai tofano se bikhar gae hai sabhi

jo kahay to tere Aaa tere har zulf ko sunwardun

Mere nigah bhi hai tere ek nazar ki muntazar

jo karai agar edhar nazar tujhay duayen beshumar Dun

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Aapse Kuch Kehne ka khayal aata hai?

Yakin maano dil duao se bhar jaata hai?

bade jatn se hum lafzo ko hotho par sajate hai?

Par raah me jab bhi aap nazar aate hai?

Hotho par saze saare lafz hum bhul jaate hai?

Fir lagte hai sochne ki kaise shurarat kare?

Aakhir kaise zahir aapne dil ki baat kare?

Yu to jayada nhi bas itni farmish hai?

Aapse umar bhar pyaar karne ki gujrish hai?

Maaf kar dena agar koi bhul ho?

Aasma aapka ho jo pyaar hamara kabul ho?

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Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain

Hum aap ko manzil samajte hain,

Bada fark hai aapke or hamare nazariye mai

Aap hame sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

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Tumhari iss ada ka kya jawab dun,

Apne dost ko kya uphar dun,

Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,

Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab dun…

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Chale jo kadam kadam tu sath mere to tere sath se pyar ho jaye,

Thame jo pyar se tu haath mera to apne haath se pyar ho jaye,

Jis raat aaye khawabon me tu us suhani raat se pyar ho jaye,

Jis baat me aaye jikar tera to usi baat se pyar ho jaye,

Jo pukare tu pyar se naam mera to apne hi naam se pyar ho jaye,

Hota hai itna khubsurat ye pyar agar To khuda kare tujhe bhi mere pyar se pyar ho jaye.

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Logon Nay Bohat Hum Se Kaha Pyar Na Karna

Betabi-e-Dil Ka Kabhi Iqraar Na Karna,

Wo Samnay Jo Ayien Unhain Khuch Na Batana

Dil May Chupay Jazbaat Ka Izhar Na Karna,

Ho Jao Gay Tanha Bari Mehfil May Aay Janna

Khud Se Be Barh Key Os Pe Aitbaar Na Karna,

Toot Key Bikhar Jao Gay Es Rah-e-Ulfat May

Kabhi Wafaa Key Liay Un Sey Takrar Na Karna,

Tum Jan Se Jao Gay Youn Kar Key Bharosa

Mehboob Key Vaadey Per Intzaar Na Karna.

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Ek Hasin Jheel K Jaisi Hein Tumhari Aankhien.

Dil Ko Betaab Sa Karti hien Tumhari Batien.

Kitna Tanha Sa Kartihein Tumhari Batien.

Kitna Tanha Sa May Rehta Hon Shab Bar.

Raat Bar Sonay Nahi Deti Tumhari Yadien.

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Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna ,

Ho jaye to INKAR mat karna,

Chal sake to chalna uski rahon pe,

Varna Uhi kisiki zindagi KHARAB mat karna..!!

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Payar Kehtay Hein Aise Jazbay Ko

Dard May Doob Kar Smbhalnay Ko

Kisi Yaadon May Beqar Ho Key

Raat Bar Karvtein Badalnay Ko,

Un Key Chehray Ki Ek Hasin Ke liay

Jano Dil Un Pe Nisar Karnay Ko,

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Hal-e-Dil Zuban Per Lane Se Pehle

Kaha usne Apna Banane Se Pehle,

Ke Tere Dil May Jagha Chahata Hon

Bata Don Tumhae Dil Lagane Se Pehle,

Ke main Tujh main Khud Ko Ayaan Chahta Hon

Bata Du Tumse Tumko Churane Se Pehle,

Ke Main Tere Ansoo Palkon Pe Sajana Chahta Hon

Bata Don Tumha Muskurane Se Pehle,

Ke main Tujmay Rang-e-Wafa Chahta Hon

Bata Du Tumhe Azmanay Se Pehle,

Ke Main Umer Bhar Saath Tera Chahta Hon

Bata don Tumhe Door Janay Se Pehle,

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Usko Lagata hai Key Oski Zindagi Hu Main

Uske Jazbaat Se Laikin Ajnabi Hu Main,

Wo Yaad Karta Hai Muja Tanha Tanhayion Main

Uski Chahat Uski Har Khushi Hu Main,

Wo Har Lamha Mere Pass Rehna Chahata Hai

Uske Khayal Se bhi door Hi Rehti hu main,

Us Nay Manga Hai Har Pal Mujhe Duaon Main

Main Usko Phir Bhi Kahan Milti Hu ,

Uski Aankh May Ansoo Lab Pe Hasi Ban Key

Har Lahma Main Hi Toa Jhalakti Hu .

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Shayad Kabhi Wo Aye Meri Reguzer May

Bus Es Liay Hi Hum Nay Raste Ko Sajja Rakha Hia,

Shayad Kabhi Wo Yaad Kare Mujko Kisi Pal

Bus Es Liay Os Ki Yaad May Zamanay Ko Bhula Rakha Hai,

Shayad Kabhi Wo Poche Mujse Hal-e-Dil Mera

Bus Es Liay Hi Hum Nay Osay Dil May Basa Rakha Hai,

Shayad Osay Pasand Nahi Aankh May Ansoo

Bus Es Liay Lab Pe Hasin Ko Saja Rakha Hai,

Shayad Kabhi Wo Poch Lay Dil May Kon Hai

Bus Es Liay Dil Pe Oska Nam Likha Rakha Hai

Shayad Kabhi Wo Likh Ley Apne Dil Pe Mera Nam

Bus Esi Umeed Pe Daman-e-Dil Ko Phaila Rakha Hai ,

Shayad Kabhi Wo Lot Key A Jaey Mere Pass

Bus Esi Liay Hi Hum Nay Darwaza Khula Rakha Hai

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Os Ko Shikway Be Bohat Hein Shikayat Be Bohat Hai

Os Shakhs Ko Mujse Mohabbat Be Bohat Hai

Wo Chahata Hai Mujko Dil-o-Jan Se Be Ziada

Os Shakhs Ki Itni si Enayat Be Bohat Hai

Yadoon Pe Koi Pehra Laga Sakta Hai Kaisay

Os Ko Meri Yadoon Se Adavat Be Bohat Hai

Kehta Hai Key Wo Mujse Nibhayae Ga Mohabbat

Os Shakhs Ki Itni Si Himaayat Be Bohat Hai

Wo Chahata Hai Mera Humsafar Ban Na

Os Shakhs Ki Itni Si Ulfaat Be Bohat Hai .

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It’s the poem when a lover meets his love after a long time.

The feelings which come from the hearts in terms of words,

When he sees his love smiling towards him to hug her.

Mushkil tha harr lamha tujhse juda rehna,

Mumkin tha bas itna ke tere bin marjaana,

Kaise kahoon mai jaanam,

Tha kaisa mera aalam.

Seene se lagaa ke teri,

Tasveer ko akele me rona,

Mushkil tha askhon ko chupana,

Mumkin tha tere bin marjaana.

Ab jo tum aa gayee ho,

Toa Raahat mili hai dil ko,

Ab mujhko sunlo aye jaanam,

Tanhaa aise kabhee na chodna,

Mushkil tha tanhaa rehna,

Mumkin tha tere bin marjaana.

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Dhan se na paya koi roop se na paya

anmol ratan hei woh koi mol na lagaya

yun lutata gaya koi dil mei chupata gaya

amir mehel ka kabhi fakir se haath milaya

dil mein dard kabhi aankhon mei nasha

hoton mei pyar lekin baaton se kare gussa

ye hei dil ka ranjha koi sharabi ka nasha

mohabbat hei naam iska……………..

yaaron ko jo banaye BADSHAH!!!!

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Jab se tumhein dekha hai, hum ibadad karna bhool gaye,

jabse tumhein dekha hai hum muskurana bhool gaye,

pehle kabhi mujhe aisa na hua tha

aye mere khuda,aye mere khuda muhje dar hai

hum pyaar ki galiyoon mein kahin khoo gaye..

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Utre jo teri jindgi ki gahraiyoon me hum,

mehfil me rehkar bhi rhe tanhaiyoon me rhe hum,

yeh deewangi nhi too aur kya kahe

insan dundte rhe perchaiyoon me hum…

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Teri yaad dil se jati nahi,

Subah meri raaton mein ati nahi,

Kyun mohobbat ka hashr hota hai aisa,

Jisko Chaha jaan se jyada, woh zindagi mein ati nahi….

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Jab se tumhein dekha hai, hum ibadad karna bhool gayae

jabse tumhein dekha hai hum muskurana bhool gayae

pehle kabhi mujhe aisa na huaa tha

aye mere khuda,aye mere khuda muhje dar hai

hum pyaar ki galiyoon mein kahin khoo gayae..

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Tum Agar Kahe to Har Gabawat Chhor dunga,

Dil Jitana Bhi Machale Har Sararat Chhor Denge,

Par kabhi Hume Bhulne Ki Gujarish Na Karana,

Kasam se Warna Jaan de Denge.

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JO ANKHOAN KE ISHARE KO SAMAJHTEY HAIN,

WO HONTHO KE KHULNE KA INTEZAAR NHI KIYA KARTE ,

HAME TUMSE MUHABBAT HAI KITNI,

YE KHUD HI DEKHLO….

YU PUCH KE MUHABBAT KO RUSWA NHI KIYA KARTE..

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Jisne hame chahha,usse chah na sakay,

Jisse chahte thy usse paa na sakay,

Ye samjho dil tootne ka khel tha,

Kisi ka dil toda par apna bhi bacha na sakay..

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Inn aankhon se aaj kisi ka didar hua hai

Muddat bad dil ne ikrarar kiya hai

Aaj hum hi humhare bas me nahi

Lagta hai hume unse pyar hua hai

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Jali ko aag kehte hain

bujhi ko raakh kehte hain

jab do premi ghulmil jaayee

Toh use mohabbat ki shuruwat kehte hain…..

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Palko se raaste ke kaante hatha denge,

phool to kya hum apna dil bicha denge.

Tutne na denge hum is pyar ko kabhi,

badle me hum khud ko mita denge.

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Aankhon me tera hi chera,

hoto pe tera hi nam,

dil me tera hi sans chupi hai.

pana cahta hoon tuje,

apna banana cahta hoon tuje,

bus yahi ek aas baki hai.

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Maine dil se pyar kiya.

tune dil sai barbad kiya.

tune kyu dil ka sahara liya.

tune kyu dil hamara liya.

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Bina tujhe dekhe teri tasvir bana sakta hu,

bina tumhe mile tera hal bta sakta hu,

hai meri mohabbat me itna dam ki,

teri aankh ka ansu apni aankh se gira sakta hu.

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Dil ka sunapan mujhe akelepan ka ehsas dilati hai,

Mera akelapan harpal meri aankho ko rulati hai,

Dua hai rab se koi to humsafar mile ,

Jo kahe hame har pal aapki yaad aati hai….

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Nazre jhukaye bethe hai to baat kya kare,

sunte nahi wo kuch bhi fariyaad kya kare,

khamoshi ko meri bewafai na samajh lena,

Bhule hi nahi hain tujhko to yaad kya kare…

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YAAD TERI AATA HAI,

DIL MERA SATATA HAI,

INTEJAAR MUJHE RULATA HAI,

HEY HAWA USE KAHO KI,

YAH PYAAR TUJE BULATHA HAI

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Is kadar aapse pyar ho gaya

Ki ab jina bhi dushwar ho gaya

Aarju thi kisi ko pane ki

Sidha chand se didar ho gaya….

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Teri moujudagi ab har jagah malum hoti hai.

Mujhe har saam jivan ki subhai maloom hoti hai.

Jab se dekha hai tujhko maine apne dil ki nazroan se.

Mujhe toa aab har shakl ab teri tarah maloom hoti hai…..

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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,

Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye

per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,

Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi….

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Ae meri Zindagi mujhse u daga na kar,

Main zinda rahu ye dua na kar ,

Koi unhe dekhe to mujhe hoti hai jalan,

Ae hawa tu bhi unhe chua na kar…

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MAIN THA TANHA, THI TO BAS SAAT THI MERI TANHAI,

WO THI AISE JAISE PAD SE TUTA PATTA TANNAHA,

AANKH SE BAH KAR AANSOO TANNAHA,

BIN TUMHERE MAIN TANNHA,

MAT KEHNA KI BHOOL JAO TUM, NAHI TO HO JAYGI ISS JISSAM KI ROOH BHI TANNHA…

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Teri jheel si aankhon main doob jane ko dil chahata hai,

tujhe ta umr dekhte jane ko dil chahata hai,

E kash khuda ne bakshe hote dil aur bhi hume,

kyonki teri har ada per dil lutane ko dil chahata hai.

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Noor-e-mohabbat hai husn unka,

Gaflat-e-ashiqui hai sanga unka,

Har taraf unhi ke najaare hai,

fijao me bhi hai baki rang unka…

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Jajbate yaar me hum shareek ho gaye,

Khud se bhi jyada unke kareeb ho gaye,

Awara the gumnaam galiyo ke Hum,

Unko pa kar ke kuch shareef ho gaye…

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Ek Din Baharo k Phool Murjhayenge…

Bhule se Phir kabhi.. Hum Tumhe Yaad Aayenge…

Ehasaas Hoga Tumhe Meri Mohabbat.. Ka Jab…

Dur Bahot Dur.. Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge….

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5 Loveable Words – I am alone without you

4 Pleasant Words – I care for you

3 Sweet Words – I Like you

2 Special Words – Miss you

1 Important Words – you

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Jaan se bhi pyare ho tum, mere ankho ki tara ho tum

Mere har dhadakan me ho tum, mere kismet ka taj ho tum.

Thujhe me chaha hai…tujhe me chahunga zindagi ki

Ek ek pal- har ek lamha…….

Tanhaiyon me sarab ki sahare ho tum.

Aao, churalun tumahara har ek adda

Samet lun… har ek yaddain

Sama lun… har mithi-mithi khushbu

Saja lun….. tumhara har ek tashvir

Mere ghute huye itihash ki panno me

Phir to ujjala hoga taj mahal ki aur ek smruti mein,

Sahajahan ki nashib ka mumtaz ho tum.

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Humko tumse pyaar kitna,

Humko tumse pyaar hai,

Yeh bataana ab zaroori to nahin,

Kyonki baichani to ab humara aalam hai!

Tumko pata bhi nahin,

Kucch humne tumko kha suna bhi nahin,

Phir kyon wahi baat yaad aati hai,

Mulakat ka silsa kyon badta hi nahin!

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Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya,

Dhoop ghani chaanv ho tum,

Tum muskarye to muskra utha sama bhi,

Aise jaise phool kali se khil jaye.

Sonchenge phir karnge, yeh to koi baat nahin,

Aray pyaar to ek se hota hai,

Hazaaron se nahin.

Bhoolbhoolaniyaan mein kya maza hai,

Aamne saamne ho to koi ka ehsaas hai,

Kahein kya ab pata nahin,

Phir bhi dil tumpar atakta kyon!

Jaane kyon log mohbaat mein hojaate hain badnaam,

Dil to sanch ka aaiyna hai,

Darpan mein to hum sirf apne aap ko dekhte hain,

Dil to jaise darwaje khol deta, sanchai ka mukhtaqleef!

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Zindagi gamon ki laher bhi hai,

Zindagi dilon ke kareeb hi to hai,

Zindadi tumhare saath ek mahak si hi to hai,

Jo phelkar tumhe pukarte hai,

Aur tum chale aate ho,

Yeh dosti pyar ka izhar hi to hai!

Roke rukana saka yeh pyar,

Tumko dekha to rukna saka pyar,

Tum pukaarte rahe,

Yeh ehasaas hi bahut tha!

Dil ke itane kareeb hokar itne door kyon?

Dil ke itane paas hokar door kyon,

Dil ko gulaab si tasslee na do,

Tumko ehsaas bhi nahin,

Isme humara kasoor kyon?

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ye kaisa hai ehsaas,

tu hi tu hai dil ke paas,

neend hai ki aati nahin,

aur badhti jaati hai pyaas!!!

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Ye arzoo thy ki aisa bhi kuch hua hota,

Meri kami ne tujhe bhi rula diya hota,

Main laut aata tere paas ek lamhe me,

Tere laboan ne mera naam to liya hota..!

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Kagaz ki kashti thy aur pani ka kinara tha,

Khelne ki masti thy aur dil awara tha,

Kaha aa gye jawani ke daldal main,

Bachpan hi kitna pyara tha,

Utra tha chaand mere aangan main,

Yeh sitaroan ko gawara na tha,

Main toa sitaroan se bagawat kar leta,

Parr chand bhi kaha hamara tha.

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Deewana hu tera inkaar nhi,

Kaise keh du ke pyar nhi,

Kuch shararat toa teri nazaroan main bhi thy,

Main akela hi gunaahgar nhi.

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Kall Ki Raat toa Bahut hi Khusnuma si gujri hai ,

Kuch tanha par kuch khas gujri hai ,

Na toa neend aai hame aur na aaya khawab koi ,

Bass kall ki raat toa aap hi ke khayaloan ke saath gujari hai ..

Bhagwan kare aaise tanha raaten hame har roj naseeb ho …

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Kareeb se aapko dekha toa aapna paya ,

Jab aapko pyar se aajmaya toa aapna paya,

Aapko kya naam du samaj nhi aata,

Dost , Pyar ya Meri Zindagi ka Saya.

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Har aahat pe aapki talash hai ,

Dur rah kar bhi aap mere paas hai,

Itna na chaho mujhe ki dil puche ki dharkan kis ke paas hai..

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Meri palkon ko bass unka intezaar rehta hai ,

Dil ke kissi kone main unka hi pyar rehta hai,

Gujar rahe hain raat aur din unki yaad main ,

Bass hame toa unka intezaar aur pyar hi yaad rehta hai …

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Agar kisi ko chahte ho to uske liye aansu na bahao,

Aaisi muhabbat me rone se kya fayada,

Khush hoke apni pyaar ko nibhao,

karlo tum ye apni chahat se vada……….

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Zindagi main agar aise bikhroge to log tumhe pagal samjhenge,

Aapni chahat ka tumko kaatil samjhenge,

Chahat me bikhro nahi usme seemat jao,

Arre yaar thodi si aur apni akal ladao ….

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Kissi ko itna mat chaho ,

ke tumhari chahat uske liye majboori ban jaye,

Par chaho kissi ko itna ,

Ke tumhari chahat uske liye jaroori ban jaye …

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Hamne socha ke ham hi chahte hain aapko,

Par aapke chahne waalon ka toa kafila nikla.

Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se,

Par vo khuda bhi aapka chahne waala nikla.

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Pyar karna aasan hai mere dost ,

Par mushkil hai nibhana ,

Pyar toa har koi kar leta hai is duniya main ,

Par mushkil hai sacha pyar pana..

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Katil tu nhi meri jaan ,

Katil teri ada hai ,

Isliye to ham kehte hain ke tu sab se juda hai ….

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Tufano may Kashti ko Kinaare bhi milte hain,

Iss Jahan mein Logo ko Sahaare bhi milte hain,

Duniya may sabse Pyari hai Zindagi,

Kuch logg Zindagi say bhi Pyare miltay hain.

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Asman sai chand ne nihara hamen kuchh iss kadar

Ki iss jubaan par aaj fir koi haseen naam aaya

Taare jaise kahte ho koi de raha hai sadda hamen

Chandni mein chhipa koi pyar ka paigaam aaya

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Mohabbat ke anjaam se darr rahein hain,

Nighaon main aapni khoon bhar rahein hain ,

Meri Jaan ko le udha hai koi ,

Aur ham yahi bethe hue sher o shayari kar rahein hain…….

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Suna hai ke ishq main neend udh jati hai ,

Koi hamse bhi isk kare doston,

Hame toa kambhaqt neend hi bahut aati hai….

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Mere dost mat karna Hasinaon se muhabbat ,

Vo nigahon se vaar karti hain,

Inhi nighaon se kitno se pyar karti hain…

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Maine unse pyar kiya ,

Yeh mere pyar ki hadd thi …

Maine unpe itbaar kiya ,

Yeh mere itbaar ki hadd thi …

Marke bhi khuli rhi meri aankhen,

Yeh mere Intezaar ki had thi ……

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Mere ko bas teri hi pyas lagti rehti hai ,

Man main har waqt tere aane ki aas rehti hai ,

Teri dewaangi main is kadar diwane ho gye,

Ke harr ladki ki maa aab toa saas lagti hai……

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Teri har Ada muhabbat si lagti hai ,

Ik pal ki judaai muddat si lagti hai ,

Pehle nhi aab sochne lage hain hamm ke ,

Jindagi ke har lamhe main teri jarurat si lagti hai ……

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Kahin kho na jaye zindagi

Mujj ko tu iss ko jee lene de

teri aada teri sadda jaise hai ek jaam

yeh muhabbat mujhe pi lene de

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Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki tarah ;

Zindagi guzar rahi aai azaab ki tarah ;

Khushbu Ki Kalam se shayad usne likha tha khat ;

Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah…….

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Ishq vich bhijna koi khel ni hunda;

Bina bhijeya roohan da mail ni hunda;

Mail ho je ta eh judaa ni hunda;

Ishq rab hai so ishq da koi khuda ni hunda…..

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Woh phir se aaj jindgi se udas hai

bata jindgi tu kya rang layegi

samajh na paya ham me se koi

to tum kya mujhe samajh payogi

dard diya hai is sine mein us ke

kyo tune hai us ko rulaya

intezzar hai mujko us ka

tum ne kyo na mujhe us se milaya

mil hi jau ga ab m us se

ab tum kya anjam dogi bata , e jindgi

is tute dil ko tune hasna bhi na shikhaya

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zindagi apni tera ik ehsaan hai

is baat se tu jane kyu anjan hai

kitne diye zakhm tune wafa bhool ke

mera pyar to fir bhi tujhi pe meherbaan hai.

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Mohabbat karke badnam ho gaye ham….

Is dard ki mehfil me gumnam ho gaye hai….

Hame wafa nibhayi par wafa na paya….

Is kadar us bewafa ke hantho katle aaam ho gaye hai..

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Har jakham sah lete hai hans-hans ke,

par dil ke jakham ko sah nahi sakte,

ye sach hai magar,

ham kisi se keh nahi sakte.

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hum to laut rahe the bewafai ka jaam lekar,

Unhone phir bulaya apni khata mankar ,

Hume to phir bhi bewafai ka inaam mila,

Aur wo khush ho gaye mujhe yun jinda jalakar,

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Wo Ajnabi banke aaye,

do baatien kar ke hum bohat muskuraye,

Wo Chal diye keh ke,

Fir milenga ab khuda jaane vo pal phir kab aaye ….

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zindagi ka saath nibhana pada,

na chahte hue bhi muskrana pada,

khwahish thi meri ke kisi ko apna dard bata sakun,

par khud hi apna dard sabse chupana pada,

zindagi hume rulati rahi andar hi andar,

par bheed mein hume muskrana pada,

unhe zakhm dene ki aadat si ho gayi thi,

isliye woh dete rahe zakhm aur hume zakhm har kisi se chupana pada

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Hum dur hai par ye nazdikiyan badti gayi

Pyar ke nazraane milte gye

Kitni khushi mehsus krti gyi

Yek din hat gaya phir akeli chalti gayi.

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milta hai badi mushkil se kisi ko kisi ka pyaar,

najane phir bhi kyu hota hai har kisi ko kisi ka intejaar,

samait lete hai gehraiyon me kahin,

diye jo jhakhm kisi ne kisi ko hajaar baar.

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Tukde Tukade Ho Gye Dil Ke Kanch Ki Tarah

Tip Tip Kar Beh gye Aansu Pani Ki Tarah

Chhod Diya Tum Ne Mujhe Beech Raah Me Aajnabi Ki Tarah

Phir Bhi Teri Tasveer Ko Pujata Hu Me Apne Bhagwaan Ki Taraah.

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agar ger hi banana tha to kya jarurat thi apnane ki,

agar bad me rulana hi tha to kya jarurat thi hasane ki,

dur hi karna tha agar hame to ek isara kar dete

kya jarurat thi jhootha bahana banane ki.

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Kaun kiskaa pyaar hai

kaun kiskaa hamsafar

ye sab baate hai

yahaa koi kisi kaa nahi

tum aetbaar karo

khataa tumhari hai

dhokhaa to denge hi

jinki aadat ye purani hai.

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Tera dard mere dard se gehra nahi,

mene chaha ki waqt ruk jaae magar vo thehra nahi,

aaj samaa ye hai ki tu dulhan ban gayi hai,

tere sar pe ghunght toh hai par mere sar pe sehra nahi…

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jam apna bhi vish ka pyala nikla

pyar apna bhi duniya se nirala nikla

jis ko ham ne chaha dil se

vo bhi kisi or ko chane wala nikla

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paa liya bahut kuch maine sab khokar.

jaan kar bhi anjaan hu me tera hokar.

uthaye patthar the, ki mere pyar ko lage na thokar.

tanha kar diya hame keval apni ankhen dhokar !

hal-e-bayan kaise karen tumse aye dunoya walon.

puchti he meri halat, tumse aye kismat walon.

paa liya jisko tumne, kal use kho doge.

aaj me roya hu kal tum, meri tarah ro doge.

ab mujhko nahi, pehle tum khud ko sambhalo.

hal-e-bayan kaise karen tumse aye dunoya walon !

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Jal raha hai dil mera kyunki kal teri sagai hai,

Jal raha hai dil mera kyunki kal teri sagai hai;

Aur is jalte dil ko dekhke,

Uspe papad sekhne aai hai???

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Ruthe hue meet tujhe manau kaise,

Bigdi hui hai takdeer banau kaise,

Dil ke har kone mai naam hai tera,

ye Dil cheer ke tujhe dikhau kaise.

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Mujhe yaad hai voh din hamari aakhri mulakat ka,

tune bulaya tha mujhe uss raat ko,

kahe gayi tu mujhe bhool jao mein tujhe.

par kya mein kabhi tujhe bhool paonga?

abhi to swarg main hi mulakat hogi agar mein nark mein nahi jaonga!!

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Humne anjaane mein unhe kabhi rula diya,

Unhone kuch majburiya se hume bhula diya,

Hum to waise bhi akele the duniya mein,

Kya hua jo unhone yeh ehsaas dila diya….

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Ek hasrat thi ki unke dil mein panah milegi;

Kya pata tha unse mohabbat ki saja milegi;

Na apno ne samjha na giaron ne jaana;

Kya pata tha meri taqdir hi mujhe bevafa milegi.

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Raahoan mein chalte chalte thokar khayi hai humne,

zindagi ko sawarte sawarte dhoka khaya hai humne..

waqt ek aisa bhi tha jab ajnabi bhi apne lagte the,

aaj apno ko ajnabi banaya hai humne.

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WOH UN HALAATON KE AAGE DAR GAYE,

PYAR APNA KHUD HE RUSWA KAR GAYE,

BANI THI MANZIL JO MERI KASHTI KI,

WOH MUJKO TUFANO KE HAWALE KAR GAYE.

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Chand ko maine asman ki gaod me sote dekha,

Chand ki bewafai se maine lakhon taron ko rote dekha,

Us pal ne to mujhe bhi rula diya,

Jab maine in aankhon se tujhe kisi aur ka hote dekha………

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Independence Day Wish – direct dil se

Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se,

Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se

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Independence Day Greetings with Poetry

Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,

thori si khushi her baat k baad,

Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,

Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad…

Wish u a very happy independence day

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Independence Day Poem

Let every patriot be honored;

Don’t let politics get in the way.

Without them, freedom would have died;

What they did, we can’t repay.

Happy Independence Day

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Let’s Take Decision

To Value Our Nation

Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,

Who Gave Us Freedom

Now Its Our Turn

To Have A Reformation.

HaPpY 63rd InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl (:

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Thousands laid down their lives so

that our country is breathing this day

Never forget their sacrifice…

Happy Independence Day

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Our life is full of Colors

I hope this 14th August will

add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA

HINDUSTAN HAMARA

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Na sar jhuka hai kabhi

aur na jhukayenge Kabhi,

jo apne dum pe jiyen sach me zindagi hai wahi.

Live like a true INDIAN.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING

SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US

HINDUSTAN JINDABAD

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Today we are miles apart

but I wanna reach across the miles

and say I’m thinking of you

in a very special way.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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A Very Happy Independence Day To all of you!

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I am in love,

I am passionate about her,

I loving every moment of it

and

why not its her 64th Birth Day.

Its apna India.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Some things just can’t be expressed in words

Some people just can’t be lived without

Love can speak volumes even when words cant

So all i am going to say is ..

I love u.

Happy Independence Day sweetheart

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63 Years Ago…

A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . .

Now,

A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . .

Can Any One Help..??

((*-._ Happy Independence Day _.-*))

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Your validity for taking a

bath expires on this 14th August.

Kindly recharge d validity by

taking a bath to avoid, khujli,

dandruff and badbooo

So wish you a HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Happy B’DAY.

Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.

Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.

No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.

Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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31 States,

1618 Languages,

6400 Castes,

6 Religion,

6 Ethnic Groups,

29 Major festivals

& 1 Country!

Be Proud to be an Indian!..

Happy Independence Day

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Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,

Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,

Meri Khush naseebi,

mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na

sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.

Happy Independence Day!

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This is the day,

That Our nation sings

This is the day

That the liberty bell starts to ring

This is the day

We all start to remember

What We stand for

And to celebrate our Independence

We stand up high, as We

All start to cry

As we think about,

All that died

For you, for me, for our whole country

Risking there life

Each & everyday here is a salute

To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day 🙂

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SARE JAHA SE ACHA HINDUSTHA HAMARA HUM BULBULE HAI

ISKE YE GULSITAH HAMARA

“”””HAPPY INDEPENDES DAY”””””””””””””””””

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In this day THINK of our PAST and try to BUILT better FUTURE for ALL of us.. IT IS A DUTY OF ALL OF US!!

i am proud to be an INDIAN

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY 🙂

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Today we are miles apart

but I wanna reach across the miles

and say i’m thinking of you

in a very special way.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY…

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Friendship is little more trust – Friendship Day Wish

Friendship is a little more trust,

A little less try,

A little more laugh,

And a little less cry,

A little more WE and a little less I.

Happy Friendship Day!!!

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If friendship is live – keep smiling

If CARE is a WAVE,

I’ll give u SEA.

If RESPECT is a LEAF,

I’ll give u TREE.

If TRUST is a PLANET,

I’ll give u GALAXY,

if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,

I’ll give u MINE 4 FREE..

keep smiling.

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Friendship is like Airtel

Love is DOCOMO,

do the new.

Marriage is IDEA

can change ur life.

Wife is HUTCH

where ever you

go she follows

But Friendship is Airtel

ek atut bandhan

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Friendship belongs to

Love belongs 2 boy & girl

Study belongs 2 teacher & student

Life belongs 2 husband & wife

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Hindi friendship shayari

Wada hain hamari dosti khas rahegi,

Yado ki jhalak dil k pas rahegi,

Nahi bhulungi aapko or aapki dosti ko

Jabtak aapke naam ki spelling yaad rahegi..

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Cute friendship day sms

When god open the windows of heaven,

He saw me & asked what is ur wish today?

I said god take care of the dear one,

Who is reading this “SMS”.

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My friends are angels

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.

I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Happy Friendship Day!

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Friendship is more worth that gold.

Friendship is a priceless gift

that can’t be bought or sold,

but to have an understanding

friend is far more worth than gold.

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True friends

A true friend understands when you say, “I forgot”

Waits forever when you say, “1 minute”

Stays when you say, “leave me alone”

and opens the door, “even before you knock..”

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A friendship message

Sometimes in life we think we don’t need anyone.

But sometime we don’t have anyone when we need.. So don’t let your best buddies go ever…

but

FRIENDSHIP belongs 2 two sweet hearts like

“U” & “ME”

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Hundred steps between us

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us,

you can take the 1st step to get near me and i’ll take all 99 step to be there for you. HAPPY

FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

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Friendship is a silent gift – a nice saying

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..

More old .. more strong..

More deep.. more clear..

More close.. more warm..

Less words.. more understanding..

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Being a friend means sharing an honest part of yourself

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke,

a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story.

It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

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Best friendship

I Say and You Listen,

its a Good Friendship.

You Say and I Listen,

is a Better Friendship.

But I dont Say and You Understand,

is Best Friendship.

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Friendship day wish

Look Outside it’s So Pleasant!

Sun Smiling 4 U !

Trees Dancing 4 U !

Birds Singing 4 U !

Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You

“A Happy Friendship Day”

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Friendship message for a special friend

Sometimes my mind asks

Why? I miss u,

Why? I care 4 u,

Why? I remember u

Then my heart answered

Its simply bcoz you are my sweet friend!!

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True friends stay forever

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..

CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other…

and TRUE Friends STaY forever

beyond words,

beyond time…

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A true friendship saying

Two people can’t wish to be friends long if they can’t manage to forgive each other’s minor faults.

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A sweet sms for a sweet friend

A sweet friend is like a pillow.

When you are tired you sleep on it,

When you are sad you drop tears on it,

When you are angry you punch it,

and

When you are happy you hug it

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A cute friendship sms

As precious as u r to me,

As precious no one can ever be,

I know friends r hard to choose,

But u r a friend I never want to lose.

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A sweet friendship sms for a sweet friend

Saathi sift woh nahi hota jo jivan bhar saath nivaye,

Saathi to who hain jo jivan ke kuch palon me vi jivan bhar ka sath de jayee

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Who is best friend

1 who hold ur hand evrytym u need support is surely ur gud frnd

but ur bstfrnd is the 1 who holds ur hand evn more tytly when u say

“leave me alone”

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Wonderful friends

Wonderful people r carefully created by god,

Wonderful moments are carefully planned by god,

Wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by god.

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When old friends keep in touch

Sound become music,

Movement becomes dance,

Smile becomes laughter &

Life becomes celebration.

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When old friends keep in touch.

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keep in touch friend

My hands never pain when typing msg 4 u..

but my heart always pains when thr is no reply frm u

so always be in touch!

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Hindi friendship poem

Aaj dosti par ek kitaab likhenge

Doston k sath gujri har baat likhenge

jab batana ho dost kaise hota hain

tumhe soch kar har baat likhenge

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Funny frinedship message

Friends r like fishes.

U have to sit patiently for a long time

to catch a good one.

Just like I caught u.

so better stay nice otherwise

I will FRY YOU..;)

❤❤❤❤❤❤